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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 10661279 times)

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Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #98145 on: February 07, 2013, 02:23:10 am »

He's actually Buddha. Shh, don't tell anyone.
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Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #98146 on: February 07, 2013, 02:25:32 am »

He's actually Buddha.

Kill him. Kill him now.
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Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #98147 on: February 07, 2013, 02:26:16 am »

He's actually Buddha. Shh, don't tell anyone.
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Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #98148 on: February 07, 2013, 02:27:31 am »

He's actually Buddha.

Kill him. Kill him now.
D: This is why I said not to teeeeeell anyooooone! D:
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Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #98149 on: February 07, 2013, 02:29:36 am »

When you come across Acracnibuddha spinning a web in the middle of the road, burn that eight-eyed zen monstrosity right the fuck down. Then burn the surrounding countryside to make sure there's not a massive ball of spiderbuddha babies waiting to hatch.

The nuke the goddamn site from orbit because I don't care how holy you are if you've got eight limbs and too many eyes and you're preaching absolution from samsarra to me, it's time to make sure nothing survives.
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Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #98150 on: February 07, 2013, 02:31:30 am »

When you come across Acracnibuddha spinning a web in the middle of the road, burn that eight-eyed zen monstrosity right the fuck down. Then burn the surrounding countryside to make sure there's not a massive ball of spiderbuddha babies waiting to hatch.

The nuke the goddamn site from orbit because I don't care how holy you are if you've got eight limbs and too many eyes and you're preaching absolution from samsarra to me, it's time to make sure nothing survives.
I made Bay12 freak out with that suggestion?

TO THE GENELAB!
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Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #98151 on: February 07, 2013, 02:34:02 am »

Not so much. That's generally my standard suggested response to human-sized arachnids, to be honest. Not only is the bastard probably violating the laws of physics, they're unstoppable doompredators we cannot allow to survive as a species. Sentient arachnids must be ended. Our state of being as anything but food demands it.
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Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #98152 on: February 07, 2013, 02:36:08 am »

Ran a mile and a half, did 6 pullups, plus 110 situps.

The burn, I love it.
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Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #98153 on: February 07, 2013, 02:39:02 am »

Not so much. That's generally my standard suggested response to human-sized arachnids, to be honest. Not only is the bastard probably violating the laws of physics, they're unstoppable doompredators we cannot allow to survive as a species. Sentient arachnids must be ended. Our state of being as anything but food demands it.
I didn't say I'd make them a different species...
Just make a genetic disease that makes everyone who catches it turn into them!
*wonderful idea*
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Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #98154 on: February 07, 2013, 03:06:41 am »

The nuke the goddamn site from orbit because I don't care how holy you are if you've got eight limbs and too many eyes and you're preaching absolution from samsarra to me, it's time to make sure nothing survives.
Until you learn to love all creatures with compassion, you shall never take the steps towards ending suffering.

*Arachnibuddha waits patiently. In the dark. Within a gigantic silk temple.

Arachnibuddha waits.

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Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #98155 on: February 07, 2013, 03:10:33 am »

The nuke the goddamn site from orbit because I don't care how holy you are if you've got eight limbs and too many eyes and you're preaching absolution from samsarra to me, it's time to make sure nothing survives.
Until you learn to love all creatures with compassion, you shall never take the steps towards ending suffering.

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Arachnibuddha waits.

I'm putting this into a forum game ASAP.
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Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #98156 on: February 07, 2013, 03:12:32 am »

Eehh. Beyond the whole kill-all-bugs thing, Buddha himself said that if you come across him, strike him down. I figure four times the number of limbs and eyes requires eight to sixteen times the necessary force to appropriately strike down. Suborbital bombardment takes out the fiddly calculation bits. It makes sure of things.
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Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #98157 on: February 07, 2013, 05:14:41 am »

The gas man asked if my parents were in.  I still look young!
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Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #98158 on: February 07, 2013, 05:15:32 am »

The gas man asked if my parents were in.  I still look young!
Dear Me what is your avatar doing.
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Re: [Tomoko~] Because I'm not popular, Ill have an emotion thread (Happy Thread)
« Reply #98159 on: February 07, 2013, 05:20:45 am »

The gas man asked if my parents were in.  I still look young!
Dear Me what is your avatar doing.

Regenerating.
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