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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14375824 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: [What] Obi wishnowski vs kanmusu? (Happy thread?)
« Reply #157125 on: May 12, 2015, 08:43:30 am »

My father, mother, wife, and I almost died over the weekend. We were in Arkansas, east of Fort Smith, on the Mulberry river floating. It started raining and apparently a tree had fallen across the river while we were going down it, because no one before us had difficulty. We hit the tree in our canoe (My father, wife and I, that is.) And the canoe rolled, pushing my wife and father under the tree into the strong current. I got pinned against the tree, under water but upright and near the surface. They grabbed the swamped canoe and started paddling to get out of the rapids we were in, and I scrambled up and over the canoe to jump in after them. We made it to shore, but we lost a paddle and I almost lost my shoes.

Then we had to walk through dense blackberry brambles and thornbushes that cause severe itching and swelling to get to an abandoned church by a cemetary, where my dad walked alone from there on to get the van and load up our canoe. Sound like a horror movie yet? It gets better.

This goes by without difficulty and we go back to camp, and it's still raining. We're five feet above the water level. After a couple hours, I lay down to go to sleep in my tent with my wife, and within thirty minutes my mother calls to us and says, "The water went up a foot in thirty minutes. We have to go now."

So we loaded up the tents into our trailer, and we all got sopping wet and muddy and insect bitten. Then we drove home, having survived. My wife hit her head pretty good when the canoe rolled, but that was the only real injury sustained. Rough weekend but it ended okay.
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Re: [What] Obi wishnowski vs kanmusu? (Happy thread?)
« Reply #157126 on: May 12, 2015, 08:49:25 am »

Is it weird that I'm starting to go by Sky now IRL? :v

(I'm Asian and therefore I'm obligated to have a simpler English name along with my original one)
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Re: [What] Obi wishnowski vs kanmusu? (Happy thread?)
« Reply #157127 on: May 12, 2015, 08:50:52 am »

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« Last Edit: December 07, 2015, 02:42:49 pm by penguinofhonor »
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Re: [What] Obi wishnowski vs kanmusu? (Happy thread?)
« Reply #157128 on: May 12, 2015, 08:53:41 am »

That's happy thread material, Hans? I guess it does sound pretty exciting.
I'd assume it's because they survived and no-one got seriously hurt, if I read that right.
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Re: [What] Obi wishnowski vs kanmusu? (Happy thread?)
« Reply #157129 on: May 12, 2015, 09:09:26 am »

Not dying horribly is indeed a pretty valid reason to be happy :P
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Re: [What] Obi wishnowski vs kanmusu? (Happy thread?)
« Reply #157130 on: May 12, 2015, 09:25:19 am »

Is it weird that I'm starting to go by Sky now IRL? :v

(I'm Asian and therefore I'm obligated to have a simpler English name along with my original one)
My little sister calls me cag from time to time, so I don't think it's too silly.
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Re: [What] Obi wishnowski vs kanmusu? (Happy thread?)
« Reply #157131 on: May 12, 2015, 09:34:09 am »

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Re: [What] Obi wishnowski vs kanmusu? (Happy thread?)
« Reply #157132 on: May 12, 2015, 09:36:44 am »

The shit's gonna hit the fan whether we like it or not. Dealing with it successfully and not losing everything should be an excuse to be happy for a little while.
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Re: [What] Obi wishnowski vs kanmusu? (Happy thread?)
« Reply #157133 on: May 12, 2015, 09:52:42 am »

Yeah, I felt the same way when I didn't get crushed by a collapsing building in an earthquake.
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« Reply #157134 on: May 12, 2015, 09:55:24 am »

Is it weird that I'm starting to go by Sky now IRL? :v

(I'm Asian and therefore I'm obligated to have a simpler English name along with my original one)
People call me tim all the time in real life... wait...
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Re: [What] Obi wishnowski vs kanmusu? (Happy thread?)
« Reply #157135 on: May 12, 2015, 10:20:19 am »

I tried getting people to call me Tomato but all they did was look at me funny.

[this is a joke, I did not actually do this]
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Re: [What] Obi wishnowski vs kanmusu? (Happy thread?)
« Reply #157136 on: May 12, 2015, 10:22:53 am »

I've changed my name to Operand in a lot of places because my friends were laughing about me calling myself Miauw online :V
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Re: [What] Obi wishnowski vs kanmusu? (Happy thread?)
« Reply #157137 on: May 12, 2015, 10:23:43 am »

I tried getting people to call me Tomato but all they did was look at me funny.
I think it's because they realize you would be hard to eat...
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Re: [What] Obi wishnowski vs kanmusu? (Happy thread?)
« Reply #157138 on: May 12, 2015, 10:40:33 am »

Huh. You know, I've never thought about this, but are nicknames really prevalent in Asian culture? Especially one's with like 50%+ of the same name, like Nguyen?
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Re: [What] Obi wishnowski vs kanmusu? (Happy thread?)
« Reply #157139 on: May 12, 2015, 10:59:24 am »

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