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Author Topic: [Poi~] Poi is once again permitted (Happy thread)  (Read 7827349 times)

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125940 on: April 09, 2014, 10:14:05 pm »

Nnngar Shameless plug for a mafia game I'm doing.
I don't like advertising my games.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125941 on: April 09, 2014, 10:16:30 pm »

Nnngar Shameless plug for a mafia game I'm doing.
I don't like advertising my games.
^I WHOLEHEARTEDLY APPROVE OF THIS^
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125942 on: April 09, 2014, 10:59:20 pm »

Nifty, now he needs to make one ride a unicycle.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125943 on: April 10, 2014, 04:06:22 am »

On this day years ago a boy was born, his parents would name him John and he would go on to become a well known football coach.

Years later a boy was born who would go on to become Steelmagic. In other words and it's also John Madden's birthday if you care.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2014, 04:14:05 am by Steelmagic »
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125944 on: April 10, 2014, 05:02:32 am »

If python_exam_results>99:
     Print "if C# was Lego, and Java was Duplo,
     Python would be mud."
Elif python_exam_results>50:
     Print "having incorrect parsing with patches of decent code
     is a pass what even is this a joke"
Else:
     Print "there is no else.
     Only a retarded three-fingered hamster could fail at this."
Stop ()
« Last Edit: April 10, 2014, 05:04:43 am by Tack »
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125945 on: April 10, 2014, 05:24:04 am »

On this day years ago a boy was born, his parents would name him John and he would go on to become a well known football coach.

Years later a boy was born who would go on to become Steelmagic. In other words and it's also John Madden's birthday if you care.
It is John Madden birthday. This means that John Madden will likely be celebrating his birthday, because it is his birthday. Because Steelmagic is born in the same day as John Madden, this means that today is also his birthday. He is likely going to be celebrating his birthday. People celebrate birthday. I am not John Madden, but this paragraph is a reference to John Madden. His name is John Madden, you see. It could be about another John Madden, but it is not. This is about John Madden who is a coach, because he is well known. He is well known because he is John Madden.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125946 on: April 10, 2014, 07:38:11 am »

Today one of my threads has managed to reach the #1 thread status on another forums, beating the one-year-long tyranny of another thread in under two months.
Hype > Anger
:D

It's nowhere near the size of THIS thread, but still. :P
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125947 on: April 10, 2014, 07:48:21 am »

-hating on Madden snip-
Not one for handegg? Or just sportsball in general?


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I managed to talk my tutor into letting me go it solo, so I've got roughly 11 hours to write 1500 words, researched and cited and blah.

But it's only 1500 words, and I feel I should be able to churn that crap out.
I'm freaking PUMPED. LET'S DO THIS.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125948 on: April 10, 2014, 07:51:23 am »

My cakeday as well! Huh. What are the odds? actually curious here.

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125949 on: April 10, 2014, 08:08:36 am »

Not 1/365. You could run the numbers and check, if someone else hasn't, but you'd have to account for seasonal birthing patterns (which may or may not vary by culture and/or region) and leap years.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125950 on: April 10, 2014, 08:58:38 am »

Today was new comic book day.
I picked up the first issue of Stray Bullets: Killers, since I enjoyed #41 of Stray Bullets so much.
It's awesome- I'm going to have to buy the collection and read the previous 40 issues. Issue 41 somehow packed in an entire storyline, letting you get to know the characters, serving up plenty of tasty action, and resolving the conflict in the number of pages it takes most comics to do a scene or two. :)
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125951 on: April 10, 2014, 09:51:04 am »

I don't think it's hate, so much as "Dude talks funny / says obvious shit."

"Now there's a guy, there's a guy... There's a guy that, when he wears glasses, he can see better!" is a running joke from me mum whenever he comes up in conversation. :P
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125952 on: April 10, 2014, 10:05:45 am »

Some actual John Madden quotes:

Hereís a guy who when he runs, he moves faster.

When you have great players, playing great, well thatís great football!

When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.

The defense should be expecting a run or a pass here. (for non-football people, these are basically the only two categories of play other than special teams stuff like kickoffs and punts)

The Dallas Cowboys have 2 types of plays in their playbook. Passing plays, and running plays. (see above)

Mark Brunell usually likes to soak his balls before a rainy game. (I understand what he was trying to say, but LOLWTF)

Hereís a guy, hereís a guy who when he puts his contacts in, he can see better (that was the actual quote)

Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, theyíre bigger than everybody else, and thatís what makes them the biggest guys on the field.

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game.

If the quarterback throws the ball in the endzone and the wide receiver catches it, itís a touchdown. (This akin to saying "If the forward kicks the ball in the net, and the goalie doesn't stop it, it's a goal.")



I think he's sort of the Don Cherry of American football -- if Don Cherry weren't a raging asshole. I dunno, maybe Barry Melrose would be a better analogy.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125953 on: April 10, 2014, 10:19:50 am »

Boom!
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #125954 on: April 10, 2014, 10:23:19 am »

Supposedly, part of the reason for his redundant commentary is that he tends to say fuck a lot and he's trying really hard not to.
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