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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14547047 times)

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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124500 on: March 20, 2014, 09:22:41 am »

You will, of course, be RPing as yourself, right?

My happy is that I have approximately one full-length hair on my chin. Until further notice, I will be calling it my goatee and stroking it while  chuckling evilly.
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124501 on: March 20, 2014, 09:44:15 am »

Received a text message from the ex the other day:

"The kids are building a cardboard time machine powered by tomatoes."


That's how you know you haven't completely fucked up as a parent.  :D
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124502 on: March 20, 2014, 10:03:53 am »

Hooray~ :D

* kaijyuu hopes his future kids do similar things.


Though knowing my wife, they'll probably be sacrificing tomatoes to dark gods instead.
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124503 on: March 20, 2014, 10:04:35 am »

Received a text message from the ex the other day:

"The kids are building a cardboard time machine powered by tomatoes."


That's how you know you haven't completely fucked up as a parent.  :D
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124504 on: March 20, 2014, 10:24:22 am »

Had a pretty nice evening with my crush. We sat in her basement and watched a few movies together, and had dinner with her parents. Got about halfway through the second movie before her parents gave me the boot, and only then because they had to give me a ride home and didn't want to be up so late to do so. She was quite disappointed that I had to leave so early ;).
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124505 on: March 20, 2014, 11:28:34 am »

Why do you keep calling her 'crush'? Sounds like she's your girlfriend to me...
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124506 on: March 20, 2014, 12:00:44 pm »

Last time we had any sort of discussion in that direction, she made sure to say we were "friends". Since we haven't yet said anything different, I don't consider us to be anything more yet. I should probably have a serious talk with her soon about that, though.

I guess the difference between "friends" and "boyfriend/girlfriend" is that the latter tends to have more hugging, kissing, and Iloveyous than the former.
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124507 on: March 20, 2014, 12:09:44 pm »

Okay, maybe I just read too much into that 'stay longer' bit :P
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124508 on: March 20, 2014, 12:38:45 pm »

Hooray~ :D

* kaijyuu hopes his future kids do similar things.


Though knowing my wife, they'll probably be sacrificing tomatoes to dark gods instead.
I only wish I had photos.

S'okay, my kids finally met my significant other for the first time a few weeks ago. My son (who just turned 4) immediately began telling her about dragons who shoot blood from their eyes (horned toads, actually) and how if you're going to cook them, you have to make sure all the blood is out first so they're okay to cook.

A. I have no idea WHERE THE FUCK he came up with that.
B. I have no idea why he would just start telling this to a (relative) stranger.
C. She thought it was adorable rather than incredibly disturbing.

This is how my kids are. I hope they never outgrow that weirdness.  :P
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124509 on: March 20, 2014, 01:02:29 pm »

Considering this is Bay 12, the idea of a dragon shooting out blood from its eyes doesn't seem all that outlandish to me. :P
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124510 on: March 20, 2014, 01:15:37 pm »

So, DF.

Six more things, bug fixes, and BOOM a steaming pile of !!Dwarf Fortress!!
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124511 on: March 20, 2014, 01:18:31 pm »

The creator of Worm has started a new web serial for me to sink tremendous amounts of time into reading!
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124512 on: March 20, 2014, 01:27:45 pm »

My son (who just turned 4) immediately began telling her about dragons who shoot blood from their eyes (horned toads, actually) and how if you're going to cook them, you have to make sure all the blood is out first so they're okay to cook.
That sort of made my day :P

That and the fact that I'm feeling rather great today. No idea why, but yay! (Well, actually I do have a suspicion but I can't really be arsed to put it into words properly because when it comes to this specific sort of thing (not happy things in general) I'm fairly bad at putting it into words.)
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124513 on: March 20, 2014, 01:38:54 pm »

Hooray~ :D

* kaijyuu hopes his future kids do similar things.


Though knowing my wife, they'll probably be sacrificing tomatoes to dark gods instead.
I only wish I had photos.

S'okay, my kids finally met my significant other for the first time a few weeks ago. My son (who just turned 4) immediately began telling her about dragons who shoot blood from their eyes (horned toads, actually) and how if you're going to cook them, you have to make sure all the blood is out first so they're okay to cook.

A. I have no idea WHERE THE FUCK he came up with that.
B. I have no idea why he would just start telling this to a (relative) stranger.
C. She thought it was adorable rather than incredibly disturbing.

This is how my kids are. I hope they never outgrow that weirdness.  :P
I normally really dislike kids, but I love stuff like that. My cousin told me last Christmas that Santa had the ability to shoot lasers from his eyes and would soon rampage through the little Christmas diorama at my grandmother's house.
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Re: [!!PIZZA!!] CAN YOU GUESS WHAT, ITS A MYSTERY (happy thread?!)
« Reply #124514 on: March 20, 2014, 02:09:34 pm »

So, turns out I do have emotions. Cool.
What's it like?
The specific experience was less than pleasant, but it's god to know I'm not a sociopath.
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