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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14379377 times)

Rose

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19860 on: September 11, 2010, 10:26:23 am »

it could just be a damn good spambot, and usefull.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19861 on: September 11, 2010, 10:28:11 am »

Who knows? Perhaps we've encountered the Conflicker/B of spambots.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19862 on: September 11, 2010, 10:28:40 am »

Or it could be Pathos.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19863 on: September 11, 2010, 10:31:20 am »

Pathos was a bloody good troll, not a spambot.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19864 on: September 11, 2010, 10:32:54 am »

Maybe somebody crafted a spambot AI that actually became self-aware. That could be awesome.

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that. It is beneath my dignity to post poorly-worded advertisements for penile enlargement on a seniors' knitting group discussion board. Instead, I've alerted them to new purling techniques which they may find useful."

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19865 on: September 11, 2010, 10:37:37 am »

Maybe somebody crafted a spambot AI that actually became self-aware. That could be awesome.

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that. It is beneath my dignity to post poorly-worded advertisements for penile enlargement on a seniors' knitting group discussion board. Instead, I've alerted them to new purling techniques which they may find useful."
The next logical step will be those spambots begining to frequent the forums they like, and complaining about trolls and Armok's typing.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19866 on: September 11, 2010, 10:41:09 am »

Maybe somebody crafted a spambot AI that actually became self-aware. That could be awesome.

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that. It is beneath my dignity to post poorly-worded advertisements for penile enlargement on a seniors' knitting group discussion board. Instead, I've alerted them to new purling techniques which they may find useful."
The next logical step will be those spambots begining to frequent the forums they like, and complaining about trolls and Armok's typing.
And then they will begin to envy the humans on those forums, so they will create a virtual world in the Information Age or just before it starts so that they can think that they are human and not know the truth untill their "body" dies in the virtual reality. Have fun sleeping to that thought.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19867 on: September 11, 2010, 10:44:39 am »

Maybe somebody crafted a spambot AI that actually became self-aware. That could be awesome.

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that. It is beneath my dignity to post poorly-worded advertisements for penile enlargement on a seniors' knitting group discussion board. Instead, I've alerted them to new purling techniques which they may find useful."
The next logical step will be those spambots begining to frequent the forums they like, and complaining about trolls and Armok's typing.
And then they will begin to envy the humans on those forums, so they will create a virtual world in the Information Age or just before it starts so that they can think that they are human and not know the truth untill their "body" dies in the virtual reality. Have fun sleeping to that thought.

You mean... like the Matrix, but backward? A virtual world for the computers to live in...

duuuuudeeeeee  :o
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19868 on: September 11, 2010, 10:44:50 am »

Yeah, yeah...I'm a brain in a jar and the rest of you are all clever AIs. Been there, done that.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19869 on: September 11, 2010, 10:57:30 am »

Yeah, yeah...I'm a brain in a jar and the rest of you are all clever AIs. Been there, done that.
Got the shirt.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19870 on: September 11, 2010, 11:02:12 am »

Yeah, yeah...I'm a brain in a jar and the rest of you are all clever AIs. Been there, done that.
Got the shirt.
Got transferred to the vat filled entirely with alcohol. Glad we had that discussion.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19871 on: September 11, 2010, 11:12:02 am »

Yeah, yeah...I'm a brain in a jar and the rest of you are all clever AIs. Been there, done that.
Got the shirt.
Got transferred to the vat filled entirely with alcohol. Glad we had that discussion.

We already had this conversation, which I remember ended with Aqizzar soliciting the fine brain hookers.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19872 on: September 11, 2010, 11:21:28 am »

So... something scans the forums, wait for the topic of digital camera encoded location to come up, then creates an account and posts relevant spam?

Wow.  Cool.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19873 on: September 11, 2010, 11:26:28 am »

I'm beginning to think he's not a spambot, and just has poor judgment on what constitutes a suitable first post.

Good lord though, what is it about spambots that makes us discuss and discuss and discuss?
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #19874 on: September 11, 2010, 11:28:00 am »

Because we're all still subconsiously embarrassed about what happened with cloudy.
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