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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14383039 times)

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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130905 on: June 07, 2014, 05:09:17 pm »

so my first impression upon reading the explanation of bears in the gay community in poem is THAT THE METER IS ALL WRONG AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS AWFUL.
it's a Russian meter :P
Is this why the West can't have nice things? Why do I know what a petrachan sonnet is? I want to return to the blissful ignorance from when teletubbies and custard were all I needed to feel intellectually stimulated!
The poem isn't that bad really and it accomplishes the goal it set out to do Jesus Christ I can't even stop analaysing in footnotes. I pray that when I next wake up I will be able to feed ducks without shouting at how awful their courtship starategies are.

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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130906 on: June 07, 2014, 05:32:30 pm »

Cmega3, good for you! And keep safe, and good luck, and all the other things.

By the way, you'd make a terrific joke teller - that intro was outstanding!
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130907 on: June 07, 2014, 06:05:58 pm »

On purpose?
N-no...
It was just 3 days ago when my friends and I were doing the mature thing you do by thinking of all the tv show, video game and movie titles we could transform into porno titles. The only unoriginal one there was was saving Ryan's privates, but we came up with a host of quality pornos like Matrix: I'm loaded, Home not alone, Pacific Rimming and our winner that ended the competition; Cloudy with a chance of balls. We took about 50 minutes of titles to get to that. There was a mighty amount of titles in between.

I'm also happy to have done my part to make evryone go shun themselves.

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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130908 on: June 07, 2014, 06:40:33 pm »

On purpose?
N-no...
It was just 3 days ago when my friends and I were doing the mature thing you do by thinking of all the tv show, video game and movie titles we could transform into porno titles. The only unoriginal one there was was saving Ryan's privates, but we came up with a host of quality pornos like Matrix: I'm loaded, Home not alone, Pacific Rimming and our winner that ended the competition; Cloudy with a chance of balls. We took about 50 minutes of titles to get to that. There was a mighty amount of titles in between.

I'm also happy to have done my part to make evryone go shun themselves.
I still like the title Lovely Boning.
Also I just lked to search stupid titles on Google when I was younger, and I wasn't even thinking about porn.
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130909 on: June 07, 2014, 07:59:57 pm »

(removed some stuff.  please stick to the guidelines and ride the respect train.)
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130910 on: June 07, 2014, 08:23:09 pm »

Wake to the early morning, see the sun rising. The night casts its colors of purple dark, shadows fall to auburn bloom.
Songbirds chirp and tweet and whistle, there's an owl with a subtle call. 5am, my senses bristle, and wake to the morning song.

\o/ Always loved this simple joy.
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130911 on: June 07, 2014, 08:33:23 pm »

Just finished up what was apparently a 6.5 hour bike ride around Seattle. So much for keeping it under three, hah. Got to check an apartment, stumbled across some interesting stuff I wasn't expecting like how I played a couple pick up gangs of ping-pong (I really love that this city has free public ping pong tables and the sort of people where this is a real possibility every time you go out even if you're just wandering aimlessly)

My body is sore, but it has been a wonderful day. :)
« Last Edit: June 07, 2014, 08:42:39 pm by GlyphGryph »
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130912 on: June 07, 2014, 08:35:55 pm »

To me, "bike ride" implies going out to ride your bike, express purpose. So I was going to say like "Holy shit, 6.5 hours on a bike, do you even HAVE an ass anymore?"

But no, it seems to be more of a city-venture, only with a bike to transport instead of a car, bus, or feet. I am disappointed. I WANT YOUR ASS SORE, MISTER!
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130913 on: June 07, 2014, 08:38:16 pm »

I finally got around to making that animuuu version of me:
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It looks... actually more like me than I thought it would. A little thin, but that's chibi kawaii sutairu desu~ for you. And the sunglasses and jacket are actually pretty damn close to the real ones.
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« Reply #130914 on: June 07, 2014, 08:45:04 pm »

To me, "bike ride" implies going out to ride your bike, express purpose. So I was going to say like "Holy shit, 6.5 hours on a bike, do you even HAVE an ass anymore?"
Hey now, 6 hours of that ride was totally spent ON the bike. 2 hours to get to the apartment to check it out, 15 minutes to do so, an hour back when I stumble across the free ping pong table, 15 minutes for 2 games of ping pong and some messing around, an hour back, realizing I forgot my helmet at the ping pong table, an hour BACK to the ping ping table, and then an hour back to here.

And there was maybe like 20 minutes in there trying desperately to find a way to refill my water bottle but that was also mostly done on the bike.
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130915 on: June 07, 2014, 08:46:56 pm »

This is a high quality animu of IronTomato and a female human in 2014. IronTomato is sweeping the human off her feet. The human is melting.
I'm disappointed that nobody said anything about this. A lot of thought went into that sentence, senpai.

...In other news, I got to mow the field earlier. The grass smells awesome, and there are fireflies outside 'n' everything. Living in the sticks is great in the springtime.
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130916 on: June 07, 2014, 08:49:09 pm »

This is a high quality animu of IronTomato and a female human in 2014. IronTomato is sweeping the human off her feet. The human is melting.
I'm disappointed that nobody said anything about this. A lot of thought went into that sentence, senpai.
I did. In my mind. When you posted it. There's so much I withhold to post...
So I was confused on that tiny tidbit there.
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130917 on: June 07, 2014, 08:51:00 pm »

Turns out that IronTomato actually has some form of heat-vision, and uses it to melt people into puddles of proteins and calcium.

The monster.
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130918 on: June 07, 2014, 09:40:53 pm »

* Objective is totally fine with getting their ass sore if you know what I mean
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Re: [ ヽ(゜Q。)ノ] ONEEESAAAMAAAAAAA (Happy thread?!?!)
« Reply #130919 on: June 07, 2014, 09:48:48 pm »

* Objective is totally fine with getting their ass sore if you know what I mean
IS THAT YOUR.....OBJECTIVE?!??!?!?! :P
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