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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 10163999 times)

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Re: [ヽ(ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104130 on: May 03, 2013, 01:58:06 am »

Thanks to Truean, we have been made more aware than we should like of the shortcomings of the American legal system. Thankfully, I'm happy to report that the judge in 35th Street Bar and Grille v. the City of San Antonio has gone well above and beyond the call of duty in the cause of justice. Truly, a greater legal opinion has rarely been written.
So much wordplay xD
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« Reply #104131 on: May 03, 2013, 06:37:13 am »

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Re: [ヽ(ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104132 on: May 03, 2013, 06:45:17 am »

Truean is an inspiration...truly.

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Thanks to Truean, we have been made more aware than we should like of the shortcomings of the American legal system. Thankfully, I'm happy to report that the judge in 35th Street Bar and Grille v. the City of San Antonio has gone well above and beyond the call of duty in the cause of justice. Truly, a greater legal opinion has rarely been written.
So much wordplay xD
Best Legal wordplay ever.
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Re: [ヽ(ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104133 on: May 03, 2013, 07:08:56 am »

Spent a ridiculous amount of time downloading nightcore and trance music from Youtube. Yes, I listen to that stuff.

Will spend a ridiculous amount of time converting into MP3s so I can listen some more.
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« Reply #104134 on: May 03, 2013, 08:45:50 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M

Hehehehehehhehehehehehhe....
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Re: [ヽ(ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104135 on: May 03, 2013, 09:34:35 am »

So I'm trying on nicknames and a few vary depending on the sex of the midget . . .

Like my head mason.  Guy are Moulder, girls Scully. :)
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Re: [ヽ(ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104136 on: May 03, 2013, 11:56:02 am »

So I'm trying on nicknames and a few vary depending on the sex of the midget . . .

Like my head mason.  Guy are Moulder, girls Scully. :)
I'm not sure how I should respond to this.
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Re: [ヽ(ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104137 on: May 03, 2013, 12:14:19 pm »

So I'm trying on nicknames and a few vary depending on the sex of the midget . . .

Like my head mason.  Guy are Moulder, girls Scully. :)
I'm not sure how I should respond to this.
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Re: [ヽ(ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104138 on: May 03, 2013, 12:19:47 pm »

Moulder and Skully, the decomposing team who just won't quit.
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Re: [ヽ(ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104139 on: May 03, 2013, 01:00:19 pm »

Making them zombies that infestigate mundane things would've been rather interesting.


I didn't initially spell it "infestigate" intentionally, but given the context, I decided to keep it.
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Re: [ヽ(ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104140 on: May 03, 2013, 01:27:08 pm »

I have finished my ESSAY OF AWESOME, which has went through four drafts and now calmly sits in notepad++. Just one more peer review and it's going to be submitted in a preliminary contest for a ticket to the main competition. \o/
I feel satisfied and productive!

Now it's time for me to pass out...
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Re: [ヽ(ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104141 on: May 03, 2013, 02:27:32 pm »

So I'm trying on nicknames and a few vary depending on the sex of the midget . . .

Like my head mason.  Guy are Moulder, girls Scully. :)
I'm not sure how I should respond to this.


So, it need work... Mould-er not working. . .

In other news, I gave my Advanced course speech/presentation to the school presidents/deans/honors council today.  My fellow presenters didnt show, leaving me to fumble with the ad lib.  All in all I think I nailed it.  Yay, social inequality from a conservative perspective!

Also like how there was noone else to try to interject with political mush.  I dont understand why my idea of helping people become independent and a merit based culture is so offensive to my peers.  The board seemed happy enough with it.
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Re: [ヽ(ヮ。)ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« Reply #104142 on: May 03, 2013, 02:27:34 pm »

So, this is cool.

Bring on the political drama.
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« Reply #104143 on: May 03, 2013, 02:45:36 pm »

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The majority of the device, called the "Liberator," is fabricated entirely out of plastic, save for a nail used as a firing pin as well as a six-ounce piece of steel, intended to allow the gun to be detected by metal detectors.
Bolded part made me chuckle at how stupid an idea it is.

No one's ever going to take those out or simply exclude them when they print them, nooooo.
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« Reply #104144 on: May 03, 2013, 02:48:43 pm »

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The majority of the device, called the "Liberator," is fabricated entirely out of plastic, save for a nail used as a firing pin as well as a six-ounce piece of steel, intended to allow the gun to be detected by metal detectors.
Bolded part made me chuckle at how stupid an idea it is.

No one's ever going to take those out or simply exclude them when they print them, nooooo.
Well, it's a felony to print one without a bar. So, while I'm sure the actual creators would much rather have one without, they need to keep their bases covered.
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