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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14540266 times)

Naturegirl1999

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193905 on: July 30, 2020, 11:55:45 am »
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I just noticed that the Swedish edition of Bilbo was illustrated by Tove Jansson. That means that...

Spoiler: Bilbo is a Moomintroll (click to show/hide)

What's with the whole-ass Halberd there, Bilbo?

Dealing with forest spiders?
Like these?
I got a new drawing app, much more details than markup
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193906 on: July 30, 2020, 12:00:15 pm »
He means the spawn of ungoliant.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193907 on: July 30, 2020, 01:35:29 pm »
They did look roughly like that though
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193908 on: July 31, 2020, 12:33:18 pm »
Webs of horror!

Also, that spider does not have a halberd. I want Lord of the Halberds.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193909 on: July 31, 2020, 04:07:38 pm »
Got Raymond in Animal Crossing. Worth every single one of the 350 NMT I spent on him. :D
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193910 on: July 31, 2020, 04:27:35 pm »
The Bazooka Political Party would like to propose a Bazooka Edition of all classical adventure/fantasy literature, wherein the story is edited and every character is given a bazooka.

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Witch King:  'Come not between the Nazgűl and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.'

A 137cm M1A1 bazooka rang as it was drawn.

Eowyn: 'Do what you will; but I will hinder it with 1.58 kilograms of rocket-propelled high explosives, if I may.'
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193911 on: July 31, 2020, 04:33:47 pm »
Every heroic character. Who much always be depicted as prevailing over the vile un-bazookaed antagonists.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193912 on: July 31, 2020, 04:52:26 pm »
Quote from: Egan_BW on July 31, 2020, 04:33:47 pm
Every heroic character. Who much always be depicted as prevailing over the vile un-bazookaed antagonists.

The scene with Bilbo dancing about and singing while invisibly fighting spiders becomes much more intense, since instead the spiders just see RPG's materializing from open air to a jaunty, mocking tune.

Bard slaying Smaug just became the coolest dragon slaying of all time.

Beorn can show up at the end as a bipedal superbear with a bazooka on each shoulder, maybe some aviator shades.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193913 on: July 31, 2020, 06:03:07 pm »
Men don't kill wytch kings, bazookas kill wytch kings
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193914 on: July 31, 2020, 06:04:50 pm »
The Count of Monte Cristo: now much shorter and less complicated.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193915 on: July 31, 2020, 06:45:03 pm »
Boromir's scene would be...much different.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193916 on: July 31, 2020, 06:51:56 pm »
New Ork soup brand.

Boromir chunky.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193917 on: July 31, 2020, 06:55:31 pm »
Legolas’ and Gimli’s off killing contest would also be somewhat more one-sided.

“12. 17. 38. Do you even know how to kill orcs, short arse?”
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193918 on: July 31, 2020, 07:08:11 pm »
They can have one of the cool 2-person bazookas. A testament to their friendship.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #193919 on: July 31, 2020, 07:54:38 pm »
"Never thought I'd fight with an elf."
"How about a bazooka?"
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