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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14526641 times)

ein

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Re: [Science] Charlie and the larval horse. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #54600 on: June 21, 2011, 11:18:50 pm »

So I got my eye pictures in the email.

They look like space.

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Re: [Science] Charlie and the larval horse. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #54601 on: June 21, 2011, 11:21:03 pm »

*clicks*

OHMYGOD

IT"S NOT YOUR EYES

IT"S YOUR ELDRITCH DEMIPLANE FROM WHICH YOU SPAWN YOUR COLLECTIVE EIN-SPAWNS

AND THE PICTURE IS THE PORTAL

ASfksdhfkld

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Silliness aside, I have just mastered the art of headshotting people with pistols from really far away in F:NV (Read: I use tons of perks and shit)
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YOU DOUBLE PENIS
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Re: [Science] Charlie and the larval horse. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #54602 on: June 21, 2011, 11:21:45 pm »

ein: Nightmare fuel personified.

No realy, those are creepy as. Please explain, I'm interested.

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Re: [Science] Charlie and the larval horse. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #54603 on: June 21, 2011, 11:22:47 pm »

What the hell? Google Voice Search?

I'm now reminded of Star trek and the whole "Computer where is X" when trying to find people on the ship.
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It felt a bit like a movie in which two stoners try to steal a military helicopter

ein

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Re: [Science] Charlie and the larval horse. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #54604 on: June 21, 2011, 11:25:27 pm »

ein: Nightmare fuel personified.

No realy, those are creepy as. Please explain, I'm interested.

When I got my glasses, they had this big machine that takes pictures of your retina.
Apparently, enough people requested it that now, they automatically email you the pictures.
The silvery thingy is the optical nerve.
The hair is eyelashes.

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Re: [Science] Charlie and the larval horse. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #54605 on: June 21, 2011, 11:25:43 pm »

What the hell? Google Voice Search?

I'm now reminded of Star trek and the whole "Computer where is X" when trying to find people on the ship.
"Google, where is Google?"
'Error.'
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: [Science] Charlie and the larval horse. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #54606 on: June 21, 2011, 11:28:48 pm »

When I got my glasses, they had this big machine that takes pictures of your retina.
Apparently, enough people requested it that now, they automatically email you the pictures.
The silvery thingy is the optical nerve.
The hair is eyelashes.

Ah, I see. Back in my day they just used a chart and asked you to bend over read from it. How old fashion I must be.

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Re: [Science] Charlie and the larval horse. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #54607 on: June 21, 2011, 11:32:05 pm »

Ah, I see. Back in my day they just used a chart and asked you to bend over read from it. How old fashion I must be.

That...

that's what I did when I got my glasses.

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PHILIPPINES, WHY ARE YOU SO OUTDATED?!
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Re: [Science] Charlie and the larval horse. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #54608 on: June 21, 2011, 11:34:53 pm »

Ah, I see. Back in my day they just used a chart and asked you to bend over read from it. How old fashion I must be.

That...

that's what I did when I got my glasses.

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PHILIPPINES, WHY ARE YOU SO OUTDATED?!
Even in the US, that's how I get my eyes checked.
How odd.
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Re: [Science] Charlie and the larval horse. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #54609 on: June 21, 2011, 11:35:56 pm »

Why, anybody would swear that ein is from... THE FUTURE!!!!

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Re: [Science] Charlie and the larval horse. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #54610 on: June 21, 2011, 11:36:21 pm »

Ah, I see. Back in my day they just used a chart and asked you to bend over read from it. How old fashion I must be.

That...

that's what I did when I got my glasses.

...

PHILIPPINES, WHY ARE YOU SO OUTDATED?!
Even in the US, that's how I get my eyes checked.
How odd.
Me too. Are you in the town of retina researcheres or something, ein?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: [Science] Charlie and the larval horse. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #54611 on: June 21, 2011, 11:37:56 pm »

It probably depends on the doctor.
Mine was an in-house doctor at a Lenscrafters.
She had tons of weird little gadgets for testing eyes.
Like a machine that goes ding when there's stuff.

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Re: [Science] Charlie and the larval horse. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #54612 on: June 21, 2011, 11:38:05 pm »

What the hell, ein. Why are your eyes glowing.
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Re: [Science] Charlie and the larval horse. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #54613 on: June 21, 2011, 11:39:13 pm »

Y'know how people have red eyes when you take a flash photo of them?
Imagine going right next to their eye and doing that in high resolution.

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Re: [Science] Charlie and the larval horse. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #54614 on: June 21, 2011, 11:41:38 pm »

What the hell, ein. Why are your eyes glowing.
Windows to the soul and all.
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