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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14385141 times)

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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #170820 on: April 10, 2016, 07:17:57 pm »

"Putting out a fire" is just a generic term for "fixing what could be numerous problems." I'm the go-to-guy for fixing stuff and phone stuff. Phone stuff is largely hampered by a language barrier because I don't happen to speak Arabic.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #170821 on: April 10, 2016, 07:19:54 pm »

I know, I know, I was just wondering if you had dealt with any customers that managed to set themselves on fire.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #170822 on: April 10, 2016, 07:22:13 pm »

Not yet, but there's a fire extinguisher right behind the door to the back room, so I could deal with that with the same bored/exasperated/checked-out expression retail monkeys like me usually have. I have dealt with both vomit and blood, though.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #170823 on: April 10, 2016, 07:41:44 pm »

I know, I know, I was just wondering if you had dealt with any customers that managed to set themselves on fire.

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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #170824 on: April 10, 2016, 07:43:41 pm »

That's what power loaders are for.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #170825 on: April 10, 2016, 08:00:21 pm »

Not yet, but there's a fire extinguisher right behind the door to the back room, so I could deal with that with the same bored/exasperated/checked-out expression retail monkeys like me usually have.
Spoiler: this amused me (click to show/hide)

I don't know which type of fire extinguisher you have, but foam is clearly the funniest. :v
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #170826 on: April 10, 2016, 08:18:26 pm »

I don't want to operate machinery to destroy things.  I want to hit stuff myself.
Stick a wrecking ball on a long chain, swing it over your head. You may need to become stronger than The Mountain to do so, but fuck it.

It would be neat to be like an anime character with an improbably large weapon.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #170827 on: April 10, 2016, 08:20:31 pm »

Less neat is backstrain.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #170828 on: April 10, 2016, 08:50:30 pm »

Not yet, but there's a fire extinguisher right behind the door to the back room, so I could deal with that with the same bored/exasperated/checked-out expression retail monkeys like me usually have.
Spoiler: this amused me (click to show/hide)

I don't know which type of fire extinguisher you have, but foam is clearly the funniest. :v
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #170829 on: April 10, 2016, 09:05:23 pm »

Less neat is backstrain.

Yes, but if I'm like an anime character, I don't suffer back strain.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #170830 on: April 10, 2016, 10:14:16 pm »

Not yet, but there's a fire extinguisher right behind the door to the back room, so I could deal with that with the same bored/exasperated/checked-out expression retail monkeys like me usually have. I have dealt with both vomit and blood, though.
Vomit and blood? Ooh, do tell.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #170831 on: April 10, 2016, 10:31:38 pm »

I think SalmonGod's enormous anime titties would already take care of any backstrain. Giant phallic objects aren't gonna make it much worse.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #170832 on: April 10, 2016, 10:50:45 pm »

Finally, somebody noticed! :P

Or maybe everyone noticed, but found it too awkward to comment... except Descan, who is immune to awkwardness.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #170833 on: April 10, 2016, 10:59:41 pm »

But skeletons don't into reproductive biology?
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #170834 on: April 10, 2016, 11:07:16 pm »

Don't worry SalmonGod-kun, I noticed you (;
(could not help but laugh while typing that)

I found a very nice 2-hour walking route from my place.  Goes by a pond, a freaking bird sanctuary, a library, and some eateries I know I like (and some I'm interested in trying).

It's not like there's a shortage of nice walking around here, so I'm partially just happy that I'm getting back into it.  Today was definitely chilly but not icy-breath cold, and this is during a cold front.  Exercise season is now.  It was a little rough since I'm so out of shape, but listening to a podcast helped a lot.

But skeletons don't into reproductive biology?
There's a simply hilarious video which begs to differ.  Seems to be the first result for "skeleton porn".  Obviously NSFW.  Though... I guess that's debatable, actually...
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