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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14382032 times)

King Zultan

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #191820 on: January 05, 2020, 03:56:47 am »

I thought CBD stood for Communist Bird Detective.
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #191821 on: January 05, 2020, 04:10:08 am »

I thought it was CanaBiDiol.. The new snakeoil that's been so popular lately.
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #191822 on: January 05, 2020, 05:48:07 am »

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #191823 on: January 05, 2020, 06:23:36 am »

My fave is still The Onion's review of The Hobbit.

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #191824 on: January 05, 2020, 10:17:58 am »

A guy at work I'm acquainted with took time out of his schedule to sit down and talk with me, just a friendly chat. Got to talk about cool-ass science fiction shit with him. He recommended I read book by Faulkner that he gave up on. Twas really cool, I don't get to have stimulating conversation very often.
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #191825 on: January 05, 2020, 12:38:44 pm »

My absolute favorite. Their "ebonic" french 100% sells it.

Subsistence Killing. Also, the ending of that video was a tragedy.


Been watching old the Onion videos. The one where an Al Qaeda spokesman can't take a 9/11 truther's bullshit is just brilliant.

Link.


Twas really cool, I don't get to have stimulating conversation very often.

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Il Palazzo

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #191826 on: January 05, 2020, 01:45:46 pm »

Been watching old the Onion videos. The one where an Al Qaeda spokesman can't take a 9/11 truther's bullshit is just brilliant.

Link.
You gosh darn Gen Z's, expecting handouts all the time. Make a modicum of effort for once in your spoiled life. When I was your age I had to physically go to stand-up shows for humorous titillation. Uphill both ways. Carrying my ailing mother. And don't even get me started on other kinds of fun. Like porn - you had to go to a kiosk and convince the adult to sell it to you, because it used to be printed on paper!
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #191827 on: January 05, 2020, 01:54:23 pm »

You had paper? We had to use vellum! And it was strictly bring-your-own-materials.

Also this looks like the link: https://www.theonion.com/9-11-conspiracy-theories-ridiculous-al-qaeda-says-1819594702/amp
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #191828 on: January 05, 2020, 01:56:33 pm »

What’s the generation after Z going to be called?
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #191829 on: January 05, 2020, 02:05:45 pm »

What’s the generation after Z going to be called?
Generation Æ

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #191830 on: January 05, 2020, 02:12:30 pm »

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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #191831 on: January 05, 2020, 03:43:53 pm »

Like porn - you had to go to a kiosk and convince the adult to sell it to you, because it used to be printed on paper!
Lies, you'd just filch them from some adult that wasn't paying attention, or something of similar intent. No need to convince anyone, just waiting until they forgot what porn they had or where they put it.

... honestly, now that I think about it things haven't actually changed that much, have they? The selection has just expanded massively and it's less forgetting where they put it and more forgetting (or just not knowing) how to find out if you've been at the stuff. The more things change, the more they stay the same, I guess. Also like in all things yesteryear was worse off, ha.
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #191832 on: January 05, 2020, 04:21:09 pm »

What’s the generation after Z going to be called?
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #191833 on: January 05, 2020, 05:31:14 pm »

What’s the generation after Z going to be called?
Bold of you to assume there will be one. The Doomers won, and all that remains now is a last hurrah before oblivion.
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Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« Reply #191834 on: January 05, 2020, 05:48:41 pm »

...Pretty sure were already passed Gen Z I'm the birth years, right? A generation usually counts as 15-25 years.

Also we have these great letters at the end of our alphabet called Ä Å and Ö, you can lease them if you want to.
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