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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14380124 times)

Dunamisdeos

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Re: [?!?!] What the fuck is tail time (Happy thread)
« Reply #185385 on: May 18, 2018, 01:43:15 pm »

I can wrap a tray of watermelon slices in about 11 to 13 seconds on average. I'm fast and this is pleasing to me. And they come out looking damn close to uniform, like a machine did it.

Like a machine did it, or exactly because a machine did it, you synthetic bastard!

Can you burn machines at the stake? Or will they just catch fire and escape? Asking for a friend.
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Hanslanda

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Re: [?!?!] What the fuck is tail time (Happy thread)
« Reply #185386 on: May 18, 2018, 03:30:01 pm »

Uh no fire is definitely the best way to kill a machine. They will definitely not escape.
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Re: [?!?!] What the fuck is tail time (Happy thread)
« Reply #185387 on: May 18, 2018, 04:35:09 pm »

I have become a favorite of my GM due to how well I RPed a combat encounter, apparently.

Granted, the GM said most of their players wouldn’t be able to tell what would happen if a gun was pointed at them, but praise feels good all the same.
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Re: [?!?!] What the fuck is tail time (Happy thread)
« Reply #185388 on: May 18, 2018, 07:24:55 pm »

I'm pretty much finished with a new Zoo Tycoon walker.

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Yoink

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Re: [?!?!] What the fuck is tail time (Happy thread)
« Reply #185389 on: May 18, 2018, 07:33:06 pm »

I found my kitty! :D :D :D
he found his way back home and went underneath the screen porch to hide from the rain and we were able to lure him out with food and treats :D :D :D
Yay! That's great news! In those situations it's always best to hope for the... best... rather than panicking.
More often than not, kitty will have their adventures and then quickly become distracted by the thought of food. At least in sub/urban areas without a heap of larger predators, and even then most cats are reasonably canny.   
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KittyTac

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Re: [?!?!] What the fuck is tail time (Happy thread)
« Reply #185390 on: May 18, 2018, 10:01:19 pm »

Coating the borders of my garden with pest repellent sort-of works! So, I give my cat tuna for every dead mouse she brings back home, for some context. She was chasing a mouse, the mouse was about to slip under the fence but then turned around into the cat's paws. I feel like she hasn't been getting tuna often enough. :)
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Re: [?!?!] What the fuck is tail time (Happy thread)
« Reply #185391 on: May 19, 2018, 04:46:11 am »

Off to see Sabbat for the first time! :D
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
you need to reconsider your life
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

ChairmanPoo

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Re: [?!?!] What the fuck is tail time (Happy thread)
« Reply #185392 on: May 19, 2018, 05:41:22 am »

Off to see Sabbat for the first time! :D


Yoink is the onemon the right
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: [?!?!] What the fuck is tail time (Happy thread)
« Reply #185393 on: May 19, 2018, 12:52:49 pm »

I'm pretty much finished with a new Zoo Tycoon walker.

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Is noone else happy about this
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FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

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Re: [?!?!] What the fuck is tail time (Happy thread)
« Reply #185394 on: May 19, 2018, 12:55:42 pm »

I'm pretty much finished with a new Zoo Tycoon walker.

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Is noone else happy about this

It's Jesus AT-AT, 'cause I don't see no father.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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Dunamisdeos

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Re: [?!?!] What the fuck is tail time (Happy thread)
« Reply #185395 on: May 19, 2018, 01:05:37 pm »

I'm pretty much finished with a new Zoo Tycoon walker.

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Is noone else happy about this

It's Jesus AT-AT, 'cause I don't see no father.

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FACT I: Post note art is best art.
FACT II: Dunamisdeos is a forum-certified wordsmith.
FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

JoshuaFH

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Re: [?!?!] What the fuck is tail time (Happy thread)
« Reply #185396 on: May 19, 2018, 01:05:56 pm »

I'm pretty much finished with a new Zoo Tycoon walker.

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Is noone else happy about this

"And if you look to your right, you can see the AT-AT, in a recreation of it's natural habitat of the planet Hoth."
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hector13

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Re: [?!?!] What the fuck is tail time (Happy thread)
« Reply #185397 on: May 19, 2018, 01:12:31 pm »

I'm pretty much finished with a new Zoo Tycoon walker.

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Is noone else happy about this

"And if you look to your right, you can see the AT-AT, in a recreation of it's natural habitat of the planet Hoth."

Not to be "that guy" or anything, but there's no shield generator for it to shoot. What sort of zoo doesn't offer that kind of enrichment?
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: [?!?!] What the fuck is tail time (Happy thread)
« Reply #185398 on: May 19, 2018, 01:16:49 pm »

Not to be "that guy" or anything, but there's no shield generator for it to shoot. What sort of zoo doesn't offer that kind of enrichment?

I didn't think of that! I hope PETATAT doesn't find out.
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Re: [?!?!] What the fuck is tail time (Happy thread)
« Reply #185399 on: May 19, 2018, 02:09:48 pm »

"So Mr. Park Inspector, on a scale of 1 to 100, how would you rate the creatures and the enclosure?"

"Eighty! Eighty!"
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