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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14374416 times)

hector13

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily allowance (Happy thread)
« Reply #189825 on: April 25, 2019, 07:14:40 pm »

I thought it was lettuce.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

wierd

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily allowance (Happy thread)
« Reply #189826 on: April 25, 2019, 07:27:03 pm »

No no, it's not burgers, but burghs. We must eat the rich.

I know! that's why I suggested Lilliput!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilliput_and_Blefuscu

at 1/12th stature, you can eat 12 times more people, for the same satiety!
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily allowance (Happy thread)
« Reply #189827 on: April 25, 2019, 07:33:43 pm »

I thought it was lettuce.
Ah, could be.  I feel like our jokes are romaine all over the place.
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hector13

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily allowance (Happy thread)
« Reply #189828 on: April 25, 2019, 07:35:03 pm »

Just rocket to the end of the pun war, please.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily allowance (Happy thread)
« Reply #189829 on: April 25, 2019, 11:32:28 pm »

Why should we? Just 'cos you said so?
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily allowance (Happy thread)
« Reply #189830 on: April 26, 2019, 12:09:33 am »

We must act fast before the bourgeoisie start their counter revolution.

Bring out the burger forks.
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CABL

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily allowance (Happy thread)
« Reply #189831 on: April 26, 2019, 02:28:53 am »

No no, it's not burgers, but burghs. We must eat vore the rich.

FTFY
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily allowance (Happy thread)
« Reply #189832 on: April 26, 2019, 03:31:51 am »

But the there's more non-burgers than burgers in the burgs
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wierd

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily allowance (Happy thread)
« Reply #189833 on: April 26, 2019, 03:42:30 am »

Well, YEAH-- they're like 1% of the population!  You just gotta go to where the big houses with impossibly large lawns are. Dead give-away.
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily allowance (Happy thread)
« Reply #189834 on: April 26, 2019, 06:28:08 am »

Spoiler: Avengers Endgame (click to show/hide)
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LordBaal

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily allowance (Happy thread)
« Reply #189835 on: April 26, 2019, 07:43:15 am »

Spoiler: Avengers Endgame (click to show/hide)
Noooo!!! You just spolied everything! Now what's the point of seeing it?
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily allowance (Happy thread)
« Reply #189836 on: April 26, 2019, 12:32:21 pm »

Spoiler: Avengers Endgame (click to show/hide)
Noooo!!! You just spolied everything! Now what's the point of seeing it?

The biggest spoiler was releasing Spider-Man trailers before Endgame came out.

Also, this is the point in EVERY SINGLE SPIDER MAN MOVIE FRANCHISE where they start to lose sight of what made him popular in comic books.

The description begins "Peter Parker's relaxing European vacation takes an unexpected turn when"
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily allowance (Happy thread)
« Reply #189837 on: April 26, 2019, 03:28:15 pm »

This is how he finds out Ned is the Hobgoblin, meets Wolverine, and kills Wolverine's old East German superspy flame Charlie
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily allowance (Happy thread)
« Reply #189838 on: April 26, 2019, 05:54:23 pm »

Spoiler: Avengers Endgame (click to show/hide)
Noooo!!! You just spolied everything! Now what's the point of seeing it?

The biggest spoiler was releasing Spider-Man trailers before Endgame came out.

Also, this is the point in EVERY SINGLE SPIDER MAN MOVIE FRANCHISE where they start to lose sight of what made him popular in comic books.

The description begins "Peter Parker's relaxing European vacation takes an unexpected turn when"

What if I told you...

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily allowance (Happy thread)
« Reply #189839 on: April 26, 2019, 06:11:44 pm »

It's been sooo nice getting back to reading again, given I'm doing way better than I thought I would after so long since I really didn't think I could finish a 570 or so page book in a few days. And while it was a bit of a product of it's times and occasionally a bit cheesy I actually really liked it anyway. Though...

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