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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14376455 times)

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167265 on: January 12, 2016, 04:41:38 pm »

I have cashed in my final Christmas gift (a gift card). So, here I sit in my poorly-insulated apartment wearing both sweatpants and a hoodie too large for me. Don't worry, those were deliberate decisions - such clothing is best fitted when it is maximum oversized. I am now quite warm, and winter can do nothing about it.

WHAT SAY YOU NOW, SKADI
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167266 on: January 12, 2016, 06:03:23 pm »

Let me tell you about chemical genocide - it feels great.
Eh, I didn't have any anti-fly chemicals around here, and the stores don't have those, either, because it's fucking winter and all normal flies have been sleeping for several months now. So I used my bare hands. Killing flies one by one with a single palm strike (and a little height help from a chair) each certainly leaves you tired, though.
Right now, I'm imagining you karate-chopping your way through a room full of flies. In slo-mo, possibly.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167267 on: January 12, 2016, 06:05:08 pm »

I've finally got tired of the fly infestation in the kitchen and nearby rooms (there were like 50+ of them all over the place) and have enacted the final option on them. There are now, like, two-three flies hiding somewhere.

*insert Bison's YES video here*
I am ashamed of you that you didn't call it the flynal solution.
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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167268 on: January 12, 2016, 06:24:37 pm »

Insert Sabaton.
When flies burn, the flynal solution.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167269 on: January 12, 2016, 06:33:45 pm »

Insert Sabaton.
When flies burn, the flynal solution.

I like how these guys go "You know what would make a kickass power metal song? History. Particualarily, Holocaust. Yeah, let's make that one happen."
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167270 on: January 12, 2016, 06:48:25 pm »

That's their entire motif, is 'Dude history is metal as fuck'
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167271 on: January 12, 2016, 06:53:24 pm »

Let me tell you about chemical genocide - it feels great.
Eh, I didn't have any anti-fly chemicals around here, and the stores don't have those, either, because it's fucking winter and all normal flies have been sleeping for several months now. So I used my bare hands. Killing flies one by one with a single palm strike (and a little height help from a chair) each certainly leaves you tired, though.
I can sympathize after some freakishly tall bitch with a cleaning OCD holocausted my house spiders, causing the moth population to fucking skyrocket during an unusually warm summer and autumn. So many nights just spent crushing them in the air, with a mind sharpened with zen fatality - the Buddha could've become a prince, and how many moths he would've killed...

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167272 on: January 12, 2016, 06:58:01 pm »

That's their entire motif, is 'Dude history is metal as fuck'
Well, it is though. They have a point.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167273 on: January 12, 2016, 06:58:49 pm »

EXACTLY
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167274 on: January 12, 2016, 08:45:06 pm »

Insert Sabaton.
When flies burn, the flynal solution.

I like how these guys go "You know what would make a kickass power metal song? History. Particualarily, Holocaust. Yeah, let's make that one happen."
already been done by Slayer, cannot be surpassed.
This one's about Joseph Mengele, for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_zsJ8KPP0

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167275 on: January 12, 2016, 10:03:18 pm »

There was just a crack of thunder and it sounded amazing.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167276 on: January 12, 2016, 11:44:13 pm »

Insert Sabaton.
When flies burn, the flynal solution.

I like how these guys go "You know what would make a kickass power metal song? History. Particualarily, Holocaust. Yeah, let's make that one happen."
already been done by Slayer, cannot be surpassed.
This one's about Joseph Mengele, for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_zsJ8KPP0

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Except, y'know, that it's Slayer. I'm probably jostling some cultural elbows here, but Slayer is pretty much the epitome of boring, generic metal as far as I'm concerned.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167277 on: January 12, 2016, 11:49:50 pm »

Sabaton is wonderful viking-style swedish power metal and I adore it.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167278 on: January 13, 2016, 02:49:01 am »

wrote a description of go, thought "a competitive version of conway's game of life would be cooler"

well that sure does exist

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167279 on: January 13, 2016, 02:56:42 am »

wrote a description of go, thought "a competitive version of conway's game of life would be cooler"

well that sure does exist
Huh, that's interesting.

Though, can't I break the board by placing loads of methuselahs?
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