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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14544449 times)

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194460 on: October 25, 2020, 06:52:16 am »
Quote from: LordBaal on October 25, 2020, 06:50:24 am
Does she have children?
yes, a 5 year old.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194461 on: October 25, 2020, 06:58:35 am »
Quote from: pisskop on October 25, 2020, 06:52:16 am
Quote from: LordBaal on October 25, 2020, 06:50:24 am
Does she have children?
yes, a 5 year old.

Congrats, bruv - hope you can figure out time to spend together.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194462 on: October 25, 2020, 07:15:46 am »
Ok, recently divorced, owner of her own bussiness, sports woman, small children (at that age they are adorable and you dont have to worry about diapers) and she is athletic and in good shape.

Piss, consider your options, but I can tell you that  there is a 90% chances you are in for a wild ride (sexualy, she will split you in two in bed) if you ever get that far.

Dont sounds like she would be the kind of woman that would look for a compromise rigth away or a daddy for her child, so you should be preasureless on that front for the time being.

Dont overthink it and just let things flow.

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194463 on: October 25, 2020, 11:23:19 am »
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194464 on: October 25, 2020, 11:30:57 am »
Happy caleday Bumber!
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194465 on: October 25, 2020, 12:20:11 pm »
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There's two kinds of performance reviews: the one you make they don't read, the one they make whilst they sharpen their daggers
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194466 on: October 26, 2020, 01:03:08 am »
Kål fick jag när jag kom hem
Kål fick jag i påsen
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194467 on: October 26, 2020, 01:37:55 am »
Happy birthday KittyTac and Bumber.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194468 on: October 26, 2020, 03:44:04 pm »
My bucket of honey has arrived. Related, comparing the reaction between other hobby mead makers and normies is a new fun pastime.

Hobbyists: "Skål! "
Normies: "Holy shit, what do you need 60 pounds of honey for?"

This'll go quick. Depending on the product I'm working on, this'll make between 12 and 30 gallons.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2020, 03:48:20 pm by Mephisto »
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194469 on: October 26, 2020, 04:09:13 pm »
"normies"
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194470 on: October 26, 2020, 04:10:47 pm »
Quote from: Mephisto on October 26, 2020, 03:44:04 pm
My bucket of honey has arrived. Related, comparing the reaction between other hobby mead makers and normies is a new fun pastime.

Hobbyists: "Skål! "
Normies: "Holy shit, what do you need 60 pounds of honey for?"

This'll go quick. Depending on the product I'm working on, this'll make between 12 and 30 gallons.
A lot of times I ask questions like that to engage in conversations.  Its a double edged blade, ive found.  Potentially denigrating yourself to ask a somewhat menial question is not always great.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194471 on: October 26, 2020, 04:13:52 pm »
It was all in good fun. I don't think I was mocking in my description.
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194472 on: October 26, 2020, 04:15:04 pm »
Quote from: Mephisto on October 26, 2020, 03:44:04 pm
My bucket of honey has arrived. Related, comparing the reaction between other hobby mead makers and normies is a new fun pastime.

Hobbyists: "Skål! "
Normies: "Holy shit, what do you need 60 pounds of honey for?"


Answer them with this link
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_man
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on August 30, 2020, 07:08:43 pm
There's two kinds of performance reviews: the one you make they don't read, the one they make whilst they sharpen their daggers
Quote from: fqllve on September 08, 2011, 11:56:27 am
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194473 on: October 26, 2020, 04:24:54 pm »
I dont mean to say you were.  Im just reflecting
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Re: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)
« Reply #194474 on: October 26, 2020, 04:30:07 pm »
I haz cake.
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