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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 10185663 times)

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Re: [Headpants!] Things you wore on your head today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53670 on: June 13, 2011, 01:01:21 pm »

So apparently monk = instant chick magnet.
unfortunatly the only thing you attract are sisters and daughters. /kneeslapper
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Re: [Headpants!] Things you wore on your head today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53671 on: June 13, 2011, 01:06:50 pm »

So apparently monk = instant chick magnet.
Don't monks have to remain celebate?
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Re: [Headpants!] Things you wore on your head today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53672 on: June 13, 2011, 01:08:04 pm »

Let me get this straight. You joined a celibate order... to get chicks?[/shoutout]

I hope you know the proper response to this Kael :P
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Re: [Headpants!] Things you wore on your head today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53673 on: June 13, 2011, 01:14:59 pm »

So apparently monk = instant chick magnet.
Don't monks have to remain celebate?
Depends on the faith and order. I don't think RedKing planned on staying a monk his whole life, so my point is moot anyway.
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Re: [Headpants!] Things you wore on your head today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53674 on: June 13, 2011, 01:16:26 pm »

So last night while cooking, Eva spilt a ton of flour on the kitchen floor and they couldn't get it all off with the broom. Leaving a powdery residue around. And later that night I got a drink and forgot about the flour and got it all over the bottoms of my feet.

When I woke up today for some reason the bottoms of my feet felt REALLY good. Like if something happened to them to improve them. Is flour good for skin or something? Because this is an oddly nice feeling I have since I woke up. It's like my soles are brand new.
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Re: [Headpants!] Things you wore on your head today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53675 on: June 13, 2011, 01:18:12 pm »

When I woke up today for some reason the bottoms of my feet felt REALLY good. Like if something happened to them to improve them. Is flour good for skin or something? Because this is an oddly nice feeling I have since I woke up. It's like my soles are brand new.

Wouldn't surprise me.  Last night at work, I was handling a box that turned out to be all-purpose readymade cake shortening.  I wiped the sweat off my forehead not realizing the shortening had gotten on my gloves, and my forehead felt as cool and smooth as a glazed donut for the rest of the night.
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Re: [Headpants!] Things you wore on your head today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53676 on: June 13, 2011, 01:18:55 pm »

Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.
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Re: [Headpants!] Things you wore on your head today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53677 on: June 13, 2011, 01:19:04 pm »

it dries them out but its good polisher too.

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Re: [Headpants!] Things you wore on your head today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53678 on: June 13, 2011, 01:20:12 pm »

 I think it's more to do with it being a powder than anything inherent in flour. Could warrant investigation.

 Kind of a letdown that the story wasn't about footprint shenanigans. :P
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Re: [Headpants!] Things you wore on your head today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53679 on: June 13, 2011, 01:22:30 pm »

Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.
Don't you dare fuel my omnicidal tendencies.

But this calls for SCIENCE!

I think I have some flour in the kitchen...

SCIENCE has unfortunately failed due to ungodly amounts of dirt on my feet. I still consider it a success of sorts.
« Last Edit: June 13, 2011, 01:29:27 pm by Darvi »
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Re: [Headpants!] Things you wore on your head today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53680 on: June 13, 2011, 01:38:15 pm »

Let me get this straight. You joined a celibate order... to get chicks?[/shoutout]

I hope you know the proper response to this Kael :P

Actually, I was referring *to* Kael. I'm married with kids, guys. Thought about the monastery way back when but never pulled that trigger.
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Re: [Headpants!] Things you wore on your head today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53681 on: June 13, 2011, 01:43:58 pm »

I was talking to Kael too in case me mentioning him wasn't obvious enough.
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Re: [Headpants!] Things you wore on your head today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53682 on: June 13, 2011, 02:12:52 pm »

Ah. Thought you were saying for him to respond to me. Damn English ambiguity.
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Re: [Headpants!] Things you wore on your head today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53683 on: June 13, 2011, 02:18:50 pm »

Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.
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Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: [Headpants!] Things you wore on your head today thread. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #53684 on: June 13, 2011, 02:29:18 pm »

Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.
One small step for my signature, one giant leap for sig'd-kind.
Never again.
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