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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14375544 times)

Naturegirl1999

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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193290 on: June 02, 2020, 08:52:54 pm »

I have a couch!

My couch bit me :(
Couches don’t bite, maybe you found a mimic. Proceed with caution
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193291 on: June 02, 2020, 09:07:12 pm »

I have a couch!

My couch bit me :(

Did you sit on a cat?
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193292 on: June 02, 2020, 09:13:25 pm »

It has a recliner and I moved my leg off the recliner and it shifted and bit my leg :(

If it is a mimic, we will be dead by morning as it’s next to the bedroom.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193293 on: June 03, 2020, 03:38:57 am »

I hear telling a good joke will often reveal them
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193294 on: June 03, 2020, 03:57:10 am »

Some people, like PeeWee Herman, coexist peacefully with their mimic based furniture.


Despite how uncomfortable it makes other people.
« Last Edit: June 03, 2020, 04:03:17 am by wierd »
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193295 on: June 03, 2020, 04:34:27 am »

It should be noted that those are not arms. They're mandibles to hold the food down in front of the mouth
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193296 on: June 03, 2020, 05:24:47 am »

This sounds like the kind of thing that inspires a creepypasta or something.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193297 on: June 03, 2020, 06:56:41 am »

This sounds like the kind of thing that inspires a creepypasta or something.
Or Salad Fingers
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193298 on: June 03, 2020, 07:14:33 am »

Salad Fingers' Play House?

This sounds terrible....      Someone should make it a thing.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Dunamisdeos

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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193299 on: June 03, 2020, 01:37:46 pm »

Yo I am at work helping train new hires and I get to roleplay fussy customers on fake calls for them this is the most fun I've ever had at work omg.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193300 on: June 03, 2020, 01:42:21 pm »

Did you get to break out the "I WANT TO SPEAK WITH YOUR MANAGER!" yet?  :o
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193301 on: June 03, 2020, 01:48:42 pm »

Nahhhh.

But I get to do it later :>

EDIT: I'm the "manager" in question around here. It'll be somewhat bittersweet.
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193302 on: June 03, 2020, 02:06:05 pm »

"I WANT TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER!" he shouted
The radio said "No, Dunamisdeos. You are the manager."
And then, Dunamisdeos was a (figurative) zombie
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193303 on: June 03, 2020, 02:33:45 pm »

This sounds like the kind of thing that inspires a creepypasta or something.
Or Salad Fingers

Or vore porn
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Re: [FBK]🍔 BIG FUBUKING HAMBAHGA 🍔(Happy thread)
« Reply #193304 on: June 03, 2020, 03:02:58 pm »

These new hires are so damn nice on the phone I actually felt bad acting like a fussy customer at them.
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