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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14319920 times)

Tack

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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138750 on: August 26, 2014, 02:05:36 pm »

I LOVE shameless plugs.
I also do them, and I am almost slightly ashamed of this.
Seriously sometimes they're what keep FGRP alive.

In the future it will be all "Oh it doesn't even have motion controls" "Oh it uses a controller?  Lame" "It's barely even 3d!"  "You can't even see the sweat on mario's face!" "It doesn't support the google subdermal experience?  No point playing."   "I don't play games unless it's CoD 54 or up. You wouldn't last 2 seconds in the Saturn ring wars scrub."
I dunno, upon first seeing the rain effects in Crysis 1, I thought 'This is the point where game graphics reaches the final curve before obtaining the level of definition only given unto us by reality. The exponential graph has reached the final sliver and the final jump- the minute millenium, whereupon our rendering can only be made so much better, our fractals only so much more clustered. So is our kind doomed to ache and strive, burying all that we knew of graphics only to be perpetually This Close to perfection- a milestone which could spell the doom of humanity if surpassed. Woe unto us, for whilst we believe that the golden age of games has ended, the truth we fear to accept is that the golden age of graphics has only yet begun.'

Of course on the way from my brain to my mouth it translated into something like "My F*cking God That's Pretty, Look At How Pretty This Sh*t Is."


tl;dr I'd still play Crysis and weep, and it was made in 2007.
Gap of 7 years. Go look at the original Unreal Tournament for a similar year-gap.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138751 on: August 26, 2014, 02:58:14 pm »

In the future it will be all "Oh it doesn't even have motion controls" "Oh it uses a controller?  Lame" "It's barely even 3d!"  "You can't even see the sweat on mario's face!" "It doesn't support the google subdermal experience?  No point playing."   "I don't play games unless it's CoD 54 or up. You wouldn't last 2 seconds in the Saturn ring wars scrub."
"You mean you have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy."

A year and (slightly under) a month guys.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138752 on: August 26, 2014, 03:21:27 pm »

Cat videos.
That is all.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138754 on: August 26, 2014, 05:03:46 pm »

I finally understand the therapeutic effects of the 'ignore user' function
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138755 on: August 26, 2014, 05:10:18 pm »

I finally understand the therapeutic effects of the 'ignore user' function
But won't that lead to confusing half conversation and such?
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138756 on: August 26, 2014, 05:13:11 pm »

I finally understand the therapeutic effects of the 'ignore user' function
But won't that lead to confusing half conversation and such?
Nah, it looks like this:
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« Reply #138757 on: August 26, 2014, 05:15:50 pm »

Does it ignore quotes from that user, too?
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« Reply #138758 on: August 26, 2014, 05:16:13 pm »

nope
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« Reply #138759 on: August 26, 2014, 05:18:43 pm »

Does it ignore quotes from that user, too?

Only if you are also ignoring the user quoting the other ignored user
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138760 on: August 26, 2014, 05:19:59 pm »

I finally understand the therapeutic effects of the 'ignore user' function
But won't that lead to confusing half conversation and such?
Nah, it looks like this:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ah I see, thanks.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138761 on: August 26, 2014, 05:21:53 pm »

I'm going to fucking drown in knowledge this semester. Feels good. I'm still not entirely sure how I wound up taking a course on International Law, but I'm both wildly unprepared and highly motivated to get prepared by the time exams roll around. And on days I'm not doing that, I have all manner of computer science classes I have no business being in to study for. :3
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“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138762 on: August 26, 2014, 05:30:51 pm »

My brother's math teacher gave him an assignment to get the number 10 given 2, 0, 1 and 4. I came up with two:

Quote from: One

Take the function f(x) such that f(7)==10

f(2+0+1+4)==10

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A(2,4)-1+0==10

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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138763 on: August 26, 2014, 05:32:18 pm »

How about min{0,1,2,4} + 10?
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Re: [╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /] BURRITOTOWN RETURNS?!?! (Happy thread!)
« Reply #138764 on: August 26, 2014, 05:33:14 pm »

2(0+4+1) ?
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