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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14550296 times)

hector13

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193830 on: July 17, 2020, 12:58:57 pm »

Smuggle it.

In Sundrop bottles :p
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193831 on: July 17, 2020, 01:12:35 pm »

Rum liquor? Rum liquor in a bottle?
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LordBaal

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193832 on: July 17, 2020, 01:51:27 pm »

Oh, the tables have turned! In a bottle.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193833 on: July 17, 2020, 01:54:35 pm »

Someday Hector will get tired of this hectoring, and decide that revenge is best served cold.

Revenge. Revenge in a bottle.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193834 on: July 17, 2020, 02:04:41 pm »

Now that my eviler twin has come back, all the pieces are set.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193835 on: July 17, 2020, 02:06:27 pm »

Now that my eviler twin has come back, all the pieces are set.
Soon, you will rule Bay12 alongside Hans!
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193836 on: July 17, 2020, 02:44:38 pm »

Now that my eviler twin has come back, all the pieces are set.
Never the twain shall meet!
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hector13

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193837 on: July 17, 2020, 05:54:41 pm »

Someday Hector will get tired of this hectoring, and decide that revenge is best served cold.

Revenge. Revenge in a bottle.

Straight out the fridge, ‘cause it’s best served cold. Then smashed over your head or something.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193838 on: July 17, 2020, 07:22:01 pm »

Now that my eviler twin has come back, all the pieces are set.
Soon, you will rule Bay12 alongside Hans!

Wait I'm the eviler one?

... Oh I do have a semiautomatic shotgun and a bunch of other guns. And access to bomb material. And a big knife on my belt. And what I can only describe as a "Tiny bill hook with a shitty attitude". And a hunting sword.

... Okay so I might be evil.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193839 on: July 17, 2020, 07:26:59 pm »

Dude, it's in your personal text. :P
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193840 on: July 17, 2020, 07:35:50 pm »

Well, I know how to make bombs with kitchen and garden stuff, but despite knowing the basics of how to use them dont own any gun, nor ever had, unless a hand made crossbow counts, the beast used the darts from a old dart game I had a december and actually dented metal plates, never fired it at anything soft.

Oh also made a breach loading gun once.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193841 on: July 17, 2020, 07:47:26 pm »

Oh I'm definitely the eviler then. I killed a squirrel tother day and felt bad but I'm fairly sure I could blast another male human that presented a threat and make a sandwich immediately after cuz meh.

I'm also a practiced shot with my shotgun and my pistol I'm deadly with.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193842 on: July 17, 2020, 08:33:56 pm »

Well, given that this hypothetical human presented a threat, I'm not sure that counts as evil, definitely not like cold-blooded premeditated murder would
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193843 on: July 17, 2020, 10:10:08 pm »

That and humans probably like other humans less than animals. Kind of the same idea with how tigers would get very territorial against other tigers but not necessarily with a photographer who knows how to present a nonthreatening demeanor.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193844 on: July 18, 2020, 12:45:34 pm »

Animals of the same species can understand each other, and as a result they can get along badly. Animals of different species don’t understand each other directly, but provided they don’t survive by eating each other can typically understand enough of each others’ body language to not bother each other. If dogs could form and tell us their political opinions we’d probably not get along as well as we currently do, statistically speaking.

Don’t quote me on this though. I still haven’t recovered from the wall incident.
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