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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14378970 times)

Dunamisdeos

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Re: [FBK] BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA (Happy thread)
« Reply #193320 on: June 03, 2020, 06:02:25 pm »

People are astoundingly stupid and will force any evidence they come across to fit with the conclusion they already want to find rather than vice versa.

This is 95% of the cases I deal with where people act this way. Totes accurate.

The other 5% are legit cases where they've had some longstanding real, actual problem with their deliveries and have good reason not to trust the things we say.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193321 on: June 03, 2020, 06:24:14 pm »

This sounds like the kind of thing that inspires a creepypasta or something.
Or Salad Fingers

Or vore porn
I carefully used private mode and avoided google to see what that is, then didn't click any search results.
Not sure if I really want to know what "vore" means, but you can tell me if you want to.
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Re: [FBK] BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA (Happy thread)
« Reply #193322 on: June 03, 2020, 06:25:19 pm »

'eat porn'  where instead of eating a hamburger, you eat . . . . any number of things, including and especially your love interest. Sometimes usually in  the same session.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193323 on: June 03, 2020, 07:19:04 pm »

I have around 20+ hours on this queue. And this fella comes from nowhere and offer us all the bathroom at the school hes watching over all nigth, nothing in return, just passing on some good will. Good to know theres still kind people here.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193324 on: June 03, 2020, 07:33:10 pm »

That IS good to hear.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193325 on: June 04, 2020, 08:20:51 pm »

Fucking made it!!! Got a full tank on the company car!!!! buwauahhahahshhwhwhahahaha... (random incesant clacking).

Game over! I have all the fuel now fuckers!
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193326 on: June 05, 2020, 12:06:43 am »

As the swwdudh saying goes... one who waits for something good never waits too long ;)
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193327 on: June 05, 2020, 12:00:59 pm »

I'm drinking tea.  It's nice!  Earl Grey, hot, and all that  :)
I used a tea bag, which I know is improper, but at least I didn't put ice in the mug!
Rice cookers are so convenient~
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193328 on: June 05, 2020, 02:51:27 pm »

Fucking made it!!! Got a full tank on the company car!!!! buwauahhahahshhwhwhahahaha... (random incesant clacking).

Game over! I have all the fuel now fuckers!

I AM THE FUEL LORD. GUARDIAN OF THE FUEL.

BRITISH PETROLEUM QUIVERS BEFORE HIM.
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FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
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Re: [FBK] BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA (Happy thread)
« Reply #193329 on: June 05, 2020, 03:03:13 pm »

inb4 this happens.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193330 on: June 06, 2020, 11:32:31 am »

We got new responsibilities at work last month. Namely, I now have my very own team of folks to manage and cultivate and all kinds of other corporate terms that mean "It's my job to help these folks do their job".

My team won first place in a week-long competition for who could get the best numbers at work. We won hefty Amazon gift cards. I'm proud of my lil' team :>
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FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193331 on: June 06, 2020, 07:39:18 pm »

Moved my bloody mary shrimp from their mini-aquarium to a bigger tank I had spare because I was having trouble keeping conditions stable in the little tank. Been a bit more than a month since the move and I've got four confirmed shrimplets wandering around.

They're about the size of ants, cute as buttons provided you like invertebrates, and more importantly indicate that conditions are good enough for eggs to hatch and produce viable babies. The two berried (carrying eggs) females still have eggs, so more babies should be hatching out over the next week or two. I might finally be able to have a self sustaining population.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193332 on: June 06, 2020, 08:28:54 pm »

Assuming all goes well I'm expecting to have at least 20 survivors from this clutch. Each berried female carries something like 20+ eggs, but not all will hatch and some of the babies will die before they get old enough to reproduce themselves.

Things might go poorly though. Happened when I got babies in the small tank, barely any survived.
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Re: [FBK] BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA (Happy thread)
« Reply #193333 on: June 06, 2020, 09:52:03 pm »

When you you get the cocktail sauce out?  how big do they get?
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193334 on: June 07, 2020, 04:22:03 am »

I passed my drivers test today and I'll be getting my license soon!
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