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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14373652 times)

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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190020 on: May 08, 2019, 01:29:23 pm »

On the morrow, when the Cancer-star is at it's zenith in the screaming abyss of the sky, a bloody and unnatural ritual shall take place in a sanctified place, splitting asunder the womb of the Chosen and unleashing forth my latest and most powerful spawn yet.

We're going to name him Tobias Leroy or her Clarice Elaine. There will be juice and crackers afterwards.
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190021 on: May 08, 2019, 02:16:56 pm »

Wonderful!

May your spawn out-compete the others in all manners of life.
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190022 on: May 08, 2019, 02:44:09 pm »

Congratulations! I shall start the ceremonial beberage making and maturing ir for 9 months so we shall toast upon your heir name's day.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190023 on: May 08, 2019, 03:25:19 pm »

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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190025 on: May 08, 2019, 05:00:01 pm »

Sporkacussing, most vulgar of silverware.

What are you planning to ferment for nine months before drinking, anyway?
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190026 on: May 08, 2019, 07:43:41 pm »

It's a tradition of the region I was born (the venezuelan Andes).  When a woman gets pregnant a close relative or the future godfather will make this thing we call "meados" (literlly piss). You take some hard clear liquor of choice (most common is clear sugar cane liquor) and you add fruits like peach or berries, cinnamon sticks and other assorted aromatic stuff and let it all set in for the rest of the pregnancy, some even use small wooden barrels if they are extra fancy. Finally, the day of birth you have a toast with that, extra points for sneaking it in on the hospital bed in case you had enough for paying for a private room and toast there. Then everyone that visit the baby will be offered the beverage.

As you migth guess the result is usually a really hard liquor with strong spirits and heavily inebriating. Since each bottle or set of bottles is made uniquely its like your personal wine of birth as you seldom have 2 tasting exactly the same. I still have some "Peter's piss" in a large bottle in the kitchen.

Wow, we are like southern wildings.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190027 on: May 08, 2019, 07:52:08 pm »

That's rad as fuck.
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190028 on: May 08, 2019, 08:22:37 pm »

That's rad as fuck.
Yeah, wow.  Reminds me of that Archer scene where Lana takes, like, the first opportunity to pull from a bottle of liquor.  She'd had a rough term and especially day.
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190029 on: May 09, 2019, 02:23:56 am »

mead

(literlly piss)

I have never felt so attacked
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190030 on: May 09, 2019, 02:26:45 am »

mead

(literlly piss)

I have never felt so attacked

Only if you are diabetic. In which case, you could theoretically turn your piss into mead.

I don't know anyone that pees out refined honey though.
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190031 on: May 09, 2019, 05:24:43 am »

Hahaha its a coincidence that the word start with mead.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190032 on: May 09, 2019, 05:34:16 am »

I don't know anyone that pees out refined honey though.
That's because your not looking in the right bathrooms places.
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190033 on: May 09, 2019, 06:54:32 am »

I see y'all going old-school with your psychoactives. Might want to get into discussion with old shroom eater techniques. There was apparently societies out there where getting someone high and then drinking their piss for your own high was a thing.
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Re: [fuk] Endlessly shooting bombs for lootboxes (Happy thread)
« Reply #190034 on: May 09, 2019, 07:02:05 am »

Yeah, well, so was putting coffee berries in a pouch kept close to your chest before going on a long run so that your sweat and body heat cook them and then eating the pulpy mass afterwards for a pick-me-up.
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