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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14521732 times)

Rose

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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55710 on: July 05, 2011, 10:37:47 pm »

get a fake eye with red LEDs in it.


you know you want to.
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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55711 on: July 05, 2011, 10:38:02 pm »

...Apparently Janet just fucked my everything... I'm not sure if this is a good thing or not. I'm leaning towards good, though.
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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55712 on: July 05, 2011, 10:38:33 pm »

get a fake eye with red LEDs in it.


you know you want to.

The red LEDs make it go faster.

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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55713 on: July 05, 2011, 10:40:34 pm »

The artificial eye route. look up a bit.
Artificial eyes (Ocular Prostheses) are often referred to as "Glass eyes."


News to me, surely. Did you go the go the glass eye route or the eye-patch route?

Actually both. Right now it's a blank. So if I go out Ill be wearing an eyepatch. After I get my real fake eye in I won't use the patch all the time, but Ill still use it because my daughter made it for me.
Dawww. That's adorable.
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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55714 on: July 05, 2011, 10:46:08 pm »

On one hand, I want a missing eye just so I can do all that cool stuff only one eyed people can do, but then I'd miss out on my stereograms.
I love stereograms. :<
Maybe I'll just get a robotic eye once they get a bit better.

get a fake eye with red LEDs in it.


you know you want to.

The red LEDs make it go faster.

Mock the woman with one eye some more, then perhaps you two could go kick babies in the shins or something.
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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55715 on: July 05, 2011, 10:47:54 pm »

... Fenrir they're making little jokes more about having robot eyes than mocking me. I personally thought it was funny. Don't jump the gun on this okay?
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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55716 on: July 05, 2011, 10:49:22 pm »

That and I really do want a robotic eye.
We ♥ robotics and prosthetics.

Also, babies have shins? :o
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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55717 on: July 05, 2011, 10:50:03 pm »

..that wasn't mocking at all.

It's genuinely something I'd do if I had a fake eye.
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« Reply #55718 on: July 05, 2011, 10:51:24 pm »

Honestly? I told them to match mine to my real eye. But use a shade matched reflective red paint on the iris. So now I can have boat-lights.
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« Reply #55719 on: July 05, 2011, 10:52:04 pm »

Can I just ask that you don't use the eye for terror-shenanigans? My grandpa put his fake eye in a pot of soup at dinner and just freaked the shit out of everyone.
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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55720 on: July 05, 2011, 10:52:55 pm »

You really want to freak people out, get a clear lens for a fake eye. Protects the area and makes it visible when you open up. You can say, the statement of "looking into someone" would apply here. :P

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« Reply #55721 on: July 05, 2011, 10:53:14 pm »

Can I just ask that you don't use the eye for terror-shenanigans? My grandpa put his fake eye in a pot of soup at dinner and just freaked the shit out of everyone.

But what's the use of a fake eye if you don't do that?
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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55722 on: July 05, 2011, 10:53:40 pm »

My grandpa put his fake eye in a pot of soup at dinner and just freaked the shit out of everyone.
DUDE. Your grandpa is awesome!

Anyway, I'm happy because the pain in one of my back teeth is gone and I don't have any more... Err... "Blood related issues"
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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55723 on: July 05, 2011, 10:54:21 pm »

Can I just ask that you don't use the eye for terror-shenanigans? My grandpa put his fake eye in a pot of soup at dinner and just freaked the shit out of everyone.

But what's the use of a fake eye if you don't do that?

Remove eye, glue to hand, Pan's Labyrinth.

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Re: [???] It's like milk you can drink. (Happy Thread)
« Reply #55724 on: July 05, 2011, 10:55:27 pm »

... Fenrir they're making little jokes more about having robot eyes than mocking me. I personally thought it was funny. Don't jump the gun on this okay?

...

As those more inclined to be profane would say, aw shit.

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