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[Bdthemag]

Also, apparently people play MMO's to get the best high scores. And every MMO login screen is just a copy of WoW's.

[Scaraban]

My example was no joke. Also, they used more than half of the SFX budget of an episode to make an analogy about how two people talking '1337' on an IRC was like two pirate ships meeting mid-ocean to swap buccaneering tips.

Is there a clip on youtube? I can't make it through an episode of NCIS.

[Solifuge]

Mkay, going to finally give the demo of Owlboy a shot on the Livestream, in a moment! After that, depending on if my buddies are showing up, I'll be doing something else!

[Barbarossa TSG]

Have a playlist.

[Itnetlolor]

My example was no joke. Also, they used more than half of the SFX budget of an episode to make an analogy about how two people talking '1337' on an IRC was like two pirate ships meeting mid-ocean to swap buccaneering tips.

Is there a clip on youtube? I can't make it through an episode of NCIS.

I was right, it was NUMB3RS.

http://youtu.be/O2rGTXHvPCQ

EDIT:
And it also appears that every gamer in these shows is a delusional schizophrenic.

So is it wrong that I have a giant slingshot setup in my back yard aiming at a pig farm next door with pelicans and such?

EDIT EDIT:
In hindsight, I think it was a bad idea packing the crow with C-4. What was once the feeding grounds are now a big crater. It's also raining green ham. Now if only I had green eggs, my breakfast would be complete.

[Scaraban]

And it also appears that every gamer in these shows is a delusional schizophrenic.

So is it wrong that I have a giant slingshot setup in my back yard aiming at a pig farm next door with pelicans and such?

There are few things in this world that are more right.

[Solifuge]

Have a playlist.

Hacking and image analysis always looks easier and more exciting on TV.

[Bdthemag]

HOLD ON GUYS, GOT THE CSI ON MY TRAIL. LET ME THROW THEM OFF IT.

\/\/3 \/\/1LL /\/\337 47 d4\/\/|\|, |\|34R 7|-|3 53(R37 b453. 0|\|(3 7|-|3R3 \/\/3 \/\/3 \/\/1LL 7R4D3 dRU95, 7|-|3|\| b4(|<7R4(3 50/\/\3 1P'5 \/\/17|-| 0UR 9U1 |-|4(|<5.

[Scaraban]

HOLD ON GUYS, GOT THE CSI ON MY TRAIL. LET ME THROW THEM OFF IT.

\/\/3 \/\/1LL /\/\337 47 d4\/\/|\|, |\|34R 7|-|3 53(R37 b453. 0|\|(3 7|-|3R3 \/\/3 \/\/3 \/\/1LL 7R4D3 dRU95, 7|-|3|\| b4(|<7R4(3 50/\/\3 1P'5 \/\/17|-| 0UR 9U1 |-|4(|<5.

You crashed my ISP! You dastardly villain!

[Bdthemag]

HOLD ON GUYS, GOT THE CSI ON MY TRAIL. LET ME THROW THEM OFF IT.

\/\/3 \/\/1LL /\/\337 47 d4\/\/|\|, |\|34R 7|-|3 53(R37 b453. 0|\|(3 7|-|3R3 \/\/3 \/\/3 \/\/1LL 7R4D3 dRU95, 7|-|3|\| b4(|<7R4(3 50/\/\3 1P'5 \/\/17|-| 0UR 9U1 |-|4(|<5.

You crashed my ISP! You dastardly villain!

Good thing I used my GUI hack with visual basic to get those CSI bastards who try to use their flash player's and linux to get my IP! Time to go trade drugs in an IRC.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Is this happy thread material?

[Naxza]

Yep. Yes it is.

Next thing you know, smugglers will be using firewalls as virtual fences to hock their goods around.

Thanks, computer literacy!

In other news, not having anything to do for a day is really quite nice. Beats last week's nonstop action, anyways.

[Bdthemag]

Is this happy thread material?

I didn't know there was a certain set of guidelines for posting in the happy thread.

[Barbarossa TSG]

HOLD ON GUYS, GOT THE CSI ON MY TRAIL. LET ME THROW THEM OFF IT.

\/\/3 \/\/1LL /\/\337 47 d4\/\/|\|, |\|34R 7|-|3 53(R37 b453. 0|\|(3 7|-|3R3 \/\/3 \/\/3 \/\/1LL 7R4D3 dRU95, 7|-|3|\| b4(|<7R4(3 50/\/\3 1P'5 \/\/17|-| 0UR 9U1 |-|4(|<5.

Sigged so hard.

[Vattic]

-snipped spider image-

Heheheh

A friend of mine is scared of spiders. He trained his dog to eat them. Now she just gives them a good shake, brings them to him, and drops them on his lap nice and angry. The dog always looks pleased with herself afterwards.

On my fourth play through, on the easiest setting, I managed to properly beat DoomRL for the first time. Despite it being on the easiest setting this makes me happy. For anyone interested in the char-dump:

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 DoomRL (v.0.9.9.4) roguelike post-mortem character dump
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 Ben, level 10 Former Human Private FC Marine,
 nuked the Cyberdemon. on level 26 of the Phobos base.
 He survived 153636 turns and scored 55028 points.
 He played for 2 hours, 49 minutes and 7 seconds.
 He was too young to die!

 He killed 496 out of 503 hellspawn. (98%)
 He held his right to remain violent.

 He saved himself once.

-- Special levels --------------------------------------------

  Levels generated : 5
  Levels visited   : 5
  Levels completed : 4

-- Awards ----------------------------------------------------

  Explorer Badge
  Hell Champion Medal
  UAC Bronze Badge
  Lava Bronze Badge
  Technician Bronze Badge
  Brick Bronze Badge

-- Graveyard -------------------------------------------------

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-- Statistics ------------------------------------------------

  Health 60/60   Experience 47654/10
  ToHit Ranged +0  ToHit Melee +0  ToDmg Ranged +3  ToDmg Melee +3

-- Traits ----------------------------------------------------

  Class : Marine

    Tough as nails   (Level 2)
    Son of a bitch   (Level 3)
    Reloader         (Level 2)
    Badass           (Level 1)
    Shottyman        (Level 1)
    Army of the Dead (Level 1)

  Rel->Rel->SM->Bad->TaN->MAD->TaN->SoB->SoB->SoB->

-- Equipment -------------------------------------------------

    [a] [ Armor      ]   gothic armor [6/6] (187%)
    [b] [ Weapon     ]   tactical shotgun (8d3) [2/6]
    [c] [ Boots      ]   protective boots [2/2] (100%)
    [d] [ Prepared   ]   missile launcher (6d6) [4/4]

-- Inventory -------------------------------------------------

    [a]   modified red armor [3/6] (31%) (P)
    [b]   shotgun shell (x47)
    [c]   rocket (x14)
    [d]   rocket (x14)
    [e]   rocket (x2)
    [f]   small med-pack
    [g]   small med-pack
    [h]   large med-pack
    [i]   large med-pack
    [j]   large med-pack
    [k]   homing phase device
    [l]   envirosuit pack
    [m]   envirosuit pack
    [n]   shell box (x100)
    [o]   shell box (x100)

-- Resistances -----------------------------------------------

    Bullet     - internal 0%    torso 50%   feet 0%   
    Melee      - internal 0%    torso 50%   feet 0%   
    Shrapnel   - internal 0%    torso 50%   feet 0%   
    Acid       - internal 0%    torso 0%    feet 25% 

-- Kills -----------------------------------------------------

    92 former humans
    46 former sergeants
    8 former captains
    62 imps
    26 demons
    161 lost souls
    26 cacodemons
    7 barons of hell
    1 Cyberdemon
    18 hell knights
    9 arachnotrons
    1 John Carmack
    3 former commandos
    10 pain elementals
    8 arch-viles
    11 mancubi
    3 revenants
    2 bruiser brothers
    1 lava elemental
    1 Arena Master

-- History ---------------------------------------------------

  He started his journey on the surface of Phobos.
  On level 2 he entered Hell's Arena.
  He left the Arena as a champion!
  On level 5 he stormed the Chained Court.
  He defeated the Hell Arena Master!
  On level 5 he found the Arena Master's Staff!
  On level 10 he assembled a ballistic armor!
  On level 12 he assembled a tactical shotgun!
  On level 12 he ventured into the Halls of Carnage.
  On level 13 he witnessed the Wall.
  He massacred the evil behind the Wall!
  On level 15 he encountered the Phobos Hellgate.
  On level 16 he ran for his life from acid!
  On level 19, hell just froze!
  On level 21 he found the Lava Armor!
  On level 23 he entered the Lava Pits.
  He managed to clear the Lava Pits completely!
  On level 24, hell just froze!
  Then at last he found Phobos Arena!
  He nuked level 25!
  He defeated the Cyberdemon and found the TRUE EVIL!
  Then finally in hell itself, he killed the final EVIL.

-- Messages --------------------------------------------------

 You are hit! Your gothic armor is completely destroyed!
 You wear/wield : a gothic armor [6/6] (200%) John Carmack reloads his
 rocket launcher.
 Fire -- Choose target...
 You see : John Carmack (mortally wounded) [m]ore | pool of blood
 You are hit!
 Fire -- Choose target...
 You see : John Carmack (almost dead) [m]ore | pool of blood
 You use a large med-pack. You feel fully healed. John Carmack reloads his
 rocket launcher.
 Fire -- Choose target...
 You see : John Carmack (almost dead) [m]ore | pool of blood
 Fire -- Choose target...
 You see : John Carmack (almost dead) [m]ore | pool of blood
 John Carmack dies. You feel relatively safe now. Congratulations! You
 defeated John Carmack! Press <Enter>...

-- General ---------------------------------------------------

 4 brave souls have ventured into Phobos:
 3 of those were killed.

 1 souls destroyed the Cyberdemon...
 1 killed the bastard and survived.

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