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Author Topic: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)  (Read 9324290 times)

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Re: [Poi~] Poi is once again permitted (Happy thread)
« Reply #191550 on: December 04, 2019, 07:09:38 pm »

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« Reply #191551 on: December 04, 2019, 07:57:09 pm »

I expelled a massive bogie from my nose, and it was delightful.

Unfortunately Iím also Iíll, so chances are another will just take its place, like a tiny mucus hydra
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« Reply #191552 on: December 04, 2019, 07:59:37 pm »

The traditional solution is cauterisation. Specifically topically applied hot tar, but other methods may also prove fruitful.
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Re: [Poi~] Poi is once again permitted (Happy thread)
« Reply #191553 on: December 04, 2019, 09:00:27 pm »

Now I'm imagining small hydras living in people's noses. parasitic hydras seem like an interesting creature for fantasy worlds. :D
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« Reply #191554 on: December 04, 2019, 10:28:07 pm »

That's just a tentacle sex fantasy with reptile theme waiting to happen.

But what if the hydra parasite in your butt had a hydra parasite in its' nose too?
And the nose hydra had an even smaller hydra in its butt!
Yo dawg I heard you like tentacle rape...
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Re: [Poi~] Poi is once again permitted (Happy thread)
« Reply #191555 on: December 04, 2019, 11:12:07 pm »

Sooooo, some of you might remember that I am a department head for an upscale grocery store.


Welllllllll, I just landed an interview for ASM at a Wegman's.  Now, I have zero clues what wegmans is like.  anybody know?  is it like whole foods?  Cheaper, more chill?  more upscale?  Better variety?  Smaller/bigger?  Cleaner?  Like a The Fresh Market?

There's apparently over 100 of them, in several states, which implies selective localization.  The store Im at now does that.
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Re: [Poi~] Poi is once again permitted (Happy thread)
« Reply #191556 on: December 04, 2019, 11:57:03 pm »

Never been in one, dunno if I've even been in a state that has 'em. I'd recommend scoping the wikipedia page, though. They've apparently gotten a lot of media attention for being good to their employees. Sounds like they aim for relatively upscale consumers, for what that's worth.
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« Reply #191557 on: December 05, 2019, 05:05:24 am »

It's all monocles and top hats at Wegman's.

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« Reply #191558 on: December 05, 2019, 10:09:48 am »

It's all monocles and top hats at Wegman's.
but now its getting paid like Im an entry level engineer at wegmans  :o

Anyway Im going to the bleeding corporate office and not the store anyway.  And then rush hour traffic back home.  Its going to be a loooong drive home.  Like 2.5x the commute up and several hours long.
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« Reply #191559 on: December 05, 2019, 07:51:48 pm »

It's all monocles and top hats at Wegman's.
but now its getting paid like Im an entry level engineer at wegmans  :o

Anyway Im going to the bleeding corporate office and not the store anyway.  And then rush hour traffic back home.  Its going to be a loooong drive home.  Like 2.5x the commute up and several hours long.
Well, They have several positions they want to fill, and after an interview I think I'll land it or the position right below it re:shifti.  Theyre still filling out the core roster; starting with the top.

They had others, but I wouldnt accept them.  its a hellish 2 hour commute in rush hour.  50 miles each .


But, damn if I dont look good, even in crappy lighting:
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« Reply #191560 on: December 06, 2019, 01:49:26 am »

Dude, the Wegmans I used to shop at when I lived in New York was awesome. Great selection, high quality, amazing deli, prices were a little steep for me, but it was New York and I am from Michigan...I'd kill to have a Wegmans to shop at again.

In other news, T-minus 4 days until my latest surgery. I'm both extremely nervous and excited.
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« Reply #191561 on: December 06, 2019, 04:51:50 am »

Good luck withit pal. What is it?
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« Reply #191562 on: December 06, 2019, 08:55:24 am »

Dude, the Wegmans I used to shop at when I lived in New York was awesome. Great selection, high quality, amazing deli, prices were a little steep for me, but it was New York and I am from Michigan...I'd kill to have a Wegmans to shop at again.

In other news, T-minus 4 days until my latest surgery. I'm both extremely nervous and excited.

Hope this one significantly reduces any problems.
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Re: [Poi~] Poi is once again permitted (Happy thread)
« Reply #191563 on: December 06, 2019, 11:28:21 am »

Dude, the Wegmans I used to shop at when I lived in New York was awesome. Great selection, high quality, amazing deli, prices were a little steep for me, but it was New York and I am from Michigan...I'd kill to have a Wegmans to shop at again.

In other news, T-minus 4 days until my latest surgery. I'm both extremely nervous and excited.
Good luck, mate. :)
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« Reply #191564 on: December 06, 2019, 02:16:59 pm »

We went to the mall yesterday with my little guy and it was nice.

They had a train ride for him that I was required to pack into to ride with him (I had to turn sideways to squeeze in the door) and we had ice cream and snacks and saw Christmas stuff and they had a children's museum that he enjoyed visiting he had a lot of fun.

But his most favorite part was getting to ride the escalators and saying hi to all the people going down the other side.
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