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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14375973 times)

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126255 on: April 09, 2014, 05:36:33 pm »

There is a Japanese company out there that will sell you your own giant mecha for ~$1.3 million.
Ordinarily, I'd dismiss "the vehicle of everyone's wildest dreams" as a silly description that's just marketing. I think they nailed it here, though.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126256 on: April 09, 2014, 05:43:04 pm »

There is a Japanese company out there that will sell you your own giant mecha for ~$1.3 million.
What in the fuck
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126257 on: April 09, 2014, 06:27:47 pm »

You even get a chaingun.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126258 on: April 09, 2014, 06:30:30 pm »

There is a Japanese company out there that will sell you your own giant mecha for ~$1.3 million.
This is amazing. The practicality and where you would use it don't matter because it's a giant fucking mecha.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126259 on: April 09, 2014, 08:28:43 pm »

There is a Japanese company out there that will sell you your own giant mecha for ~$1.3 million.
I remember hearing about this a couple of years ago when it was in development. Of course, the "smile shot" feature means that the JSDF's deadliest mechatroopers won't be some grizzled, grimdark veterans, they'll be a platoon of giggling kawaii schoolgirls.

Which now that I think about it, would seem completely and totally normal to Japan based on their pop culture for say, the last 30 years.  :o

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126260 on: April 09, 2014, 08:32:44 pm »

That site translates funny. I keep getting something about Vaudeville, whyever the heck it's capitalized.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126261 on: April 09, 2014, 08:41:33 pm »

That site translates funny. I keep getting something about Vaudeville, whyever the heck it's capitalized.
Maybe one of the models comes with a pie-thrower.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126262 on: April 09, 2014, 08:44:36 pm »

There is a Japanese company out there that will sell you your own giant mecha for ~$1.3 million.
This is amazing. The practicality and where you would use it don't matter because it's a giant fucking mecha.
I wonder what the people thought it was when they drove through that intersection.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126264 on: April 09, 2014, 09:34:22 pm »

Nifty, now he needs to make one ride a unicycle.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126265 on: April 09, 2014, 10:14:05 pm »

Nnngar Shameless plug for a mafia game I'm doing.
I don't like advertising my games.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126266 on: April 09, 2014, 10:16:30 pm »

Nnngar Shameless plug for a mafia game I'm doing.
I don't like advertising my games.
^I WHOLEHEARTEDLY APPROVE OF THIS^
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126267 on: April 09, 2014, 10:59:20 pm »

Nifty, now he needs to make one ride a unicycle.
Until they can make a robot that can do this, Humanity wins. Of course, if it is made, as long as humans made it, we still win.
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126268 on: April 10, 2014, 04:06:22 am »

On this day years ago a boy was born, his parents would name him John and he would go on to become a well known football coach.

Years later a boy was born who would go on to become Steelmagic. In other words and it's also John Madden's birthday if you care.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2014, 04:14:05 am by Steelmagic »
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Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #126269 on: April 10, 2014, 05:02:32 am »

If python_exam_results>99:
     Print "if C# was Lego, and Java was Duplo,
     Python would be mud."
Elif python_exam_results>50:
     Print "having incorrect parsing with patches of decent code
     is a pass what even is this a joke"
Else:
     Print "there is no else.
     Only a retarded three-fingered hamster could fail at this."
Stop ()
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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.
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