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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14511131 times)

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194235 on: September 09, 2020, 03:27:52 pm »

It puts the lime in the coconut.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194236 on: September 09, 2020, 03:38:27 pm »

he bought it for a dime.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194237 on: September 10, 2020, 04:26:00 am »

I made a new friend on my way to work

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194238 on: September 10, 2020, 04:53:07 am »

You stole somebody's cat?
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194239 on: September 10, 2020, 05:02:29 am »

I didnt steal it! I borrowed it for a few mins 🤣🤣

Not like I can keep a cat. I dont want the landlord to kick me out. My only pets here are the spiders in the balcony
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194240 on: September 10, 2020, 05:19:01 am »

I didnt steal it! I borrowed it for a few mins 🤣🤣

Not like I can keep a cat. I dont want the landlord to kick me out. My only pets here are the spiders in the balcony
I’m curious, did they build a communal web?
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194241 on: September 10, 2020, 05:38:40 am »

No but I saw a couple of webspider mating rituals and the male stuck around for a few days kn the female's web, before leaving for another one afterwards
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194242 on: September 10, 2020, 07:18:38 am »

If your spider gets enough male suitors you could open a spider bordello on your balcony and make some money from it.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194243 on: September 10, 2020, 07:19:25 am »

The cat can be the muscle at the door.

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194244 on: September 10, 2020, 07:21:00 am »

Spider bordello with an all you can eat buffet on girls' night
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194245 on: September 10, 2020, 07:23:55 am »

Limitless wings is probably pretty appetizing to arachnids.

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194246 on: September 10, 2020, 07:43:38 am »

What if you were to put small pieces of meat in the webs? I think they’d eat it if it’s not breaded or something
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« Reply #194247 on: September 10, 2020, 09:03:07 am »

What if you were to put small pieces of meat in the webs? I think they’d eat it if it’s not breaded or something

Generally speaking spiders don't eat stuff that's already dead unless they killed it and stored it for later. Most of them are great at sensing vibrations, bad at other methods of detecting things*. Most find their prey items by detecting the vibrations caused by prey trapped on their web for orb weavers or passing over tripwire strings around their lair in the case of tarantulas and trapdoor spiders.

It's also very hard to trick them by manually stimulating the web, as they can generally recognise what kind of prey they have based on the vibrations it makes and can tell when it's just a big animal touching the web as it goes by.

People who keep captive spiders mostly feed them locusts, crickets and roaches purchased from exotic pet food suppliers. Some people feed their tarantulas mice on occasion, and some can goad them into taking dead ones from tongs, but mice aren't a great meal for spiders in general anyway due to the nutrient ratios compared to insect prey.

If I was feeding a spider I would generally carefully drop a small live locust or small roach into it's web or enclosure and allow things to proceed as normal. From past experience I'm not a fan of crickets, they smell and escape too easily and are hard to catch. Another option which is far more sensible for the average person who doesn't want to buy food or breed food for a random spider would be to go outside and try to find some woodlice under a rock or bit of bark, scoop one up and plop it onto the web.



*Well, tons of them actually have great eyesight, but they're not the kinds that spin webs. Net-casters, wolf spiders and jumping spiders for example can all see very well and don't make use of what could be considered the iconic spider hunting methods. They still need the prey to move to properly identify it as food though. Though there is a species of jumping spider, B. Kiplingi, that has a primarily herbivorous diet, consisting mostly of nubs produced by certain plants as part of a symbiotic relationship with ants, nectar and the occasional ant larva or other spider. Presumably this spider can identify the nubs despite them not moving.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194248 on: September 10, 2020, 09:07:34 am »

jumping spiders are the coolest ones.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194249 on: September 10, 2020, 09:54:29 am »

I'm not sure how much of this is like...urban legend - but if they liquify their prey by injecting their salivas and digestive acids, bits of meat might be useless too, without a skin/exoskeleton to hold it together.
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