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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 11262009 times)

martinuzz

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196125 on: November 26, 2021, 01:36:44 pm »

What? Your country does not have shovel slaves or capital punishment for bad drivers?
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196126 on: November 26, 2021, 01:52:59 pm »

He said he'd "deal" with them, allright?! sheesh keep it lowkey
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196127 on: November 26, 2021, 02:19:43 pm »

Iím a shovel slave :í(

The shovel comes in handy for the other stuff, I guess.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196128 on: November 26, 2021, 02:29:22 pm »

Slave, slave in a bottle? Are you a genie?
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196129 on: November 26, 2021, 02:42:41 pm »

Iím not expecting my pregnant wife to shovel snow for the next probably 5 months :p

I wish I was a genie though (ahaha) as then Iíd make snow something nice.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196130 on: November 26, 2021, 02:42:48 pm »

Sadly, no, I'm just a genius.

Iím not expecting my pregnant wife to shovel snow for the next probably 5 months :p
What? Why not? Over here, pregnant women are sent to the wood clog mines. Childbirth needs training in hard labour.
(Plus, tourism income doesn't just spontaneously generate, you know)
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196131 on: November 26, 2021, 04:42:10 pm »

kitty asleep in my sweater :3
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196132 on: November 26, 2021, 04:53:16 pm »

Awwwww.

I'm on a boat! Gonna be visiting this cute Canadian girl.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196133 on: November 26, 2021, 05:59:05 pm »

Ah, I love that! It's good season for cute people, and all the cute winter jackets and scarves and things are coming out again, ogh scarves are so good.

I made it through Thanksgiving without hearing any kind of bigoted tirade from family and taught my niece the very fun word 'yonk.' It's like yeet, or yoink, but something got lost in translation halfway and now it's yonk. I couldn't quite get 'bungus' to stick, too many syllables. Gonna try again at Christmas, maybe, heh.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196134 on: November 26, 2021, 08:09:39 pm »

Sadly, no, I'm just a genius.

Iím not expecting my pregnant wife to shovel snow for the next probably 5 months :p
What? Why not? Over here, pregnant women are sent to the wood clog mines. Childbirth needs training in hard labour.
(Plus, tourism income doesn't just spontaneously generate, you know)

Would you say they are the sole of the endeavour?
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196135 on: November 29, 2021, 09:40:09 pm »

happy thread where are you going that's towards page two come back

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196136 on: November 30, 2021, 04:24:37 am »

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196137 on: November 30, 2021, 06:06:33 am »

I'm not sure if I can copy this style.

Though I think it does have a certain charm, it doesn't come naturally to me.

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196138 on: November 30, 2021, 08:53:18 am »

What's a dual sentence?

Is it just two sentences, am I maybe not doing this correctly?
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196139 on: November 30, 2021, 09:01:13 am »

I think it's when they chop off both your hands for stealing instead of just one
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