Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 12659 12660 [12661] 12662 12663 ... 12996

Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 9796458 times)

Trekkin

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #189900 on: May 14, 2019, 01:05:57 pm »

NWN 2 is great though.

The first half of the game is about a mysterious figure who pushes people over next to fireplaces.

And the execrable state of the Sword Coast's transportation infrastructure! Then there was that really impressive bit about the inherent flaws in the concept of judicium Dei as it applies to international law.
Logged

Yoink

  • Bay Watcher
  • OKAY, FINE.
    • View Profile
Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #189901 on: May 14, 2019, 01:07:19 pm »

lying to kids is bad
Well then WTF are they good for?
Logged
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

TamerVirus

  • Bay Watcher
  • Who cares
    • View Profile
Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #189902 on: May 14, 2019, 01:21:55 pm »

lying to kids is bad
Well then WTF are they good for?
Uncompensated labor?
Logged
What can mysteriously disappear can mysteriously reappear
*Shakes fist at TamerVirus*

Folly

  • Bay Watcher
  • Steam Profile: 76561197996956175
    • View Profile
Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #189903 on: May 14, 2019, 01:26:34 pm »

lying to kids is bad

But it's also easy, and convenient. Those little suckers will believe literally anything!
Logged

Dunamisdeos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Duggin was the hero we needed.
    • View Profile
Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #189904 on: May 14, 2019, 01:29:11 pm »

NWN 2 is great though.

The first half of the game is about a mysterious figure who pushes people over next to fireplaces.

And the execrable state of the Sword Coast's transportation infrastructure! Then there was that really impressive bit about the inherent flaws in the concept of judicium Dei as it applies to international law.

The end game boss doesn't even have a proper name. Why is it so much fun.

As a dad, I can confirm toddlers are for hugs.
Logged
FACT I: Post note art is best art.
FACT II: Dunamisdeos is a forum-certified wordsmith.
FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

Frumple

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Prettiest Kyuuki
    • View Profile
Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #189905 on: May 14, 2019, 05:42:14 pm »

Toddlers are for hugs and catapult ammo, yes. But generally just once. Not very reusable.
Logged
Ask not!
What your country can hump for you.
Ask!
What you can hump for your country.

wierd

  • Bay Watcher
  • I like to eat small children.
    • View Profile
Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #189906 on: May 14, 2019, 05:44:44 pm »

Amateurs.

Toddlers are for the rapid and efficient deployment of contagious biological agents.
Logged

Frumple

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Prettiest Kyuuki
    • View Profile
Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #189907 on: May 14, 2019, 05:51:37 pm »

... why did you just repeat the words 'catapult ammo' but with many unnecessary syllables?
Logged
Ask not!
What your country can hump for you.
Ask!
What you can hump for your country.

Jopax

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cat on a hat
    • View Profile
Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #189908 on: May 14, 2019, 06:03:50 pm »

HERE COMES BESSIE!!

Unrelated, BUTTERFLIES!!
Logged
"my batteries are low and it's getting dark"
AS - IG

Dunamisdeos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Duggin was the hero we needed.
    • View Profile
Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #189909 on: May 14, 2019, 06:14:24 pm »

Amateurs.

Toddlers are for the rapid and efficient deployment of contagious biological agents.

You can try, and it will likely work, but I can assure you there is a 100% chance of a zombie virus scenario in which you achieve deployment of the intended biological agent but the delivery system backfires and begins spreading unintended, mutated bio agents to yourself and everyone you know, resulting in an utter failure in a practical sense. Meanwhile, it's playing with trucks and giggling as your immune system physically implodes en-masse.

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.
Logged
FACT I: Post note art is best art.
FACT II: Dunamisdeos is a forum-certified wordsmith.
FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

Frumple

  • Bay Watcher
  • The Prettiest Kyuuki
    • View Profile
Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #189910 on: May 14, 2019, 06:42:01 pm »

Like, I'm just saying here. But if you handle it right (some kind of clamp on the end of a long pole or something) and launch it from a catapult, you won't get close enough for the delivery to backfire. There's no child weaponization issue that can't be solved with siege engines.
Logged
Ask not!
What your country can hump for you.
Ask!
What you can hump for your country.

Max™

  • Bay Watcher
  • [CULL:SQUARE]
    • View Profile
Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #189911 on: May 14, 2019, 09:55:34 pm »

>talking about baby catapults with infected babies
>acting like we wouldn't have kids manning the catapults as well
Logged

Rolan7

  • Bay Watcher
  • [GUE'VESA]
    • View Profile
Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #189912 on: May 14, 2019, 10:07:37 pm »

Just have half the kids launch the other half, over and over.  Xeno's siege will never end!
Logged
They/them
Black lives matter.

Max™

  • Bay Watcher
  • [CULL:SQUARE]
    • View Profile
Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #189913 on: May 14, 2019, 10:32:26 pm »

You can just call them aliens, no need to be pc when speaking of filthy xenomorphs.
Logged

LordBaal

  • Bay Watcher
  • System Lord and Hanslanda lees evil twin.
    • View Profile
Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #189914 on: May 15, 2019, 07:23:38 am »

Max, you should try to make a saw with a 40k themed handle, bonus points if its motorized.
Logged
I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!
Pages: 1 ... 12659 12660 [12661] 12662 12663 ... 12996