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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: [(•ω•)] Dr. Pepper, the one true soda. (happy thread?!)
« Reply #120960 on: February 06, 2014, 07:13:20 pm »

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I like big butts and I cannot lie, but is there some evolutionary reason as to why?

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get vital evolutionary information that acts as a fairly accurate indicator of overall health.

My homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so confident of your current well-being, and future child-rearing potential

Some brotha's want to play the "hard" role and say that the butt ain't gold but sexual attraction is a key component of longevity in any relationship and I'm sure that if you have a frank conversation with your mate she will understand and do her best to help you both achieve your goals both inside and outside of the bedroom.
Does anyone else read that with the song running and it stops and talks like a normal person for the rest?
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Re: [(•ω•)] Dr. Pepper, the one true soda. (happy thread?!)
« Reply #120961 on: February 06, 2014, 07:20:26 pm »

So... Rainbow Sochi Winter games google logo... Take that Russia!

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Re: [(•ω•)] Dr. Pepper, the one true soda. (happy thread?!)
« Reply #120962 on: February 06, 2014, 07:23:40 pm »

And quoting the olympic charter too. Also in a classy turn ignoring "indigo" because screw indigo. Indigo is Dark Blue. Isaac Asimov agrees.
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Re: [(•ω•)] Dr. Pepper, the one true soda. (happy thread?!)
« Reply #120963 on: February 06, 2014, 07:31:47 pm »

Also in a classy turn ignoring "indigo" because screw indigo. Indigo is Dark Blue. Isaac Asimov agrees.
I've always disliked indigo, not because of the color, but it's not that freaking distinguished as a color. It's just, like you said, dark blue. Friggin' poser.
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Re: [(•ω•)] Dr. Pepper, the one true soda. (happy thread?!)
« Reply #120964 on: February 06, 2014, 07:34:06 pm »

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I like big butts and I cannot lie, but is there some evolutionary reason as to why?

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get vital evolutionary information that acts as a fairly accurate indicator of overall health.

My homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so confident of your current well-being, and future child-rearing potential

Some brotha's want to play the "hard" role and say that the butt ain't gold but sexual attraction is a key component of longevity in any relationship and I'm sure that if you have a frank conversation with your mate she will understand and do her best to help you both achieve your goals both inside and outside of the bedroom.
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Re: [(•ω•)] Dr. Pepper, the one true soda. (happy thread?!)
« Reply #120965 on: February 06, 2014, 07:35:30 pm »

Red velvet hot chocolate. It's like drinking a cake.
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Re: [(•ω•)] Dr. Pepper, the one true soda. (happy thread?!)
« Reply #120966 on: February 06, 2014, 07:39:54 pm »

Red velvet hot chocolate. It's like drinking a cake.
Tell me more sir.
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Re: [(•ω•)] Dr. Pepper, the one true soda. (happy thread?!)
« Reply #120967 on: February 06, 2014, 07:48:24 pm »

Huuuh. I guess you could start with a red velvet batter base? Then figure out a way to thin it without making it taste horrific. Then add chocolate and boil. Boil and add chocolate. Whatever.

What's the appropriate method for liquefying a cake for consumption, anyway? You'd think something like a milkshake (cakeshake) would be doable, m'just not quite sure how. I mean, they've got slurry stuff that's cake flavored, but those tend to taste unilaterally horrific. What I'm saying: Start with actual cake, work way forward.

Couldn't just blend a baked cake, though, I don't think. Well, you could, but the texture would be atrocious. Would have to start somewhere in the batter phase. Maybe... hrm. Maybe if the cake itself was really thick and creamy instead of fluffy or whatever you could work it, I'unno. Wish I had more experience with baking. Confections in general. Near solid red velvet hot chocolate. Is intriguing.
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« Reply #120968 on: February 06, 2014, 07:49:40 pm »

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I like big butts and I cannot lie, but is there some evolutionary reason as to why?

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get vital evolutionary information that acts as a fairly accurate indicator of overall health.

My homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes me so confident of your current well-being, and future child-rearing potential

Some brotha's want to play the "hard" role and say that the butt ain't gold but sexual attraction is a key component of longevity in any relationship and I'm sure that if you have a frank conversation with your mate she will understand and do her best to help you both achieve your goals both inside and outside of the bedroom.
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Re: [(•ω•)] Dr. Pepper, the one true soda. (happy thread?!)
« Reply #120969 on: February 06, 2014, 07:57:47 pm »

That's wonderful. But non-religious people might not bother reading the whole shirt to get the joke. Of course it's just meant to screw with religious people. But how many of your target audience will understand the chemical joke?

Well I obviously would have to cut it down or get funky with the design and there has to be a picture of a Helium atom on it. I'm pretty sure people will get it.

 
this happened

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Why are all the comments deleted

/r/atheism's mods are [le]terally nazis don'tcha know

they won't even allow maymays on there anymore

okay I'm getting too /r/circlejerk here...

Seriously, though, it's because that entire thread was basically an invasion from /r/magicskyfairy. Aalewis originally posting that quote got under -2000 in its time while that got over 2500 because they attached Neil DeGrasse Tyson to it and /r/atheism took the bait like it has never been taken before, which basically proves their point.

Would you mind expanding on this? I feel there is some context here I'm missing but it sounds hilarious.
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Re: [(•ω•)] Dr. Pepper, the one true soda. (happy thread?!)
« Reply #120970 on: February 06, 2014, 08:03:58 pm »

this happened

oh my dawkins
Why are all the comments deleted

/r/atheism's mods are [le]terally nazis don'tcha know

they won't even allow maymays on there anymore

okay I'm getting too /r/circlejerk here...

Seriously, though, it's because that entire thread was basically an invasion from /r/magicskyfairy. Aalewis originally posting that quote got under -2000 in its time while that got over 2500 because they attached Neil DeGrasse Tyson to it and /r/atheism took the bait like it has never been taken before, which basically proves their point.
Can you translate this? It sounds hilarious but I don't know Redditese.
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Re: [(•ω•)] Dr. Pepper, the one true soda. (happy thread?!)
« Reply #120971 on: February 06, 2014, 08:06:10 pm »

This is a very well done song, and it has a whole host of extra connotations to me.
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Re: [(•ω•)] Dr. Pepper, the one true soda. (happy thread?!)
« Reply #120972 on: February 06, 2014, 08:06:41 pm »

Did somebody say.../r/atheism?
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Re: [(•ω•)] Dr. Pepper, the one true soda. (happy thread?!)
« Reply #120973 on: February 06, 2014, 08:22:48 pm »

Hmm... would wraitheism be something like worshiping the Nazgul?

Also it's Curry Day again. By which I mean the day I make the curry, since I eat it all day erry day. A giant bowl of (even better this time) cheeseburger curry and a mug of hot tea make fine accompaniments to unreasonably awesome episodes of anime.
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Re: [(•ω•)] Dr. Pepper, the one true soda. (happy thread?!)
« Reply #120974 on: February 06, 2014, 08:25:12 pm »

It's more like wratheism - the worship of one's righteous fury.
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