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Author Topic: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)  (Read 8903018 times)

Iduno

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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193380 on: June 02, 2020, 09:07:12 pm »

I have a couch!

My couch bit me :(

Did you sit on a cat?
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193381 on: June 02, 2020, 09:13:25 pm »

It has a recliner and I moved my leg off the recliner and it shifted and bit my leg :(

If it is a mimic, we will be dead by morning as itís next to the bedroom.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193382 on: June 03, 2020, 03:38:57 am »

I hear telling a good joke will often reveal them
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193383 on: June 03, 2020, 03:57:10 am »

Some people, like PeeWee Herman, coexist peacefully with their mimic based furniture.


Despite how uncomfortable it makes other people.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2020, 04:03:17 am by wierd »
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193384 on: June 03, 2020, 04:34:27 am »

It should be noted that those are not arms. They're mandibles to hold the food down in front of the mouth
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193385 on: June 03, 2020, 05:24:47 am »

This sounds like the kind of thing that inspires a creepypasta or something.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193386 on: June 03, 2020, 06:56:41 am »

This sounds like the kind of thing that inspires a creepypasta or something.
Or Salad Fingers
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193387 on: June 03, 2020, 07:14:33 am »

Salad Fingers' Play House?

This sounds terrible....      Someone should make it a thing.
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193388 on: June 03, 2020, 01:37:46 pm »

Yo I am at work helping train new hires and I get to roleplay fussy customers on fake calls for them this is the most fun I've ever had at work omg.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193389 on: June 03, 2020, 01:42:21 pm »

Did you get to break out the "I WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER!" yet?  :o
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193390 on: June 03, 2020, 01:48:42 pm »

Nahhhh.

But I get to do it later :>

EDIT: I'm the "manager" in question around here. It'll be somewhat bittersweet.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193391 on: June 03, 2020, 02:06:05 pm »

"I WANT TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER!" he shouted
The radio said "No, Dunamisdeos. You are the manager."
And then, Dunamisdeos was a (figurative) zombie
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193392 on: June 03, 2020, 02:33:45 pm »

This sounds like the kind of thing that inspires a creepypasta or something.
Or Salad Fingers

Or vore porn
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193393 on: June 03, 2020, 03:02:58 pm »

These new hires are so damn nice on the phone I actually felt bad acting like a fussy customer at them.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193394 on: June 03, 2020, 03:33:08 pm »

These new hires are so damn nice on the phone I actually felt bad acting like a fussy customer at them.
After the training drills (is that the right word for these calls youíre doing?), you should tell them this
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