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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14385144 times)

Naturegirl1999

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #194655 on: December 17, 2020, 12:12:03 am »

I mean, y'all's eggs don't scream and try to escape when you eat them, begging for mercy the whole time in multiple languages? #Lrn2cook

I teach mine ancient Sumerian for a maximum chance of summoning Ovumus Maximus, the Primal God of Eggs and the template from which all yolk was forged.

Which came first, the egg god or the chicken god?
The spider and wasp deities have mentioned the egg god a few times, and that the chicken god is much younger. The spider deities have asked the wasp deities how to divinely inspire spiders to form colonies as the wasp followers do.
I had dreams related to wasps and spiders recently, will place in the dream thread too

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #194657 on: December 17, 2020, 05:57:58 am »

Good thing no one tried to summon Ultra Chicken, it's forbidden.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #194658 on: December 17, 2020, 10:14:33 am »

Arise, chicken! Arise!
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #194659 on: December 17, 2020, 10:28:14 am »

I had a bath earlier. Relaxing af. Accompanied by a few beers and a book to read, of course.   
Had to get out at one point when my core temperature reached uncomfortable levels and douse myself with cold water, but other than that it was rad. Oh, and I did a bit of retail therapy the other day, which leaves me with a bunch o' books and some decent Christmas presents. Hooray.   



This new thread title is heckin' offensive. >:(   
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #194660 on: December 17, 2020, 10:32:22 am »

My GOD. They said it would snow and that it would be a big one, and by god it is! Oh it is! After so long! It's here! Real snow!

It started at roughly 2:30 PM local time. And it was still going when I went to bed, and it's still going after I woke up. It's... beautiful. God I love snow. I love any amount of snow, actually; just seeing it fall from the sky is a deep and true pleasure of mine. But so much of it! Ah it's all the better.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #194661 on: December 17, 2020, 11:01:14 am »

Arise, chicken! Arise!

Behold the Church of the Chicken God!

Therefrom His all-powerful spirit shall be summoned and the Earth shall tremble under the echo of His terrific cock-a-doodle-doo!
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #194662 on: December 17, 2020, 04:32:48 pm »

When the Ultra Chicken was mentioned I thought of Poultra from Jimmy Neutron
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #194663 on: December 17, 2020, 04:42:12 pm »

I SUMMON SLYPHER THE MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN GOD IN ATTACK MODE

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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #194665 on: December 17, 2020, 06:03:41 pm »

I SUMMON SLYPHER THE MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN GOD IN ATTACK MODE

I put ur mum in face-down position
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #194667 on: December 17, 2020, 06:18:00 pm »

"The order was given to turn cows to whoppers,
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers,
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers,
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers."

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #194668 on: December 18, 2020, 04:55:13 am »

Chickens are scarier than most people give them credit for. They'll kill and eat anything smaller than themselves, and gang up on them. I missed out on seeing the frogs and snakes around this year because we had the squawk patrol out in the yard.

But I have an obnoxious little kitten pestering me for attention and refusing to accept no for an answer, which is why I came here. He's an adorable little pain in the ass.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #194669 on: December 18, 2020, 07:05:39 am »

I would expect nothing less from the T-Rex heirs.
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