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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14382541 times)

Tawa

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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #135362 on: July 21, 2014, 04:43:43 pm »

* Tawarochir takes a page out of MZ's notebook, glues it into his spellbook, and uses the Maximum Zero Punch to punch Alev into the sun

FER SCIENCE

AND MORGAN FREEMAN
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #135363 on: July 21, 2014, 05:42:59 pm »

I'm MaximumZero, and I approve this message.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #135364 on: July 21, 2014, 08:33:10 pm »

* Tawarochir takes a page out of MZ's notebook, glues it into his spellbook, and uses the Maximum Zero Punch to punch Alev into the sun

FER SCIENCE

AND MORGAN FREEMAN

Gah, saw a trailer for a movie he's in today. "Lucy" its apparently based on the premise that "human beings only use 10% of their brains" and this Lucy chick is slowly increasing the percentage of that and gaining psychic supapowas and generally making the military piss itself.

WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND THAT PHRASE MEANS PEOPLE USE 10% *AT ANY ONE TIME*?

As in, I'm using 10% right now, and in the next second I'll be using a DIFFERENT 10%.

Anyway, back to happies.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #135365 on: July 21, 2014, 08:36:24 pm »

Is even *that* still true though? I thought even that had been kind of "errr... not really..."'d.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #135366 on: July 21, 2014, 08:38:39 pm »

Mythbusters have proven that you use a larger percentage than that while sleeping.

Also, this guy.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #135367 on: July 21, 2014, 08:39:28 pm »

I was very surprised that Morgan Freeman took a role in that movie, given his connection to real-life science.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #135368 on: July 21, 2014, 08:44:16 pm »

I was very surprised that Morgan Freeman took a role in that movie, given his connection to real-life science.
It'd be like Bill Nye narrating a creationist video, or Kate Mulgrew narrating a flat-earth video*.

*this one actually happened...
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #135369 on: July 21, 2014, 08:54:30 pm »

* Tawarochir takes a page out of MZ's notebook, glues it into his spellbook, and uses the Maximum Zero Punch to punch Alev into the sun

FER SCIENCE

AND MORGAN FREEMAN

Gah, saw a trailer for a movie he's in today. "Lucy" its apparently based on the premise that "human beings only use 10% of their brains" and this Lucy chick is slowly increasing the percentage of that and gaining psychic supapowas and generally making the military piss itself.

WHY DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND THAT PHRASE MEANS PEOPLE USE 10% *AT ANY ONE TIME*?

As in, I'm using 10% right now, and in the next second I'll be using a DIFFERENT 10%.

Anyway, back to happies.
Also, it's completely bollocks. You use all your brain all the time. It's better to think of neurons similarly to a heartbeat; they can go faster or slower, but have a general baseline of activity all the time. It's the aggregate patterns of that fast and slow activity which make up our minds. You can fire them all really fast at once though. That's called a seizure.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #135370 on: July 21, 2014, 08:56:18 pm »

I was very surprised that Morgan Freeman took a role in that movie, given his connection to real-life science.
It'd be like Bill Nye narrating a creationist video, or Kate Mulgrew narrating a flat-earth video*.

*this one actually happened...
Money, dear boy. Plus its just a silly movie, like Wanted. Or Oblivion. Or...
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« Reply #135371 on: July 21, 2014, 08:56:52 pm »

This post has been claimed for my sigtext.

In other words, congratulations! You found my sigtext!

I'll leave my real Forum Comedy Medal here:
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Some other stuff:
What, you think InsanityIncarnate can't interdimensionally punch your stomach asunder?
I hope that this doesn't turn into another sig war.
Java's more object-oriented than a sitcom sleazeball.
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I've heard of a fad war....
But a fad whore?
Well, you're a first II.
Why did the most powerful ring in the world have it's effect changed from 'Awesome Death Punches' to 'Go to spirit world for a bit'? It would have been awesome to see a hobbit drop kick sauron to death.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #135372 on: July 21, 2014, 08:57:54 pm »

Broken Arrow.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #135373 on: July 21, 2014, 08:58:53 pm »

Ah, well sorry, guess I'm not fully up to date on my neuroscience.
Would work on that, but college is an expensive thing and BFEL has to take care of his Matriarch. I am now wondering how she would respond if I started referring to her solely as "Matriarch"

You are probably now wondering this about your own Matriarch.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #135374 on: July 21, 2014, 09:03:53 pm »

Ah, well sorry, guess I'm not fully up to date on my neuroscience.
Would work on that, but college is an expensive thing and BFEL has to take care of his Matriarch. I am now wondering how she would respond if I started referring to her solely as "Matriarch"

You are probably now wondering this about your own Matriarch.
I would be, but I don't have a Matriarch. I just have a droopy bag of pus and wrinkles.
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