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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 11251841 times)

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196020 on: October 20, 2021, 09:12:41 am »

Hey, welcome back, ggamer. New face, old hat, lovely to have you around again. It's a good harbor, this place.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196021 on: October 20, 2021, 10:26:02 pm »

I parallel parked for the first time on Tuesday, and I did it like Iíve done it a thousand times. Genuinely considered taking a photo of it.

also I will be parent in, like, 5 months
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« Reply #196022 on: October 20, 2021, 11:28:20 pm »

It's ok, I've never parallel parked even once in my life. Just way too anxiety inducing. Driving already makes me nervous, why give myself even more anxiety?
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« Reply #196023 on: October 21, 2021, 01:42:47 am »

I've only parallel parked a few times and it seems more trouble that it's worth.


Also what's going on with people letting shit fall off the backs of their trucks, because today my mom and aunt went to town and they found a $250 dollar waterproof radio thing, a half full five gallon gas can, pair of bolt cutters, and a casting net. Seems like a lot of shit to just let fly off the car and not notice that it happened.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196024 on: October 21, 2021, 02:38:56 am »

Also what's going on with people letting shit fall off the backs of their trucks, because today my mom and aunt went to town and they found a $250 dollar waterproof radio thing, a half full five gallon gas can, pair of bolt cutters, and a casting net. Seems like a lot of shit to just let fly off the car and not notice that it happened.

Two guys hop out of a truck about to go fishing on fenced-off government land:

"Son of a bitch..."

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196025 on: October 21, 2021, 03:45:29 am »

also I will be parent in, like, 5 months

Congratulations man! That's great!
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196026 on: October 21, 2021, 05:40:04 am »

I parallel parked for the first time on Tuesday, and I did it like Iíve done it a thousand times. Genuinely considered taking a photo of it.

also I will be parent in, like, 5 months
Baby? Baby on a womb?

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196027 on: October 21, 2021, 08:22:25 am »

There are many emotions, not aided by a miscarriage in a previous pregnancy and my apparent penchant for reading about what can go wrong between now and expulsion. lols :|

Also, that Sundrop woman came back into the store yesterday, Iím pretty godsdamned sure. She asked for Sundrop again and I was ready, took her right to it but there was none, so she took the opportunity to ask ďno Sundrop?Ē four times despite me telling her and pointing to the empty shelf every time. She also asked one of my colleagues a further two times.

I think sheís an android that requires it to continue running, and if she canít get it she gets stuck in a feedback loop.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196028 on: October 21, 2021, 08:38:29 am »

You leave here for a few months and come back a parent-to-be! Congratulations, may one of those emotions be oodles of joy.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196029 on: October 21, 2021, 08:39:48 am »

ahh new meterials for our favorite internal meme.

Hahahaha, in truth sounds like she would either not speak the language very well or migth have some speech issues.


O another happy matter. The whole pasta factories association on Venezuela is making this campaign were from the 18th up to the 25th of this month (the 25 being the global day of pasta/masa/spaghetti or however you call it) for every #PastaVenezolana and #Amolapastavenezolana on any of the big social media gigs (twiter, facebook, instawhatevers) they will donate a dish of pasta for the needed. I rarely ever engage in this things, but for one there were days I definitively could have used a extra dish of pasta and I know in person some of the people behind this and is legit, not a taxes discount bulshit, so I already did. If anyone feels like it I, do it too.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
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« Reply #196030 on: October 21, 2021, 09:09:57 am »

I can feel her dissapointment from here. I'd allmost feel sad for her, but for every lost or OCD person who really needs multiple reassurements, there like 4 mofos who can't take a no and have to keep trying.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196031 on: October 21, 2021, 09:57:03 am »

Oh importan info about the pasta thing on my last post, technically they ask a picture of a dish of pasta with the # but of the thing reach thousands of posts they can't possibly review each post to check if this is done, so they will just count the # numbers with a pic in it, so probably any pic will do. Most likely they have a limit on the dishes or something too to prevent giving away everything they have.

The distribution will be made by the Dividendo Voluntario para la Comunidad or DVC, a really old non profit ONG (like 50 years old) that are legit good people too.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196032 on: October 22, 2021, 04:13:29 am »

There are many emotions, not aided by a miscarriage in a previous pregnancy and my apparent penchant for reading about what can go wrong between now and expulsion. lols :|

Also, that Sundrop woman came back into the store yesterday, Iím pretty godsdamned sure. She asked for Sundrop again and I was ready, took her right to it but there was none, so she took the opportunity to ask ďno Sundrop?Ē four times despite me telling her and pointing to the empty shelf every time. She also asked one of my colleagues a further two times.

I think sheís an android that requires it to continue running, and if she canít get it she gets stuck in a feedback loop.
Just buy your own Sundrops and sell them to her at markup like a sleazy Sundrop dealer.

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« Reply #196033 on: October 22, 2021, 09:38:13 am »

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196034 on: October 22, 2021, 09:49:45 am »

In a world, were the glorious drops from the sun are bottled up for common consuption, a lady can't get enough. And an unsuspected hero will arise to face it.

Hector, Hector in a bottle!

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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!
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