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[Darvi]

348d 9h 44m. It's not time since registering, it's how much time you spend logged in and active on the board.

Ohey I'm this close to a year now.

Also apparently I'm still in the top ten posters? Come on I gave up on that shit ages ago doesn't anybody else have any ambition?

[Andux]

Go talk to her Y'all will learn anxiety may be mutual and/or self-restrained!

I plan on giving it another go next time I see her; hopefully, I can skip the whole standing-around-awkwardly-for-15-minutes part this time and just go straight to the sitting-there-awkwardly-with-no-idea-what-to-say-next bit.

inb4 thing she said was code for the bomb under your house

inl8rthan ~40% chance that "it was nice not talking to you" was in there somewhere.

[hops]

SexualLobster and her work never cease to make me both amazed and amazingly uncomfortable.

SexualLobster/GreasyMoose is a he.
And why would it make you feel uncomfortable? There's nothing wrong with the story of an island of depraved... types being released into the world.

Oh, huh. I recall reading that they are a she.

[smjjames]

LOL!

[ggamer]

It is the best music video. Mildly NSFW.

I DO DECLARE

[Helgoland]

-snip-

There's a German joke like this:
A guy has just gotten his driver's license, and his grandfather tells him: "You should do what I did after I got my driver's license: Drive to Paris, get wasted in a club, grab all the ladies' tits, and finally piss on the bouncer and leave without paying."
The guy does as he is told. After three months in jail, he comes back and complains to his grandfather:
"Didn't you get thrown in jail back then?"
"No, they didn't even try... Wait, what were you driving?"
"A Volkswagen."
"Oh, there's your mistake - I was driving a Panzer."

[EnigmaticHat]

That's horrible...

[Helgoland]

I just noticed I told it wrong... It's actually not the driver's license, but his high school diploma equivalent, and he gets there with TUI (a big travel agency), while his father got there with the Wehrmacht. Not a huge difference, but it gives the joke a better flow.

[Vector]

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[Graknorke]

That's horrible...

No it's pretty funny.

[GiglameshDespair]

It made me snort, so yeah, it was pretty funny.

[Flying Dice]

They're both pretty good, yeah. The German one hits a pretty good level of "That's awful...ly funny!"

[Redzephyr01]

I found $20 on the sidewalk today.

[Spehss _]

I found $20 on the sidewalk today.

heh. I've done that. Feels good man.

[MaximumZero]

So it wasn't an actual hallucination. It was a bloody terrible migraine with vestibular features.

yeeeeeessssssss!

Is...is it fixed?