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Author Topic: [Poi~] Poi is once again permitted (Happy thread)  (Read 7746758 times)

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Re: [Cute!] Things Tielle cuterage!'d at today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52080 on: May 19, 2011, 10:56:49 am »

Nah, you're missing the fact that extra-judicial beatings and obvious corruption are inherently funny.
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Re: [Cute!] Things Tielle cuterage!'d at today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52081 on: May 19, 2011, 10:59:32 am »

Recent posts made me happy (the heartwarming 'hope for humanity' and the hilarious "I fell."), as well as waking up to some good music on my alarm clock. Speaking of music, also working on musical rehabilitation. Got a crapload of soft rock I need to get out of my system. I'll maybe need 10cc of heavy metal and apply it with a classic rock.
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Re: [Cute!] Things Tielle cuterage!'d at today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52082 on: May 19, 2011, 10:59:57 am »

I found it funny because it's the kind of shit you would expect to see in a movie, you know, a guy is standing there all beatend and bruised, he fell down some stairs.

And the artifacts are from a low resolution image probably, or the lens was dirty.
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Re: [Cute!] Things Tielle cuterage!'d at today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52083 on: May 19, 2011, 11:01:06 am »

Here's an actually humorous (And true) story of criminals getting batmanned by soldiers:

A friend of my family has a brother.  Said brother is the "black sheep" of the family.  Several years ago he tried to rob a bank in Louisiana.  He told the teller he had a gun and to give him all the money, and the next thing he knew he was in police custody with a headache.  The guy in line behind him was a retired Navy SEAL.  Better luck next time, champ.

Bonus story:  A few years later when he was up for parole he sent a letter up to Ohio to the rest of the family saying "I'm up for parole but I don't have any money.  Either send me 5000 dollars or I punch a guard."  They sent back a three-word letter, and it wasn't "Here's some money"
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Re: [Cute!] Things Tielle cuterage!'d at today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52084 on: May 19, 2011, 12:27:21 pm »

I know that if I wanted to rob a bank, I'd not stand in a line. It's not like people are going to mind that you jumped your position after you rob the bank. And that way you will not have anyone behind you. Seal or otherwise.
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Re: [Cute!] Things Tielle cuterage!'d at today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52085 on: May 19, 2011, 01:43:16 pm »

Graduation is sunday but our last day was yesterday
fuck high school
but YAY
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Re: [Cute!] Things Tielle cuterage!'d at today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52087 on: May 19, 2011, 02:02:29 pm »

Got 3/4 of my grades back.

Russian: A
Rhetoric: A+
History of Mathematics: A

I think my rhetoric professor didn't exactly give out A+'s before this, and I got a C- or something on the History of Mathematics midterm.  Pretty cool.
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Re: [Cute!] Things Tielle cuterage!'d at today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52088 on: May 19, 2011, 02:13:08 pm »

88 Cent udon noodle packs? Intrigued.

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Re: [Cute!] Things Tielle cuterage!'d at today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52089 on: May 19, 2011, 02:14:13 pm »

88 Cent udon noodle packs? Intrigued.
Only 88 cents?

Nice!
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Re: [Cute!] Things Tielle cuterage!'d at today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52090 on: May 19, 2011, 02:18:36 pm »

88 Cent udon noodle packs? Intrigued.
Only 88 cents?

Nice!
Murfh

The noodles are tasty and came wet not dry and the beef broth is like the ramen packs, I am so exploiting this in the future, my half asian brain is smiling inside.

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Re: [Cute!] Things Tielle cuterage!'d at today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52091 on: May 19, 2011, 04:51:15 pm »

What does the CDC know that they aren't telling us?
To be fair, I think they did that to teach preparedness of actual emergencies, like natural disasters, since they slipped a few notes in there about tornado and hurricane preparedness.
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Re: [Cute!] Things Tielle cuterage!'d at today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52092 on: May 19, 2011, 05:03:04 pm »

Did my last exam, and despite the fact some people complained bitterly about it, I think I did well. Time will tell how it goes. *Crawls into bed*
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Re: [Cute!] Things Tielle cuterage!'d at today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52093 on: May 19, 2011, 05:03:57 pm »

Because I can't put this into the context thread.

NewMars gives you a BFG :o
Rozy~♥: WITH THIS. I HAVE A BIGGER COCK THAN MOST GUYS ><
Rozy~♥: GONNA RAM IT DOWN SOME DEMON THROAT ><
NewMars: ....what

Rozy~♥: IT WAS SO BAD I GOT PREGNANT WITH PUPPYS ><
Rozy~♥: No :P
Conchita~: WHAT
Conchita~: I MEAN, THE LASER CANT DO THAT

Rozy~♥ pokes your mew!
SHAD0Wdump re-locates his mew
Rozy~♥ unlocates your mew!
Rozy~♥: Nuuuuuu
SHAD0Wdump: D:

Rozy~♥ grabs your BUTT >w<
SHAD0Wdump: :O
SHAD0Wdump: Getting carried away? 0P
Rozy~♥ REMOVES IT
SHAD0Wdump: ...
SHAD0Wdump: YUP
SHAD0Wdump: THAT QUALIFIES
Rozy~♥: CARRYING AWAY
Rozy~♥: YOUR ASS
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Re: [Cute!] Things Tielle cuterage!'d at today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #52094 on: May 19, 2011, 07:07:28 pm »

There's some weirdness in the list of injuries, calling it a shop.

Funny if it's fake, disturbing if it's real.  Surprisingly enough, four marines beating a guy half to death (Even if he did stab one of them) isn't funny.  Obvious fraudulent report on the part of the cop is even less funny, and when the newspaper reports the obvious coverup with a wink and a nudge it starts approaching dead baby joke territory.

Snopes says sort of, but not really, if you're interested.
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