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Author Topic: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)  (Read 8915567 times)

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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190110 on: May 09, 2019, 07:37:56 am »

There was apparently societies out there where getting someone high and then drinking their piss for your own high was a thing.
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190111 on: May 09, 2019, 11:48:12 am »

On the morrow, when the Cancer-star is at it's zenith in the screaming abyss of the sky, a bloody and unnatural ritual shall take place in a sanctified place, splitting asunder the womb of the Chosen and unleashing forth my latest and most powerful spawn yet.

We're going to name him Tobias Leroy or her Clarice Elaine. There will be juice and crackers afterwards.

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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190112 on: May 09, 2019, 12:28:36 pm »

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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190113 on: May 09, 2019, 01:46:13 pm »

We've got a little baby boy again. Tobias Leeroy is the name.
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190114 on: May 09, 2019, 01:49:30 pm »

I hope your surname is Rieper.
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« Reply #190115 on: May 09, 2019, 01:56:17 pm »

I hope your surname is Rieper.
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« Reply #190116 on: May 09, 2019, 02:03:06 pm »

We've got a little baby boy again. Tobias Leeroy is the name.

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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190117 on: May 09, 2019, 06:26:09 pm »

I hate giving her credit or having to admit that it's a catchy song, and I still want to see an Invisible Monsters movie done with her as Brandy Alexander, but sometimes Iggy pops up in my head when I look at these.

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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190118 on: May 09, 2019, 06:38:01 pm »

... it looks like someone stopped making some sort of push dagger part way through. I know what a failed blacksmithing check looks like in real life, now.
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190119 on: May 09, 2019, 08:11:26 pm »

Oy, max, what is that on your hand? Did you try to caress the blades again?
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190120 on: May 09, 2019, 08:41:18 pm »

That's his "don't have leprosy still right" test slice, to make sure his extremities retain feeling.

Also oh fuck dear god what did I do he's so small and his head lolls around violently and his face is cutely fat and shit I made another human DAMMIT HANS STOP DOING THAT.
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190121 on: May 09, 2019, 08:53:35 pm »

Yeah they're terrible.
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190122 on: May 09, 2019, 08:57:03 pm »

I'm sorry, Oxytocin, Serotonin, and Dopamine say otherwise, but they're drug dealers soooo...
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« Reply #190123 on: May 09, 2019, 09:59:23 pm »

Oy, max, what is that on your hand? Did you try to caress the blades again?
It's a saw. :D

See the little maroon handle with the gold cap in those pics? It's a shinto saw rasp, basically take like 8 hacksaw blades, bend them into a side-to-side zigzag and bolt them together. All the teeth end up presented to your work surface at around a 45 degree angle and have large open spaces beside them to clear swarf which is fantastic.

One side has like 11 teeth per inch, the other side has like 30 teeth per inch I think, so there is no really safe side except the very outer edges between the two rows of teeth.

To rasp a smaller workpiece with one, you can rest the rasp on a rag or something over your knee and drag the workpiece across the teeth in a nice controlled fashion, and it's really easy to hog lots of material off like that.

So easy sometimes that you forget just how sharp those teeth are and ever so lightly brush past a couple by mistake.

Never hurts like a proper knuckle-rasping would, but you can bet your ass it is going to bleed when you bend your finger again.
... it looks like someone stopped making some sort of push dagger part way through. I know what a failed blacksmithing check looks like in real life, now.
Well it isn't toothed yet, just the raw plate blank and bolt holes plus spine alignment are set, but the handle is woodworking via coping saw, hand drill, rasps, files, and sandpaper/scrapers. On the other hand all of the metalwork I do is with files, hacksaws, brakes, and hand drills so I don't begin to approach blacksmithing yet.
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190124 on: May 10, 2019, 11:56:46 am »

I read that as "I'm a saw" and had to do a double take. Though I immediately realized that would explain the saw fetish.
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