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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 13649484 times)

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #199185 on: September 20, 2023, 06:02:04 pm »

In the US it's spelled albercuecue

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #199186 on: September 20, 2023, 06:20:35 pm »

the white sauce made with dehydrated milk didn't turn out horrible!

Like. It's not amazing. But it made some okay potato soup, and indicates going forward I can, just. Stock some dehydrated milk, for cook-y things. Had never gotten around to actually trying to cook with the stuff, and now I have and it's middling and middling is just fine.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #199187 on: September 21, 2023, 07:26:45 am »

the white sauce made with dehydrated milk didn't turn out horrible!

Like. It's not amazing. But it made some okay potato soup, and indicates going forward I can, just. Stock some dehydrated milk, for cook-y things. Had never gotten around to actually trying to cook with the stuff, and now I have and it's middling and middling is just fine.
One time one of my friends got exiled to the Cayman islands to audit some hotels. He was 25 and had no qualifications or experience relating to auditing whatsoever, and was a part-time junior on a zero hour contract. They sent him fully expecting him to fail, because they needed to send someone just so they could claim they were doing something. So they sent the most qualified cheapest person they could find. He began obssessively reading all these food economic books so he could understand food pricing. His first challenge was getting the special white sauce recipe from a chef who wanted to keep his recipes secret

The Audinator: Could you give me the white sauce recipe
Chef: Sure, later

[Chef goes to prepare some food. The audinator is always behind him. Every time the chef moves, the audinator follows].

Chef: I'll get you the recipe later
The Audinator: Yes

[The Audinator does not leave]

Chef: You don't have to be here. I'll get you the recipe when I'm done here
The Audinator: I know. I will be here until I get the recipe

So chef man begins getting panicked as the audinator is relentless. The audinator picks up on extra croissants being made "off the books" with company flour and is all:

The Audinator: one or two croissants going missing is to be expected. Over three dozen ghost croissants a day is too many. Where are the croissants?
Chef: Uh...
The Audinator: WHERE ARE THE CROISSANTS CHEF?
Chef: Don't know what you're talking about
The Audinator: I am not someone you should be afraid of. I don't want anyone to lose their job. But the guy I work for will fire you unless I can find a way to explain this many croissants being baked without orders.
Chef: Maybe the orders weren't written down
The Audinator: I will write a new SOP for orders. [Leaves]

Chef breathes a sigh of relief and disappears. Audinator asks the other staff members if the chef is hiding from him and they say yeah because he's scared of him. Later that day Chef goes into the cooler room to hide, but the Audinator had been waiting there all day and emerges behind him
The Audinator: I need the stuffed eggplant recipe
Chef: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #199188 on: September 21, 2023, 07:43:47 am »

I too need the stuffed eggplant recipe
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #199189 on: September 21, 2023, 08:12:47 am »

You can't handle the stuffed eggplant. My stuffed eggplant isn't fit for a beast let alone a man

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #199190 on: September 21, 2023, 08:31:16 am »

My stuffed eggplant is a beast
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #199191 on: September 21, 2023, 08:33:59 am »

You can't handle the stuffed eggplant. My stuffed eggplant isn't fit for a beast let alone a man
Perfect, for I am GNOME ANN no man!!
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #199192 on: September 21, 2023, 09:59:04 am »

You can't handle the stuffed eggplant. My stuffed eggplant isn't fit for a beast let alone a man
Perfect, for I am GNOME ANN no man!!
GNOME ANN CAN KILL ME

My stuffed eggplant is a beast
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #199193 on: September 21, 2023, 10:29:00 am »

Bought some boots yesterday online, they're already set to arrive tomorrow.

Bloody fast work, now I just need to see if they'll fit because the sizing guide was weird.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #199194 on: September 21, 2023, 12:19:44 pm »

Turn your bulbasaur into foie gras with this one neat trick
I see you shilling your bulbasaur x farfetch'd fanfiction. It's not as subtle as you think D:<
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #199195 on: September 21, 2023, 05:38:01 pm »

Not quite a happy thing but Iím happier. Iím wasting a lot of time but I feel more connected to my friends and Iím more optimistic about my prospects in life than I have been for a long time, about the possibilities of future relationships and friendships and careers and degrees. That with the growing hope that bad things in the past will fade out of memory is a pretty optimistic-realistic picture, which Iím happy with.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #199196 on: September 21, 2023, 05:54:50 pm »

Gotta keep moviní forward.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #199197 on: September 21, 2023, 05:58:31 pm »

Gotta catch 'em all is the bulbasaurian eggplant motto.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #199198 on: September 21, 2023, 06:01:12 pm »

I would think it would be a different verb if eggplant is involved.
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« Reply #199199 on: September 22, 2023, 03:11:09 am »

Everything is different when eggplants get involved.
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