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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14377708 times)

Tawa

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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138465 on: August 22, 2014, 06:22:45 pm »

Watching the cheesy old Batman show earlier.

Robin sneaks into a castle with a 3-foot wall. He wanders around a little, and we see this little sign that says "Killer bee hive tripwire". It's next to a bright white string, which is connected to the fakest beehive ever made.

Robin, like a true idiot, stumbles over it and falls down next to the hive. Some chick walks over, and suddenly, the funny thing happens.

The fakest bee ever made-- ONE bee-- comes out on a little wire. The bee is visibly made out of fabric, about two inches long, has these huuuuge felt wings, and has visible, white eyes. You should probably look it up, because it just looks so friggin' ridiculous.

Anyway, the bee lands on Robin and the chick tells Robin that it's the "east African death bee" and he will die if it stings him. EXCEPT IT HAS NO STINGER, JUST SOME FOLDED YELLOW FABRIC.

Of course, a few seconds later Robin is revealed to have taken an "east African death bee antidote".

Other highlights include Batman making "death fog" disappear with a can of hairspray, Batman making a length of convenient rope be pulled into the sky using "the ancient Indian rope trick" (aka an offscreen wire) and weedy little Alfred gently nudging gates open that Batman and Robin had struggled with.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138466 on: August 22, 2014, 06:29:19 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AhNvLyXZ8A

It's much more intense than I thought.

DONT MOVE ROBIN OH GOD PLEASE
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138468 on: August 22, 2014, 07:01:27 pm »

I don't know what you're talking about, that bee was terrifying.

Or at least bees have now become conceptually terrifying because, y'know, Skitter.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138469 on: August 22, 2014, 10:24:33 pm »

♬ I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole... ♩
^Best song to have playing in the background while strip-mining for the Bay12 Dwarven settlement.
I've always sound a certain Savatage song to be more fitting, but whatever floats your boat.
Thanks for reminding me that I need to get back into DF.  :D
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138470 on: August 22, 2014, 10:38:06 pm »

Playing Cards Against Humanity in a group of 17 people.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138471 on: August 22, 2014, 11:37:10 pm »

♬ I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole... ♩
^Best song to have playing in the background while strip-mining for the Bay12 Dwarven settlement.
Now you got me hearing it.
Despite it not playing in any music player nearby ._.
Thanks Cmega.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138473 on: August 23, 2014, 12:02:56 am »

I have actually learned something from training.  So many things I would have loved to know earlier.

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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138474 on: August 23, 2014, 12:08:03 am »

I have actually learned something from training.  So many things I would have loved to know earlier.

i knew that it was called the charms bar and the thing about the clock those others i did not know that ctrl+L one seems dam handy though thanks greiger
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« Reply #138475 on: August 23, 2014, 12:14:31 am »

Really really helpful for walking people through tasks over the phone.  Others are run commands for inetcpl.cpl and ncpa.cpl.  But those are harder to remember and less useful for people who know what they are doing.

The clock thing I just learned because my supervisor recommended switching everything on our system to PDT and military time.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138476 on: August 23, 2014, 12:23:05 am »

I FINALLY SURPASSED JAPA AND AM RANKED NUMBER 10 FOR LARGEST TOTAL TIME LOGGED IN
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138477 on: August 23, 2014, 12:44:24 am »

And there was much rejoicing.

yay.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138478 on: August 23, 2014, 12:48:23 am »

* LordSlowpoke stares

you've been here so long and you still haven't done jack shit

that's not a happy thread thing
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138479 on: August 23, 2014, 12:48:56 am »

Don't worry Japa, we still love you even though you are no longer top 10.  I'm pretty sure you have a place of honor on the wall of awesome utility people in most DF players' homes.
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