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[MaximumZero]

JANET, TAKE SOME OF OUR FAT.

[penguinofhonor]

So why don't we bring back the word "dame"? It's a good word, I think. We could just punch anyone who used it derogatorily.

[RedWarrior0]

Monster's Den: The Book of Dread. 'Tis a pretty good flash game/JRPG. However, having just finished off a Pandora's Box at level 23-ish, I'm starting to get bored of the Den of Endless Evil and might start a new campaign.

[GlyphGryph]

Such a machine would be unethical and wasteful in so many ways

But it would let me experience delicious food so much more efficiently!

Seriously though, I'm gonna make a thread. Lets go have a fight about it ^_^

[MonkeyHead]

Monster's Den: The Book of Dread. 'Tis a pretty good flash game/JRPG. However, having just finished off a Pandora's Box at level 23-ish, I'm starting to get bored of the Den of Endless Evil and might start a new campaign.

I do like that game. The cleric class does get pretty OP though if you level him well.

[Gunner-Chan]

JANET, TAKE SOME OF OUR FAT.

What is this I don't even... I'm already 185 I don't need more weight on me!

[Tellemurius]

JANET, TAKE SOME OF OUR FAT.

What is this I don't even... I'm already 185 I don't need more weight on me!

Hes trying to cheat the system thats what.

[Gunner-Chan]

Oh. Wait. I get it he wants me to kill and eat him.

Sure I'm up for that. MZ probably would make a nice roast.

[MonkeyHead]

Well, if you do, use this handy guide for where the best bits are...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[MaximumZero]

I would be far too marbled to make good meat at this point in time. I just want to get back into fighting shape, that's all.

[Gunner-Chan]

You assume far too much MZ. A good fatty marbled chunk of meat is much more flavorful than that farmed out stuff.

[Aqizzar]

This coming from the woman who ate an entire slab of bacon as a meal.  But yeah, I never go leaner than 85/15 myself, you need flavor.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Shame it has so many typos.  I had no idea nervous tissue was high-carb though, seems counter-intuitive to eat the stuff if eating brain will give you Mad Human Disease.

[MaximumZero]

I suddenly wonder how long I would take to cook. 

[Gunner-Chan]

This coming from the woman who ate an entire slab of bacon as a meal. 

MAYBE YOU JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO EAT THEN.

>.o

I suddenly wonder how long I would take to cook. 

I dunno. 5 hours on 450f give or take?

[MaximumZero]

You have to take into account organs and my high density bones and de-furring me and other such nonsense. (Un)fortunately, I don't know what my organs weigh.