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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14322087 times)

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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #140295 on: September 13, 2014, 04:02:19 pm »

You know I just thought of something.

Greek and Norse mythology both have pantheons of gods that honestly live rather normal lives.
They have their own houses and semi-responsibilities. They get into petty fight over mortals that nobody honestly cares about, they're constantly dealing with frost giants messing with their shit.

Why has nobody made an RP of this? It's perfect. It's practically a sitcom of its own.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #140296 on: September 13, 2014, 04:03:42 pm »

You know I just thought of something.

Greek and Norse mythology both have pantheons of gods that honestly live rather normal lives.
They have their own houses and semi-responsibilities. They get into petty fight over mortals that nobody honestly cares about, they're constantly dealing with frost giants messing with their shit.

Why has nobody made an RP of this? It's perfect. It's practically a sitcom of its own.
Saturday Morning Sitcom when?

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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #140297 on: September 13, 2014, 04:05:04 pm »

I, for one, frequently have problems with frost giants.
:P
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #140298 on: September 13, 2014, 04:12:31 pm »

It's not just Greek and Norse; all polytheistic religions have that. Really, all mythology is is the story of super-powerful beings fucking up the cosmos for petty bullshit reasons.

And I would be totally up for an RP of that.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #140299 on: September 13, 2014, 04:56:35 pm »

You guys have problems with frost giants?

I haven't had problems since I figured out that they either count as 'wild animals' due to their ferocity, 'aquatic creatures' due to their ice anatomy, or 'robbers' because they're trying to take my crap, so I just cast the spell built to stop them and continued with my life.

:P

On a more serious note, I always thought that polytheistic myths were cool because they were about hugely powerful dudes beating the stuffing out of each other in creative and painful ways or about them doing wacky, spur-of-the-moment stuff to save people/places/other gods, rather than (in the monotheistic style) some lonely guy who thinks that people who don't like them should get electrocuted or eaten by locusts.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #140300 on: September 13, 2014, 05:29:02 pm »

Pretty sure we've already had at least one or two RPs/RTDs like that, it's just that they all fall into the same spiral of escalation because unlike fictional all-too-human deities, forumgoers prone to munchkinery aren't going to be stalwart defenders of the status quo. Or, y'know, not abusing power to the utmost.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #140301 on: September 13, 2014, 05:50:44 pm »

It's my dad's birthday party! 

So much family, so much alcohol.

Yay fun. Yay 15-year-old drunk cousins.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #140302 on: September 13, 2014, 06:04:37 pm »

wait what

underage drinking...

Niiiice.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #140303 on: September 13, 2014, 06:21:09 pm »

It's Europe.

Drinking ages are different. I think that Germany and France don't have them, although I may be wrong.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #140304 on: September 13, 2014, 06:44:43 pm »

I decided on what happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object. Use Risk rules, defender wins. Easy.

I solved a problem today!
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #140305 on: September 13, 2014, 06:54:41 pm »

I figured an antimatter explosion resulted :v
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #140306 on: September 13, 2014, 07:03:19 pm »

That's only if a one or twenty is rolled.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #140307 on: September 13, 2014, 07:06:45 pm »

No, no, the universe has a +22 modifier, so it's only if a twenty or a negative 11 is rolled.
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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #140308 on: September 13, 2014, 07:09:34 pm »

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Re: [???] What do they kno? Snoooooooooo (Happy thread)
« Reply #140309 on: September 13, 2014, 07:12:07 pm »

Now the question is, how high have you scored on the OOC and Funny Quotes Thread Scoreboard?  My score is 6.
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