Reasonableman mod: Goodness you folks are fast.
Realmfighter ban: just me
Realmfighter ban: I actually had this open in another tab
Akigagak ban: Second?
Akigagak ban: Aren't waiting for more peeps?
Akigagak ban: *we
Realmfighter ban: Nope
Akigagak ban: Are we supposed to be able to hear something?
Reasonableman mod: heh
Reasonableman mod: yipe.
Reasonableman mod: one moment.
Realmfighter ban: I can hear, but i can't make out what he's saying
Reasonableman mod: Well, while I sort out audio
Reasonableman mod: GATHER MORE FOLKS
Akigagak ban: I'll take the happy thread, you take the sad
Realmfighter ban: Sure
Akigagak ban: Damn you reasonable, you got there first
Reasonableman mod: heh.
Realmfighter ban: I'm not posting in the sad thread
Realmfighter ban: Wouldn't make much sence
Realmfighter ban: Bah
Reasonableman mod: audio workin'?
Realmfighter ban: Yep
Realmfighter ban: I am aurther
Akigagak ban: "I'm sad there are only two people it reasonables stream'
Reasonableman mod: GOOD POST
Akigagak ban: Arthur frame
Realmfighter ban: What he said
janetX3 ban: I'm not a people? :<
Realmfighter ban: NO
Realmfighter ban: You are better
Reasonableman mod: You are kitty
Akigagak ban: I didn't see you there
janetX3 ban: Mew!
Realmfighter ban: You are better than a people
Reasonableman mod: so, can we drag any more folks in?
Realmfighter ban: I don't think so'
janetX3 ban: I don't think I have anyone on my friends list that would want to right now.
Realmfighter ban: Will you give a a few moments to get some carrots?
janetX3 ban: And duke is busy.
Reasonableman mod: yes, we can postpone a bit
Akigagak ban: Toony's online on the forums
janetX3 ban: He hasn't been on my list since I had to switch accounts though.
Realmfighter ban: CARROTS
Realmfighter ban: Nom nom nom
janetX3 ban: FISH
janetX3 ban: NOM NOM
Reasonableman mod: I told him
Reasonableman mod: he said nothing
janetX3 ban: He's slow. He might come back or something.
janetX3 ban: Apparently Eva saw this movie.
janetX3 ban: She said it was really weird. XD
Realmfighter ban: Oh god
Realmfighter ban: We got 5 people now
janetX3 ban: Also she's finally calmed down today after realising I stole a chance to cook from her.
janetX3 ban: JACK
janetX3 ban: I SEE YOU
janetX3 ban: SPEEEK
Realmfighter ban: ME TO
Reasonableman mod: LETS GOOOOO
janetX3 ban: SPEAAAKK DAMN YOU
Realmfighter ban: ZARDORZ
Realmfighter ban: MYSTERY! INTRIUGE!
janetX3 ban: SATIRE?
Akigagak ban: Shut up
Akigagak ban: @realm
janetX3 ban: JACK
Realmfighter ban: Moutaches
janetX3 ban: TALK
janetX3 ban: TAAALLKK
Jackrabbit ban: So.
Realmfighter ban: LOOK AT THAT MOSTACHE
Jackrabbit ban: How bout them grits.
Akigagak ban: Does he have a towel on his head?
janetX3 ban: Is the movie off sync?
Reasonableman mod: it might just be poorly synced
Akigagak ban: Massively
Reasonableman mod: hrm. lemme try resetting
Jackrabbit ban: Okay. So what's the movie?
Realmfighter ban: SEAN CONNERY
janetX3 ban: Zardoz
Jackrabbit ban: Never heard of it.
janetX3 ban: It's... Weird.
janetX3 ban: That's what Eva says at least.
Realmfighter ban: Badass
Jackrabbit ban: I should have come seen Dead Alive.
janetX3 ban: It was awesome.
Jackrabbit ban: It's a Kiwi film, I feel unpatriotic.
Realmfighter ban: Yes
Jackrabbit ban: Also: Brain. Dead.
Realmfighter ban: It was crazy
Jackrabbit ban: That's its title.
janetX3 ban: Well. He's gonna show bad taste sometime.
Jackrabbit ban: Oh I love that film.
Realmfighter ban: Its a floating head
Reasonableman mod: yup, got bad taste up for next time
janetX3 ban: Yes it's awesome.
Reasonableman mod: FLOOOOATING HEEEEAD
Realmfighter ban: Being attacked by indians
Cthulhu123 ban: WAIT
Jackrabbit ban: It looks bpissed.
Cthulhu123 ban: HOW MUCH HAVE I MISSED
janetX3 ban: Not much.
Realmfighter ban: Not much
Jackrabbit ban: I'd be pissed if I was being annoyed by indians.
Akigagak ban: This is a very poorly organised army
Jackrabbit ban: Or anyone.
Realmfighter ban: Intro speech
Cthulhu123 ban: I missed the bad *** and good gun though, right?
janetX3 ban: No.
Cthulhu123 ban: Huh.
Jackrabbit ban: So are they going to kill it or worship it.
Cthulhu123 ban: They're going to watch the movie and find out.
Akigagak ban: You missed a man with a towel on his head
Realmfighter ban: :O
Jackrabbit ban: Say wat.
Reasonableman mod: THE PENIS. IS BAD.
Jackrabbit ban: Gosh. This is an... odd movie.
Realmfighter ban: ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN
Akigagak ban: Kill the ***?
Jackrabbit ban: OH GOD HE'S VOMITING GUNS.
Akigagak ban: With guns?
Realmfighter ban: Gun vomit
Jackrabbit ban: He should be a military contracter.
Jackrabbit ban: He'd make a huge profit.
Jackrabbit ban: ve don't need no steenkin badges.
Realmfighter ban: Are these the good guys or the bad guys?
Cthulhu123 ban: The camera man was dating Sean's girlfriend.
Jackrabbit ban: Ouch.
Cthulhu123 ban: They're the guys that want you to watch the movie and find out.
Realmfighter ban: Bah
Jackrabbit ban: And off he goes, to fly around the world, a crusader of penii.
Akigagak ban: This is the worst title sequence ever
Realmfighter ban: PENII
Jackrabbit ban: To spread the word by means of vomiting guns on excitable people.
janetX3 ban: I've only known shawn connery to be antagonistic in one movie so far.
Realmfighter ban: Tje best way to spread the word
Cthulhu123 ban: Anyway, if you think this is a weird movie now
janetX3 ban: sean I mean.
Cthulhu123 ban: Maaaan.
Realmfighter ban: : O
Cthulhu123 ban: Spirit Fingers
Akigagak ban: Spoilers grrr
Jackrabbit ban: Do they vomit projectile weapons?
Jackrabbit ban: Ah.
Cthulhu123 ban: That doesn't teach you anything
Rilder ban: what movie is this?
Cthulhu123 ban: Zardoz
Realmfighter ban: ZARDOZ
Jackrabbit ban: Grain assassins. Of course.
Akigagak ban: Zardoz
Rilder ban: never heard of it before XD
Realmfighter ban: Naked frozen people
Akigagak ban: Are they in plastic bags?
janetX3 ban: It's odd.
Jackrabbit ban: Plastic people.
Jackrabbit ban: Of course.
janetX3 ban: I think?
Realmfighter ban: FROZEN
janetX3 ban: Why are they wrapped in plastic?
Realmfighter ban: GRAH
Cthulhu123 ban: When Zardoz is feeling like a li'l sumthin sumthin he warms one up
Jackrabbit ban: They're only mint when they're in the plastic.
Cthulhu123 ban: NRFB
Jackrabbit ban: You know how much they go for?
Akigagak ban: Bewbs
Realmfighter ban: Damnit
Cthulhu123 ban: I don't know about removing, but there's something I'd like to put in her boxx
Cthulhu123 ban: ZING
Realmfighter ban: I was fighting the urge to say that
Rilder ban: BA ZING
Jackrabbit ban: It's good to see the dude in the budgie smugglers is as confused as we are.
Rilder ban: XD
Reasonableman mod: HEY-OOOO
Rilder ban: THEY ARE FLYING
Jackrabbit ban: They'd have to be.
janetX3 ban: Wow. Realmfighter has more self control than cithulu?
janetX3 ban:
Akigagak ban: Towel-head man
Jackrabbit ban: :O
Realmfighter ban: Its bigger on the inseide than on the outside
Rilder ban: its a flying cave?
Cthulhu123 ban: Nah, it owuldn't have been funny if Realmfighter had said it.
Rilder ban: boom headshot
Jackrabbit ban: Eh, that's no real feat.
WorkerDrone ban: ALRIGHT THE JIG IS UP.
janetX3 ban:
WorkerDrone ban: Who didn't pay for their ticket?!
Jackrabbit ban: A lot of things are bigger on the inside.
WorkerDrone ban: LET ME SEE 'EM.
Jackrabbit ban: Love me?
Jackrabbit ban: Oh.
Jackrabbit ban: Without me.
Jackrabbit ban: Good to see he can chide the man who shot him whilst falling to his death
Akigagak ban: But where did he go?
Jackrabbit ban: The ground.
Realmfighter ban: The ground
Jackrabbit ban: Badum-tish.
Realmfighter ban: Damnit
WorkerDrone ban: I SAID GIVE ME YOUR TICKETS.
WorkerDrone ban: GIIIIVE EEET
Rilder ban: Looks like the ground, went to him!
Rilder ban: YEAAAH
Jackrabbit ban: ZARDON NEEDS NO TICKETS.
Cthulhu123 ban: I gave you my ticket.
Realmfighter ban: *Ticket*
Jackrabbit ban: Zardon vomits guns on people!
Jackrabbit ban: Or at least penii statue does.
Akigagak ban: Sean hides behind his plastic-wrapped ***?
Akigagak ban: Who res
Jackrabbit ban: Oh look.
Jackrabbit ban: More plastic.
Jackrabbit ban: Plastic testes this time.
Rilder ban: So much oil wasted on that plastic
Realmfighter ban: Oh, god
Jackrabbit ban: Good to see we're branching out.
Cthulhu123 ban: Cocaine
Rilder ban: powdered semen?
Jackrabbit ban: HIT THINGS SEAN
Jackrabbit ban: I assume that's Sean.
Realmfighter ban: OH, GOD.
Cthulhu123 ban: Yeah, that's Sean.
Jackrabbit ban: Plastic balls.
Rilder ban: who feeds the horses?
Realmfighter ban: STOP SAYING THESE THINGS
Akigagak ban: Okay, why is he wearing thigh-length boots and... whatever that is that he is wearing?
Jackrabbit ban: I never thought that he'd look bad in speedos.
Jackrabbit ban: But he cannot pull that off.
Jackrabbit ban: It looks like a cold day to.
Jackrabbit ban: Bond-nipples.
Akigagak ban: No one can
Jackrabbit ban: This must have been horror to shoot.
Realmfighter ban: Why?
Akigagak ban: That fluid is going nowhere
Cthulhu123 ban: He picked the lock with his gun
Jackrabbit ban: It's cold, he's in a retarded outfit and a statue is vomiting guns.
Jackrabbit ban: Also his brain must be rejecting the plot even as he reads it.
Cthulhu123 ban: Things only get weirder from here on out.
Akigagak ban: Guns solve everything, including dicks
Realmfighter ban: Espesially dicks
Realmfighter ban: Also, i can't spell
Cthulhu123 ban: I agree with the statue.
Realmfighter ban: God damn
Sonerohi ban: wtf is this movie?
Rilder ban: aww its suddenly laggin :/
Cthulhu123 ban: Guns rule, I'm not a fan of penlses
Cthulhu123 ban: ZARDOZ
Akigagak ban: haha
Akigagak ban: Bewhere the jumping box
Sonerohi ban: I'm a fan of my ***
Itnetlolor ban: Hello
Sonerohi ban: but only mine
Cthulhu123 ban: I and mine have a grudging alliance.
Itnetlolor ban: what's this?
Realmfighter ban: Lather?
Cthulhu123 ban: IT'S ZARDOZ
Itnetlolor ban: looks like a T-Mobile Ad
Jackrabbit ban: His eye is always watching.
Realmfighter ban: O.O
Jackrabbit ban: SMACK IT AGAIN SEAN.
Sonerohi ban: so what is this plot set up?
Cthulhu123 ban: Man.
Jackrabbit ban: ITS NOT LIKE IT HAS A HISTORY OF NOT WORKING
Cthulhu123 ban: You just have to watch it.
Sonerohi ban: primitive man in the ruins of an advanced society?
Cthulhu123 ban: It's insane.
Akigagak ban: They don't look very ruined
Jackrabbit ban: Also *** statue.
Cthulhu123 ban: If you try to describe it in mere words you'll just go mute.
Jackrabbit ban: Penii.
Cthulhu123 ban: THE GUN
Cthulhu123 ban: IS GOOD
Jackrabbit ban: Advocator of penii.
Jackrabbit ban: That was the hilight of the movie for me.
Jackrabbit ban: At least so far.
Realmfighter ban: Bobbies
Jackrabbit ban: Don't say it.
janetX3 ban: Okay so.... What did I miss Milly was being weird. XD
Jackrabbit ban: God damn it.
Sonerohi ban: ***
Cthulhu123 ban: Nothing really.
Jackrabbit ban: JESUS.
Realmfighter ban: I didn't say it
Solifuge ban: I just logged in to see partial nudity, guns, and a possible unicorn
Jackrabbit ban: Sean, put some damn pants on.
Solifuge ban: What is happening in here?!?
Cthulhu123 ban: BOOBIES!!!
Realmfighter ban: Bobbies
Itnetlolor ban: Yes, bobbies aer great, but boobies are better
Cthulhu123 ban: ZARDOZ IS HAPPENING
Sonerohi ban: breastices
Jackrabbit ban: There's someone that could pull itoff.
Realmfighter ban: BOBBIES
Jackrabbit ban: Or not.
Realmfighter ban: Better than boobies
Sonerohi ban: BREASTICES
Solifuge ban: Aren't bobbies Brittish cops?
Jackrabbit ban: He could get convicted of sexual harrasment by being within two miles of anyone, ever.
Reasonableman mod: SEAN CONNERY IS BEYOND PANTS
Reasonableman mod: also there may be boobies.
Reasonableman mod: it is rated R after all
Realmfighter ban: You guys are making choke on my carrots
Cthulhu123 ban: There's much more than boobies.
Jackrabbit ban: Seeing him is cruel and unusual punishment.
Cthulhu123 ban: Just wait until the viewing screen thing
Sonerohi ban: as long as he keeps the man thong on
Reasonableman mod: ALL PERSONS BETWEEN THE AGE OF BREASTFEEDING AND PUBERTY HAVE BEEN WARNED
Cthulhu123 ban: Where they're seeing what turns him on
Sonerohi ban: were cool
Jackrabbit ban: Will there be... feet?
Cthulhu123 ban: No.
Jackrabbit ban: Oh.
Cthulhu123 ban: I can't remember how it works
Solifuge ban: ***, that is Connery
janetX3 ban: Yup.
Rilder ban: James Bond: Zardoz?
Cthulhu123 ban: I think the future people can't get it up, and they're very interested in what gets Sean up.
Jackrabbit ban: I fail to remember what other sexual organs there are.
Cthulhu123 ban: Something along those lines
Jackrabbit ban: Okay, he's speaking now.
Jackrabbit ban: AAAAAA
Akigagak ban: Robot sean delivers lines bad
Jackrabbit ban: FULL BODY SHOT
Sonerohi ban: Jack, there are a select few sexual organs
Jackrabbit ban: UNPLEASANT
Cthulhu123 ban: Weewees, hoohoos, butte, boobies
Jackrabbit ban: Fingers?
Reasonableman mod: WOAH BACK OFF THERE FRECKLES
Cthulhu123 ban: If you're a weirdo feetsies
Itnetlolor ban: He's an exterminator; Sean Connery
Jackrabbit ban: The woowoo
Jackrabbit ban: I'm not.
Realmfighter ban: STARE
Jackrabbit ban: 'Twas a joke.
Akigagak ban: Zed?
janetX3 ban: ZED
Jackrabbit ban: Oh god they're all wearing it.
Reasonableman mod: RAPE TIIIIME
Akigagak ban: or just Z?
Cthulhu123 ban: BAGGED ME A KEEPER
Jackrabbit ban: ***.
Jackrabbit ban: What the hell.
Solifuge ban: o.o;
Jackrabbit ban: Is he huge.
Jackrabbit ban: Or are they just far away.
Realmfighter ban: NOOOO
Jackrabbit ban: That is an unfortunate camera angle.
Cthulhu123 ban: They're far away
Sonerohi ban: foreshortening jack
Itnetlolor ban: Nothing like naked people plasterd all over the windows like flies on a windshield
Reasonableman mod: every camera angle is unfortunate
Jackrabbit ban: When cars are invented he is going to have a hell of a time.
Jackrabbit ban: Whoops.
janetX3 ban: BANG
Solifuge ban: As much as I want to say "This livestream is unfortunate."
Jackrabbit ban: Turnover rate must be high.
Jackrabbit ban: Gah, I tripped on a rock!
Jackrabbit ban: BANG
Cthulhu123 ban: LOOK GUYS
Cthulhu123 ban: IN THE BACKGROUND
Jackrabbit ban: We see it.
Cthulhu123 ban: BUTTS
Reasonableman mod: I'd like to penetrate a vortex!
Realmfighter ban: NO
Solifuge ban: ...
janetX3 ban: ... That's terrible. XD
Sonerohi ban: REASONABLEPUN
Akigagak ban: Those farming techniques seemed inefficent
Jackrabbit ban: My God, you could bounce a coin of that *** and it'd kill a man where he stood.
Solifuge ban: The double entendres are killing me.
Cthulhu123 ban: I'd liek to use some techniques on her farm
Realmfighter ban: NO
Jackrabbit ban: LOOK OUT!
Realmfighter ban: JUST NO
Solifuge ban: and yet they continue
Jackrabbit ban: It's that guy from silence of the lambs!
Akigagak ban: he can remember in third person?
Sonerohi ban: I WOULD LIKE TO ENGAGE IN SENSUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN
Jackrabbit ban: Aaaaaa.
Cthulhu123 ban: She can remember my third person
Realmfighter ban: *Sob*
Jackrabbit ban: I groan every time he's on the screen.
Cthulhu123 ban: BAZING
Jackrabbit ban: Huh.
Jackrabbit ban: Baggies.
Jackrabbit ban: I'd like to bag her.
janetX3 ban: I don't know about you guys but I wouldn't mind sean connery emptying his "gun" into me.
Reasonableman mod: LESBIIIIAAAANS
Rilder ban: look at that manly chest hair
Rilder ban: XD
Realmfighter ban: YES
Jackrabbit ban: He's the missing link.
Sonerohi ban: JANET THAT IS NASTY GAL
Realmfighter ban: YOUR HURTING ME
janetX3 ban: The gun is good isn't it?
Cthulhu123 ban: SEAN CONNERY'S LIKE 60
Jackrabbit ban: He's like, 60 and he has more hair than a mamoth.
Sonerohi ban: THE JOKE WAS GOOD BUT EW
Cthulhu123 ban: AND HE STILL GETS MORE THAN ALL OF US PUT TOGETHER
Itnetlolor ban: Was that Upsideasium?
Cthulhu123 ban: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
Realmfighter ban: Thats not to hard
Jackrabbit ban: He is hair man.
Solifuge ban: Its true
Jackrabbit ban: Hair of the g -aaaaaa.
Realmfighter ban: Cthuluhu
Jackrabbit ban: Stop with the pointing of the camera at the hairy half naked man.
Realmfighter ban: MAN IN A DRESS
Cthulhu123 ban: Oh man
Sonerohi ban: ALL OF THEM ARE HALF NAKED
Jackrabbit ban: Oh, and now he's wearing a mask.
Realmfighter ban: Dear god
Solifuge ban: Okay... I'mma log off this madness
Cthulhu123 ban: I think this is where things get totally crazy
Jackrabbit ban: I've got it.
janetX3 ban: It totally looked like he sworded his ***.
Jackrabbit ban: They're LARPers gone insane.
Cthulhu123 ban: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Solifuge ban: You guys have fun with your Connery Pr0n.
Solifuge ban: ...just not too much.
Realmfighter ban: WE WILL HAVE WAY TO MUCH
Sonerohi ban: FUNFUNFUNFUNFUN
Reasonableman mod: FUUUUN
Rilder ban: right im lagging to much to enjoy this much... ttyl
janetX3 ban: Possibly a criminal amount of fun.
Akigagak ban: KILL PEOPLE AND TAKE THEIR ***
Sonerohi ban: THIS FUN IS ILLEGAL
Itnetlolor ban: Loot the remains
Jackrabbit ban: This fun is immoral.
Realmfighter ban: IN 47 STATES
Solifuge ban: Its like neo-cowboy massacre sci-fi connery pr0n
janetX3 ban: And that's bad?
Realmfighter ban: No
Solifuge ban: Not innately
Jackrabbit ban: Not at all.
Solifuge ban: But I shall seek my debauchery elsewhere. Fare ye well!
Jackrabbit ban: Although Connery needs to either put some pants on or just go all the way. He's clearly planning to.
Cthulhu123 ban: BLUE-SHIRT WANTS SOME
Jackrabbit ban: He's just indecisive.
Solifuge ban: (They need to delay it)
Cthulhu123 ban: THEY ALL WANT SOME
janetX3 ban: I think they all want it.
TDTacoDan ban: ZARDOZ!?!?
Realmfighter ban: BOREDUM
Sonerohi ban: THEIR MEN PROBABLY HAVE NO 'ORGANS'
Cthulhu123 ban: SEAN IS A GOLDEN GOD
janetX3 ban: They have em, just sean connery is a memetic sex god.
Sonerohi ban: HOW DARE YOU USE TROPES
Cthulhu123 ban: HE WANT SOME TOO
Itnetlolor ban: In this movie, he is Proto-Bond.
Realmfighter ban: ON GOD
Cthulhu123 ban: BUT HE WON'T GET ANY
Realmfighter ban: Ding
janetX3 ban: Bing!
Cthulhu123 ban: Ping
Realmfighter ban: Tring
Itnetlolor ban: Zing
Sonerohi ban: BING BONG DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD
janetX3 ban: SPRING
TDTacoDan ban: Qing
Itnetlolor ban: kaching
Realmfighter ban: Boobies
janetX3 ban: Ka-ping
Jackrabbit ban: Examine
Jackrabbit ban: a-zing.
Sonerohi ban: REALM SAID BOOBS, HAHAHHAA
Jackrabbit ban: I GET IT.
janetX3 ban: ***
Realmfighter ban: HAHAHAHAHA
TDTacoDan ban: Point
Jackrabbit ban: HAHAHA
Itnetlolor ban: Realm loses
Jackrabbit ban: Oh my God that's a man.
Realmfighter ban: yes
Realmfighter ban: It is
TDTacoDan ban: A man? OH SHI-
Jackrabbit ban: Well, at least he's wearing pants.
janetX3 ban: That's not a man it's a fleshy lump of... flesh.
janetX3 ban: And bones.
Sonerohi ban: RAEP
Realmfighter ban: There going to his dungeon
Jackrabbit ban: This was the directors excuse to just constantly admire Sean's rear.
Jackrabbit ban: That's what this movie is.
Cthulhu123 ban: This is one of the best movies ever made
Sonerohi ban: CALIGULA
janetX3 ban: Hell apparently the directer did this movie just to.
Itnetlolor ban: They're not dead, they're just asleep... a really long sleep.
Akigagak ban: Why did he poke through monets eye?
janetX3 ban: This is oddly confusing and nothing is even happening.
Jackrabbit ban: This man has breasts. Why? This doesn't look like the kind of society where one can get implants.
Jackrabbit ban: Oh.
Jackrabbit ban: Oh Jesus.
Akigagak ban: ?
Sonerohi ban: HOOKERS, LOOKERS, AND BOOKERS
Jackrabbit ban: I can no longer look at anyone in this movie before I spend at least a minute figuring out in they're a man or woman.
Reasonableman mod: "Open the pod bay doors, Ringpop"
Jackrabbit ban: For instance, those g-strings girls.
janetX3 ban: Pirimid thing?
Jackrabbit ban: I thought they were men.
Jackrabbit ban: AAaaaaaa
Realmfighter ban: Crotch shot
Jackrabbit ban: Goddamn it.
TDTacoDan ban: What is this I don't even...
Akigagak ban: The women have lower-cut tops
janetX3 ban: Not in the caseof that one guy.
Itnetlolor ban: Is HAL-9000 their computer?
Akigagak ban: Also, no ReasonableSister?
Cthulhu123 ban: BAD VIBES
Cthulhu123 ban: NOW A CRIME
janetX3 ban: I don't think she'd wanna see this.
Realmfighter ban: MY GODDESS IS NOT PRESENT
Akigagak ban: I don't think she's allowed
Cthulhu123 ban: Yeah, there's a lot more nudity than what's been shown so far.
janetX3 ban: And I'm afraid to say her name as sis might think I said hers. XD
Sonerohi ban: WHA IS SHE?
Sonerohi ban: WHAR IS RACHEL?
Itnetlolor ban: Dudes look like some ladies
TDTacoDan ban: What are they making?
Jackrabbit ban: At least one of that group is a man.
Jackrabbit ban: Batter.
Cthulhu123 ban: Green bread
Solifuge ban: What madness is that
Sonerohi ban: SOYLENT GREEN
Akigagak ban: The hell was he saying?
janetX3 ban: TONS of bread.
TDTacoDan ban: OH NOES IT PEEPOLE
Itnetlolor ban: The mating dance of humans
janetX3 ban: Retards
Solifuge ban: Nyahh-nee-maaa-eeena
janetX3 ban: XD
Akigagak ban: ?
Cthulhu123 ban: Weird gay slave porn
TDTacoDan ban: How decadent.
Itnetlolor ban: HE'S AN ELF?
janetX3 ban: Elves look nice. That guy doesnt.
Sonerohi ban: HE HAS PRINCESS LEIA HAIR
Realmfighter ban: ANGRY OLD PEOPLE
Solifuge ban: For eternity.
Solifuge ban: Wow....
Itnetlolor ban: It looks like they feed them like fish in a bowl
janetX3 ban: Hell is angry old people forever.
Sonerohi ban: CAPS LOCK CRUISE CONTROL
Cthulhu123 ban: Did it freeze for anyone else?
Itnetlolor ban: no
Akigagak ban: He's going around throwing french bread at people
janetX3 ban: Not me.
Akigagak ban: this man is living the dream
Solifuge ban: nope... unless you were being witty about the frozen people in the BG
Reasonableman mod: GROPOGROPEGROPE
Solifuge ban: ...
Cthulhu123 ban: NO
Reasonableman mod: HOIST
Cthulhu123 ban: THE OTHER ONE
TDTacoDan ban: Squeeze
Itnetlolor ban: He found an arrow
Cthulhu123 ban: COME ON MAN, YOU'VE GOT YOUR PICK
Cthulhu123 ban: DON'T JUST GRAB ONE SHOP AROUND
Solifuge ban: Ice Queen
Sonerohi ban: RAEP
Jackrabbit ban: Look she can raise her hand.
Jackrabbit ban: She's the learned one.
Jackrabbit ban: And the dexterious one.
janetX3 ban: SHOTPUTTED
Itnetlolor ban: 10 points
TDTacoDan ban: HAHAHA
Solifuge ban: Throw the bodies
Jackrabbit ban: RARGH
Jackrabbit ban: WOMAN GO IN HAY
Jackrabbit ban: RARGH
Solifuge ban: And then Connery went crazy
TDTacoDan ban: RAEG!
Jackrabbit ban: And I break things because I can!
Jackrabbit ban: Sarcastic clap.
Jackrabbit ban: So appropriate.
janetX3 ban: He's all DO SOMETHING GAAAHHH
Realmfighter ban: Oh YEAH
Cthulhu123 ban: This is where things go crazy
Reasonableman mod: ITS TIME FOR PENIS
TDTacoDan ban: PORN
Jackrabbit ban: BEING OFFERED NUBILE WOMAN MAKES ME AGREAH
Cthulhu123 ban: IT'S LIKE MAGIC
Realmfighter ban: HAHAHAHAHA
Jackrabbit ban: RARGH RARGH RARGH
Akigagak ban: o.o
Solifuge ban: Ta Da! Erection!
Cthulhu123 ban: THAT WOULD BE AN ALRIGHT DEATH
Realmfighter ban: O.O
Reasonableman mod: INTENSE ERECTION RESEARCH
Akigagak ban: ARGLEBA
Jackrabbit ban: Oh stop laughing, it's just a ***. Plural, penii.
Itnetlolor ban: Is this the Virgin Society?
Jackrabbit ban: PENII
janetX3 ban: PENII
Realmfighter ban: Hahahaha
Solifuge ban: Penusees
Jackrabbit ban: Because it blocks the other.
janetX3 ban: PENISII
Akigagak ban: I should try and get this shown at the film club
Cthulhu123 ban: Peepees.
Akigagak ban: Just to see what happens
Realmfighter ban: ERECTION
Cthulhu123 ban: Hot.
Sonerohi ban: BOUT TO SEE SOME LADIES CAUSIN ERECTIONS
Jackrabbit ban: So...
Solifuge ban: And now all the women visually rape Connery.
janetX3 ban: Wait they don't know how it works? Or they're just testing it?
Akigagak ban: It might be worth the trouble I'll get into
Jackrabbit ban: Soooooooo
Jackrabbit ban: What's this movie about?
Realmfighter ban: Boobies
Itnetlolor ban: well of course, there's a big scratch on the film
Sonerohi ban: YES IT IS
Jackrabbit ban: Because I won't be made if you say porn.
TDTacoDan ban: EEEWWWWWW
Jackrabbit ban: That's all I'm seeing here.
Jackrabbit ban: People being shot, vomiting up guns, and porn.
Itnetlolor ban: like said, a big ol' scratch on the film
Akigagak ban: THEY ARE CLOSING IN, SEAN
Realmfighter ban: MUD WRESTLING
Jackrabbit ban: Erotica if you must.
Cthulhu123 ban: ONLY VIOLENCE CAN GET SEAN CONNERY UP
Akigagak ban: EVER CLOSER
Cthulhu123 ban: AFTER YEARS OF FLOOZIES
Jackrabbit ban: He is CALM AND COLLECTED.
TDTacoDan ban: Oh there we go
Sonerohi ban: MUSICAL BONER?
Sonerohi ban: WTF?
Solifuge ban: I have no idea what
Itnetlolor ban: PUNS
janetX3 ban: It makes music.
Cthulhu123 ban: LIKE A FLUTE
Akigagak ban: You cannot convey smell trough film
Realmfighter ban: Hahahaha
Sonerohi ban: That would be terrifying
Jackrabbit ban: Sean connery in jocks in a cage.
TDTacoDan ban: Compared to concoius sleep?
Cthulhu123 ban: 5th grade Math Class
Sonerohi ban: Severed penii flute
Jackrabbit ban: So much cleaning was done after watching this film.
Jackrabbit ban: In bedrooms around the world.
Sonerohi ban: Mainly by the ladies
Solifuge ban: He looks so smug
TDTacoDan ban: Sleep? That's when I'm a viking!
janetX3 ban: No sleep?
janetX3 ban: God I'd hate that.
janetX3 ban: I love sleeping.
Cthulhu123 ban: Sleeping is my favorite.
Akigagak ban: Yes, in that if you dodn't get enough of it, you;d die
Jackrabbit ban: aaaa film stop ittttt.
Realmfighter ban: MUTANT
Akigagak ban: Also, if you got too much
Cthulhu123 ban: Sometimes I feel like I'm just passing time until it's late enough to sleep.
Sonerohi ban: gotta go good chaps and chappettes
janetX3 ban: Oh god right as I mention it Milly starts snoring louder.
Itnetlolor ban: later
Solifuge ban: Peace
Akigagak ban: What has been known can never be unknown
janetX3 ban: Gaahh. Stop snoring so loud.
Reasonableman mod: hee hee
TDTacoDan ban: Metal Gear Connery
Akigagak ban: Also, is he going to start killing people with his mind?
janetX3 ban: With his...
janetX3 ban: DIIIIICCCKKKK
Akigagak ban: MIND
Solifuge ban: Communism
Akigagak ban: NOT THAT
Akigagak ban: ARGh
Reasonableman mod: Mindick?
janetX3 ban: I read that as minidick
TDTacoDan ban: Mein dick?
Cthulhu123 ban: I'm sitting in mein kampfy chair
Solifuge ban: mendickant?
janetX3 ban: ... I have a copy of Mein Kampf... <.>
Solifuge ban: cthulu, that was terribly excellent
TDTacoDan ban: Democracy
Cthulhu123 ban: SPIRIT FINGERS
Cthulhu123 ban: INCOMING
Reasonableman mod: BEEEEEEEEP
TDTacoDan ban: OW
janetX3 ban: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Itnetlolor ban: ERS RINGING!!!
Solifuge ban: ears.... bleeding
Itnetlolor ban: *ears
janetX3 ban: OH GOD WHERES THE CONTROLLER
janetX3 ban: I MUST SHOOT HIM
Cthulhu123 ban: HNNNNNNNNNNN
TDTacoDan ban: Lolwhut?
Cthulhu123 ban: HNNNNNNNNNNN-NNNNNNNNNN-NNNNNNNN
Akigagak ban: ?
Solifuge ban: Its like some sort of crazy democro-communist hippy clan
Itnetlolor ban: this would be a good time to escape, wouldn't you think?
Solifuge ban: complete with singing and dancing
Akigagak ban: Why are they wiggling their fingers?
Cthulhu123 ban: SPIRIT FINGERS HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Akigagak ban: at him
Cthulhu123 ban: THEY'RE PSYCHIC
Solifuge ban: and magic woodly fingers
Reasonableman mod: WOOOOOOOOOO
Cthulhu123 ban: THAT GUY WAS BEING A RENEGADE
janetX3 ban: XD
Cthulhu123 ban: THEY'RE DESTROYING HIM WITH SPIRIT FINGERS
Akigagak ban: noooooo
Reasonableman mod: I WILL NOT WIGGLE MY FINGERS WITH YOU
Cthulhu123 ban: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
janetX3 ban: That's awesome. "I WILL... NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Itnetlolor ban: Mind firing squad.
Jackrabbit ban: Stop waggling at meeeeeeee.
Akigagak ban: reagface
janetX3 ban: Is his head gonna explode?
Itnetlolor ban: able to topple a stampede of yaks
Cthulhu123 ban: No.
Itnetlolor ban: a mile away
Solifuge ban: They were all like "woodly woodly woodly" and he was like "Noooooooooooo!"
Jackrabbit ban: Oh man you should have been there.
Itnetlolor ban: he's going to pop
Akigagak ban: REND IS RENEGADE
janetX3 ban: Is this killing him?
Cthulhu123 ban: STOP FREEZING UP
Cthulhu123 ban: No.
Jackrabbit ban: Bloopity bloop.
Akigagak ban: YEs
Itnetlolor ban: some good shots with the lockups
Cthulhu123 ban: Remember the old people that were dancing around and being retarded?
TDTacoDan ban: Dead.
Cthulhu123 ban: They're turning him into one.
Jackrabbit ban: Blap. And he's gon.
janetX3 ban: And then "nnnnoooo" man was a retard.
Jackrabbit ban: WIth a silent and invisible e
Solifuge ban: Zed Connery is not pleased.
Jackrabbit ban: NO YOU ARE THE ODL MAN
Jackrabbit ban: ...odl
Jackrabbit ban: old.
Itnetlolor ban: echo echo echo....
Jackrabbit ban: Put some pants on pants on pants on pants on...
Solifuge ban: XD
Itnetlolor ban: row row row your boat
Cthulhu123 ban: HE LOVES TO PRESS HIS BARE CHEST AGAINST GLASS
TDTacoDan ban: HHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGG
janetX3 ban: FEELS LIKE
janetX3 ban: SSSAAAAAAAAAATTTTAAAAANNN
Jackrabbit ban: Oh.
Jackrabbit ban: is film is Irish.
Jackrabbit ban: That makes sense.
Solifuge ban: He only wants a friend
Solifuge ban: its so sad.
Akigagak ban: Irish?
Akigagak ban: wut?
janetX3 ban: Yes it's irish.
Jackrabbit ban: It's your fault for being a dumbass.
TDTacoDan ban: He's half old
Jackrabbit ban: You didn't have to be waggled.
TDTacoDan ban: Or half young
Jackrabbit ban: But you got waggled.
Jackrabbit ban: Dumbass.
Solifuge ban: and then the eternally old people vicariously died with Zed.
TDTacoDan ban: Old lady dressed as a fairy princess
Solifuge ban: The End
Solifuge ban: That, or its lemon party
Cthulhu123 ban: USE THE LAWNMOWER
Jackrabbit ban: They're waggling HIM!
Akigagak ban: old people rape?
Itnetlolor ban: they thirst for blood
Jackrabbit ban: OH GOD!
Jackrabbit ban: Og...
Jackrabbit ban: Lemon party.
Jackrabbit ban: You ***.
janetX3 ban: GET THE LAWN MOWER
Solifuge ban: :3
Jackrabbit ban: Reminding me...
Solifuge ban: You're welcome
Jackrabbit ban: Oh... Penii is evil, I get it now.
Akigagak ban: This man is playing Enders game?
Jackrabbit ban: Reading up on wikipedia.
TDTacoDan ban: The boondoggle
Itnetlolor ban: If penii are evil, and everyone in this place is a dick, then wouldn't they be evil as well?
Solifuge ban: He's only half old
Jackrabbit ban: A-ZING
Armok ban: H-hello?
janetX3 ban: I don't even know what's going on with this movie anymore. XD
TDTacoDan ban: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GO!
Reasonableman mod: WE ARE THE CLAN OF SHEET-WEARING LESBIANS
TDTacoDan ban: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Realmfighter ban: Sean connery is sad
Jackrabbit ban: This is the weirdist goddamn movie.
Jackrabbit ban: OH LOOK.
Jackrabbit ban: Penii statue is back.
Jackrabbit ban: Vomit me some guns, penii statue head.
Cthulhu123 ban: THE STATUE IS ZARDOZ
Armok ban: ugh. Figures the only time I cathc this stream is when i shuld have been asleep 4 hours ago
Solifuge ban: In summation: Sean Connery travels to immortal land, gets a lot of sexual innuendo, and then brings death to the sad immortal people. The end.
Jackrabbit ban: It is now 'Penii statue''.
Solifuge ban: And there was much lack of pants.
Cthulhu123 ban: DID YOU JUST SPOIL THE MOVIE
janetX3 ban: No pants.
janetX3 ban: Ever.
Jackrabbit ban: And rejoycing.
Cthulhu123 ban: THE PANTS ARE BAD
Solifuge ban: Thats the secret.
Solifuge ban: sry guys
Jackrabbit ban: Eh.
Jackrabbit ban: Wikipedia beat you to it.
Cthulhu123 ban: SOME OF US HAVE NOT SEEN THE ENTIRE MOVIE
Jackrabbit ban: Hey!
Cthulhu123 ban: AND IT WOULD BE VERY NICE OF YOU TO NOT RUIN IT
Cthulhu123 ban: BY SAYING WHAT HAPPENS
TDTacoDan ban: My first alphabet book
Itnetlolor ban: THE BOOK
janetX3 ban: THE BOOK
Cthulhu123 ban: BEST PART
Akigagak ban: BIBLE
Cthulhu123 ban: MINDBLOWING
Solifuge ban: THE BOOK WAS JOY OF COOKING
Cthulhu123 ban: WITH SEMEN
Jackrabbit ban: I know this one.
Cthulhu123 ban: THE BOOK GREG LINKED
Jackrabbit ban: Baby Batter Bible.
Itnetlolor ban: "The Cat in the Hat"?
Armok ban: how come nobody is shouting angry things at me?
Jackrabbit ban: MIND RAPE.
Realmfighter ban: Chicken soup for the soul
Cthulhu123 ban: BECAUSE WE'RE WATCHING A MOVIE, NOT PLAYING LOOK AT ME I'M ARMOK THREAD
Jackrabbit ban: Hey, if you want us to...
TDTacoDan ban: IT'S A TRAP
Solifuge ban: We like you Armok.
Jackrabbit ban: Mind rape with a uppity annoying woman.
Itnetlolor ban: and ate with our feet
Armok ban: YOu do? Really? Even Janet?
Jackrabbit ban: Bong.
Jackrabbit ban: Bong.
Cthulhu123 ban: ARMOK
janetX3 ban: Because I've learned it's easyer to ignore than hate.
Cthulhu123 ban: THIS IS NOT ARMOK TIME
Cthulhu123 ban: THIS IS ZARDOZ
janetX3 ban: And yes.
Jackrabbit ban: This is not a topic for discussion Armok.
janetX3 ban: STONE HEAD
Jackrabbit ban: What I think of you is irrelevant right now.
TDTacoDan ban: ZARDOZ
janetX3 ban: It's back!
Jackrabbit ban: YAY PENII STATUE
Solifuge ban: Behold, the flying stone head of Zardoz!
Solifuge ban: IT HAS A PLOT
Jackrabbit ban: Wizard of Oz.
janetX3 ban: WIZARD OF OZ
Cthulhu123 ban: WIZARD OF OZ
Jackrabbit ban: Dun dun.
Solifuge ban: ***////
Cthulhu123 ban: ZARD OF OZ
Cthulhu123 ban: ZARDOZ
Realmfighter ban: OH MY GOD
Cthulhu123 ban: YOUR MIND = BLOWN
Solifuge ban: Epic Plot Twist
janetX3 ban: wi ZARD of OZ
Jackrabbit ban: THE PLOT THICKENS.
Jackrabbit ban: ...
Akigagak ban: ?
Solifuge ban: Hole-E Crap
Jackrabbit ban: With semen.
TDTacoDan ban: AAAAAHHHHH
Itnetlolor ban: Now he can get some brains, courage, and a heart; and return over the rainbow back to Kansas.
Akigagak ban: I was expecting some holy book.
janetX3 ban: THE TRUTH
janetX3 ban: THE TRUTH
Solifuge ban: Zed Connery has literary analysis skills. And mad ones at that
Jackrabbit ban: All of those are small ruined books or large burnt ones.
Akigagak ban: boobs?
Cthulhu123 ban: TINY BOOBIES
Solifuge ban: and suddenly they were naked
Realmfighter ban: Boobs
Itnetlolor ban: books
Jackrabbit ban: Oh she's naked nw.
Akigagak ban: why boobs now?
Akigagak ban: WHY?
Jackrabbit ban: When'd that happen.
Solifuge ban: ....what?
TDTacoDan ban: They're gonna do it
Realmfighter ban: Because
Cthulhu123 ban: THREESOME TIME
Reasonableman mod: UH OH LESBIAN JEALOUSY
Akigagak ban: I DON'T KNOW?
Jackrabbit ban: He should have kept that book.
Jackrabbit ban: 100 caps.
Jackrabbit ban: Or at least 1 skill point.
Cthulhu123 ban: TUG OF WAR
Jackrabbit ban: Pffffft.
Armok ban: so, what am I going to do with this sheduling mess?
Jackrabbit ban: HAHAHA
Solifuge ban: Epic Psychic Tug of War OF THE FUTURE
Cthulhu123 ban: YOU'RE GONNA WATCH ZARDOZ
Jackrabbit ban: Go to sleep or continue to watch this.
TDTacoDan ban: RAEP
Realmfighter ban: Rapy time
Reasonableman mod: "He's blind! Why? 'Cause!"
Akigagak ban: Blind now?
Solifuge ban: 'cause the psychics said so
Reasonableman mod: I'm already seeing more than I ever saw before ',: )
Cthulhu123 ban: MORE BOOBIES!
Jackrabbit ban: She means sex.
Solifuge ban: Oh noes
TDTacoDan ban: Boobies!
Jackrabbit ban: Three people come to the same conclusion.
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