Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 13059 13060 [13061] 13062 13063 ... 13312

Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14528766 times)

scriver

  • Bay Watcher
  • City streets ain't got much pity
    • View Profile
Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195900 on: May 06, 2021, 10:32:53 am »

nice sneak dice
Logged
Love, scriver~

Egan_BW

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195901 on: May 06, 2021, 10:38:42 am »

The dice are important, if I didn't have them how would I know my luck?
Logged
Insatiable consumption. Ceaseless motion. Unstoppable destruction.

ArchimedesWojak

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195902 on: May 06, 2021, 11:29:47 am »

Is not pie day.
Is OMELETTE


Dude you don't understand how good that glass of soda looks holy shit after school im going to the store

Alos happy birthday i assume
Logged
YET ANOTHER DATA-COLLECTION THREAD FROM MR. "NOT FEDERAL AUTHORITIES."
ArchimedesWojak is very militant against zoophilia due to his deeply held religious beliefs.

dragdeler

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195903 on: May 06, 2021, 01:04:09 pm »

-
« Last Edit: September 16, 2023, 02:29:11 pm by dragdeler »
Logged
let

EuchreJack

  • Bay Watcher
  • Lord of Norderland - Lv 20 SKOOKUM ROC
    • View Profile
Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195904 on: May 06, 2021, 05:07:29 pm »

Is not pie day.
Is OMELETTE


Dude you don't understand how good that glass of soda looks holy shit after school im going to the store

Alos happy birthday i assume

Perfect Ice level.  I can't drink cola anymore.  So jealous.
Happy Birthday Egan!

Egan_BW

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195905 on: May 06, 2021, 05:09:26 pm »


Of course we allways called it the tomato on top of the omelette, why do you ask, an old fuck like you should know  :D happy ununbirthday!

im not old you're old 💢
Logged
Insatiable consumption. Ceaseless motion. Unstoppable destruction.

EuchreJack

  • Bay Watcher
  • Lord of Norderland - Lv 20 SKOOKUM ROC
    • View Profile
Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195906 on: May 06, 2021, 05:13:49 pm »

Ha!  You folks old!  Ha HA HA!

hector13

  • Bay Watcher
  • It’s shite being Scottish
    • View Profile
Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195907 on: May 06, 2021, 05:50:41 pm »

Ha!  You folks old!  Ha HA HA!

You laugh as though you have defeated time, son.
Logged
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

scriver

  • Bay Watcher
  • City streets ain't got much pity
    • View Profile
Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195909 on: May 07, 2021, 03:32:49 am »

Not even Thor could wrestle down Old Age, though he gave it hid best shot
Logged
Love, scriver~

TD1

  • Bay Watcher
  • Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came
    • View Profile
Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195910 on: May 07, 2021, 06:50:07 am »

I mean, Thor was strong, but not necessarily the strongest in the pantheon. Odin, for instance. Or Freyr.

Even Loki, not necessarily as strong as Thor, could conceivably trick old age into letting him win.
Logged
Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination
  TD1 has claimed the title of Penblessed the Endless Fountain of Epics!
Sigtext!
Poetry Thread

scriver

  • Bay Watcher
  • City streets ain't got much pity
    • View Profile
Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195911 on: May 07, 2021, 07:02:13 am »

No, Thor was pretty much the strongest guy around. That's pretty much the entire point of the story -- no matter how great a warrior you are, there's no point in fighting old age.

Which is kind of ironic given that the gods ate apples of immortality now that I think about it. Oh well, who needs consistency when when they have sensmorales.
Logged
Love, scriver~

TD1

  • Bay Watcher
  • Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came
    • View Profile
Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195912 on: May 07, 2021, 07:13:53 am »

Okay, I phrased my previous comment poorly. Yes, Thor was the strongest god in terms of pure physical strength.

But power doesn't come from strength alone. Loki, for instance, could conceivably trick a success where Thor would fail - as against the giant who stole Thor's hammer. Odin had command of far greater runic knowledge (or magic, whatever you wanna call it) and far surpassed Thor in raw authority and power.
Logged
Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination
  TD1 has claimed the title of Penblessed the Endless Fountain of Epics!
Sigtext!
Poetry Thread

scriver

  • Bay Watcher
  • City streets ain't got much pity
    • View Profile
Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195913 on: May 07, 2021, 07:37:08 am »

Haha, Loki could not even eat more well than Fire, what measly little deeds could he amount to?
Logged
Love, scriver~

hector13

  • Bay Watcher
  • It’s shite being Scottish
    • View Profile
Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #195914 on: May 07, 2021, 07:41:49 am »

Loki was impregnated by a horse one time.
Logged
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.
Pages: 1 ... 13059 13060 [13061] 13062 13063 ... 13312