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Author Topic: [Why] Sssoomebody once told me- (Happy thread)  (Read 7386517 times)

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #171000 on: January 19, 2016, 06:09:49 pm »

Yeah, people are asking about "under the table", which basically means "discreetly, especially illicitly"
also "blowjobs"
Sounds haraam.
It's complicated

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #171001 on: January 19, 2016, 06:28:02 pm »

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #171002 on: January 19, 2016, 06:29:49 pm »

I don't think blowjobs are particularly complicated, but I might be mistaken.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #171003 on: January 19, 2016, 08:58:01 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBzD9VCaI1A&index=1&list=PLjKGrHT_h6TCdl63BiX2JVDtZYZvgzOJj

The first two verses are very close to my life right now :D

Don't know why it makes me happy, tho... :/
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #171004 on: January 19, 2016, 09:11:42 pm »

It's complicated
Is it?

I actually wondered, and it seems it's perfectly halal. Though it has at times been considered makruh.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #171005 on: January 19, 2016, 11:46:50 pm »

I don't think blowjobs are particularly complicated, but I might be mistaken.

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #171006 on: January 19, 2016, 11:54:58 pm »

Easy to do at all, hard to do really well, I guess. I don't have many data points to extrapolate from though.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #171007 on: January 20, 2016, 12:09:55 am »

Performing oral sex is like thinking rationally: all humans are technically capable of doing so, but most can't do it well and few choose to do so on a daily basis.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #171008 on: January 20, 2016, 12:11:54 am »

Performing oral sex is like thinking rationally: all humans are technically capable of doing so, but most can't do it well and few choose to do so on a daily basis.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #171009 on: January 20, 2016, 12:21:47 am »

I dunno. The latter tends to be abandoned in the heat of the moment, whereas the form-

Oh.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #171010 on: January 20, 2016, 05:39:46 am »

Oh, so it's time of the year that someone should PREPARE THE IMAGE For me.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #171011 on: January 20, 2016, 05:54:23 am »

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« Reply #171012 on: January 20, 2016, 06:41:09 am »

...That actually makes it look creepier.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #171013 on: January 20, 2016, 06:51:37 am »

Now it looks like she's not only worried about the cherry stem poking her in the eye, but the impeding doom of having b12's massive girth crushing her in the next few seconds.

Easy to do at all, hard to do really well, I guess. I don't have many data points to extrapolate from though.

Also this.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #171014 on: January 20, 2016, 08:57:55 am »

Today's happy: good ol' murder spree in Fallout New Vegas (Vault 3, specifically). I almost forgot how invigorating this could be, seeing futile attempts of miserable junkies to counter your shotgun-assisted good times with "All Along The Watchtower" playing in the background.
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