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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14382932 times)

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19590 on: September 08, 2010, 02:25:51 pm »

My extremely generous italian uncle offered to cover me for a whole grocery trip, and to go wild and be as indulgent as I like. Normally I spend like $30 a week on mostly vegetables, milk, bread, occasionally some beef, and pasta. Right now there is two hundred bucks of just about anything a guy who loves to cook could ever, ever want sitting on my counter. I'm not going to need groceries for months.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19591 on: September 08, 2010, 02:41:03 pm »

My extremely generous italian uncle offered to cover me for a whole grocery trip, and to go wild and be as indulgent as I like. Normally I spend like $30 a week on mostly vegetables, milk, bread, occasionally some beef, and pasta. Right now there is two hundred bucks of just about anything a guy who loves to cook could ever, ever want sitting on my counter. I'm not going to need groceries for months.

Any velvetta cheese?
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19592 on: September 08, 2010, 02:47:10 pm »

You have extremely generous Italian family with the money to blow on fancy groceries?

I may have to see your tax returns.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19593 on: September 08, 2010, 02:52:05 pm »

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19594 on: September 08, 2010, 02:56:21 pm »

Yeah, not so much a mafioso. My family's not Italian, he's married to my mom's sister, so that part of the family's half-Italian :P Any no velveteen cheese, though I did buy a big hunk of some nice parmesan.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19595 on: September 08, 2010, 03:29:58 pm »

Yeah, not so much a mafioso. My family's not Italian, he's married to my mom's sister, so that part of the family's half-Italian :P Any no velveteen cheese, though I did buy a big hunk of some nice parmesan.

Should've gotten some Brie. In fact, I should go down and eat that remaining chunk of Brie before someone else does.
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19596 on: September 08, 2010, 04:18:01 pm »

 On my way home from school a fancy new spacious bus comes to pick me up. Everything is new and perfectly working and comfortable except for the card reader, so the ride was free. Then the two mile walk from the station home was filled with that air I feel at the end of every season. I can feel the Autumn winds blowing in. It is always a nice sensation to feel, but I'm slightly sad that soon we will be entering the cold, sleeping months of Winter.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19597 on: September 08, 2010, 04:49:41 pm »

Yeah, not so much a mafioso. My family's not Italian, he's married to my mom's sister, so that part of the family's half-Italian :P Any no velveteen cheese, though I did buy a big hunk of some nice parmesan.

Then how are you supposed to fry then boil meat in cheese?
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19598 on: September 08, 2010, 06:10:56 pm »

It's Spring now, Motherfuckers!
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19599 on: September 08, 2010, 06:14:48 pm »

So, I was wrestling around with my two year old daughter, and she decided to show me that she's been watching me a little more than I've been giving her credit for. I chased her into the living room, where she climbed up on the couch to get away from me. Before I got there, she had her hands up in a pseudo boxing stance, and when I did get there she unleashed a 1/1/2 combo (left jab, left jab, right cross), and all three shots landed on the point of my chin. It shocked me so badly that I fell over laughing. That little girl's hands are quick.

She started to cry, and when I asked what was wrong, she asked sheepishly, "Timeout now?" b'dawww. I couldn't do it.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19600 on: September 08, 2010, 06:16:17 pm »

Awesome.

Your daughter is awesome.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19601 on: September 08, 2010, 06:17:18 pm »

You got a little champion on your hands MZ.
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« Reply #19602 on: September 08, 2010, 06:26:22 pm »



I think we're going to meet this fellow in Netland soon (got some Swords Of Plot Advancement to give out).
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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« Reply #19603 on: September 08, 2010, 06:26:29 pm »

The only problem I saw with her technique was that she left her thumbs up, and she has no footwork. But c'mon, she's two. I can't wait to get her into kickboxing. ^_^
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19604 on: September 08, 2010, 06:31:37 pm »

You trying to raise an assassin, MZ?

Also, I pity the first boyfriend that dumps her. Preemptive pity.
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