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Author Topic: [AWOO] PREMIUM AWOOZONE put your awoos in here (Happy thread)  (Read 9612903 times)

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #192390 on: February 20, 2020, 07:17:32 pm »

I remember taking like a week to download a demo, once. Iirc it was either age of wonders or age of myths, probably the former. It was only like 250 megs or something (ah, the not missed days of that being entire harddrives...), but dial-up is both slow and inconsistent :P
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #192391 on: February 20, 2020, 07:23:38 pm »

Your Shitpost frequency has increased of late, Loud Whispers.

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #192392 on: February 20, 2020, 07:25:57 pm »

Not yet.
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #192393 on: February 20, 2020, 07:31:52 pm »

Your Shitpost frequency has increased of late, Loud Whispers.

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Now do Jar-Jar.

Or, or...

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #192394 on: February 21, 2020, 04:35:54 am »

Meesa thinks its treason then

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #192395 on: February 21, 2020, 09:17:44 am »

DAD: YOU SEE SON, PROCREATION IS A BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE. PLAYING FORTNITE EVERYDAY IS GENETIC HERESY. THE GREAT CHAIN OF BEING FROM OUR ANCESTORS INNUMERAL DATING BACK TO THE PRIMORDIAL OOZE WHICH SPAWNED OUR ACCURSED LINEAGE WILL NOT BE CONTINUED ON ITS DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ATAVISTIC TO THE ADAPTED BY YOU WASTING ALL OF YOUR TWITCHY-FINGER REFLEXES ON BEING THE LAST MAN STANDING ON A VIRTUAL CONFLICT. IN TRUTH, EVEN THE KING OF THE HILL WILL DIE. ONLY THROUGH A LEGACY WILL THE INFORMATION OUR ILK HAS ACCRUED BE EXPANDED, ONLY THROUGH IDLE CONSUMPTION SHALL OUR INEVITABLE DECAY INTO ENTROPY BE SECURED.

SON: BUT DAD, FORTNITE IS THE COURTSHIP RITUAL OF OUR GENERATION. DARE YOU JUDGE WHAT YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND? PERHAPS IN YOUR GENERATION YOUR FATHER BEFORE YOU MISJUDGED WHAT YOUR PEERS CONSIDERED COOL, AS YOU MISJUDGE ME. MY DANCES MAY SEEM SILLY AND ABUSRD, BUT PERHAPS THAT IS BECAUSE I POSSESS THE INNOCENCE OF ADOLESCENCE AND A WILLINGNESS TO BE ABSURD?

DAD: IN TRUTH, I DID NOT HAVE A FATHER. PERHAPS I HAVE OVERCOMPENSATED OUT OF AN ANXIETY TO ENSURE YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SUFFER WITHOUT A POSITIVE ROLE MODEL AS I DID; IN MY OVERZEALOUSNESS TO PROVIDE YOU STRUCTURE I HAVE STIFLED YOU.

SON: I AM SORRY, I TOO OVERSTEPPED MY MARK IN BEING OVER-DEFENSIVE. OF COURSE I KNOW YOU ONLY WISH THE BEST FOR ME AND I UNDERSTAND THAT, I WAS JUST ANXIOUS BECAUSE I AM CURRENTLY PLAYING A MULTIPLAYER GAME WITH MY COMRADES WHICH CANNOT BE PAUSED IN THE FACE OF THE ARROW OF TIME. THIS GAME HAS ME IN FIGHT OR FLIGHT MODE AND IS NOT THE APPROPRIATE TIME TO BE DISCUSSING THE BIRDS OF THE BEES.

DAD: NEVERTHELESS, AT SOME POINT A RECREATIONAL ACTIVITY WHICH CEASES TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SOME FORM OF REFLECTION OR REPRODUCTIVE ADVANTAGE IS IN THE END, A DEAD END. A MOMENT IN IDLENESS IS FATAL, A LIFETIME IN IDLENESS IS STERILE.

SON: SHALL MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE'S WORTH BE SUMMED UP IN THE SIZE OF MY LINEAGE? SHALL MY EXISTENCE THEN, BE JUDGED ON THE MERITS SOLELY OF EXISTENCE ITSELF? PRESUPPOSE I POSSESSED NO CONSCIOUSNESS, WOULD THEN I NOT BE AS WORTHLESS AS A MERE AMOEBA, REPRODUCING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE ITSELF?

DAD: THAT'S INCEL TALK, SON

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/American-Chopper-Argument

It doesn't fit.


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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #192396 on: February 21, 2020, 09:34:31 am »

At school peter celebrated it's first carnival. You know, the only redeeming thing about Venezuela is the lack of all the SJW crap.

The school had a theme, Chinese. They did the best they could and dressed the school as a china town. Every kid had the homework of making one of those chinese farmer hats with paper or whatever and wear it, and most kids had their eyes painted to look asian.

They even made one of those dragons with cardboard and the kids gave it a spin around the school. L

No one cried a shit about cultural apropiation, or racism or anything. It's worth nothing that there's only a single asian kid on the whole school, and he actually had the coolest hat complete with costume and fake ponytail and mustache and all. His mom and dad weren't  the slight offended, on the contrary they were very amused by all.

The kids had a great time. Why is so hard to be tolerant and not offended on behalf of others? I imagine in most places you guys live this would be frowned upon and not a go or end up in frivolous lawsuits and such.
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #192397 on: February 21, 2020, 09:44:13 am »

I think it would be better to ask the child of the heritage they're celebrating what they think the culture is, and be completely credulous about what they say. Because I bet kids can come up with some wild bullshit.

To hell with paper hats. I want to celebrate the made-up culture where everyone has to dress up like unicorns and have an eggroll eating contest to celebrate their ancestors or whatever. And then batman shows up.

I mean, they'd probably learn the same amount of we ever learned about other cultures that way.
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #192398 on: February 21, 2020, 10:27:26 am »

Oh there were two batmans actually (kids could put other costumes too). One Adam West like and the other Nolan trilogy style. Here you can't have a carnival without batman.
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #192399 on: February 21, 2020, 11:40:32 am »

Oh there were two batmans actually (kids could put other costumes too).

That's cutural batpropriation.

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #192400 on: February 21, 2020, 11:48:51 am »

Oh there were two batmans actually (kids could put other costumes too).

That's cutural batpropriation.

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #192402 on: February 21, 2020, 02:43:05 pm »

DAD: THAT'S INCEL TALK, SON

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/American-Chopper-Argument

It doesn't fit.

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It definitely needs the chair throw and father responding with "that's incel talk, son" as the final beats to get the cadence of the joke right. Maybe copy-paste the 2nd and 3rd pictures to give it enough space? On the other hand...
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #192403 on: February 21, 2020, 02:49:29 pm »

Dinosaur comic, maybe? Is the template for that available?

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #192404 on: February 21, 2020, 03:08:02 pm »

It definitely has to be the MC men, it also fits the meta
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