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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14380474 times)

hector13

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196815 on: November 26, 2021, 02:19:43 pm »

I’m a shovel slave :’(

The shovel comes in handy for the other stuff, I guess.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196816 on: November 26, 2021, 02:29:22 pm »

Slave, slave in a bottle? Are you a genie?
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196817 on: November 26, 2021, 02:42:41 pm »

I’m not expecting my pregnant wife to shovel snow for the next probably 5 months :p

I wish I was a genie though (ahaha) as then I’d make snow something nice.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196818 on: November 26, 2021, 02:42:48 pm »

Sadly, no, I'm just a genius.

I’m not expecting my pregnant wife to shovel snow for the next probably 5 months :p
What? Why not? Over here, pregnant women are sent to the wood clog mines. Childbirth needs training in hard labour.
(Plus, tourism income doesn't just spontaneously generate, you know)
« Last Edit: November 26, 2021, 02:52:36 pm by martinuzz »
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196819 on: November 26, 2021, 04:42:10 pm »

kitty asleep in my sweater :3
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196820 on: November 26, 2021, 04:53:16 pm »

Awwwww.

I'm on a boat! Gonna be visiting this cute Canadian girl.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196821 on: November 26, 2021, 05:59:05 pm »

Ah, I love that! It's good season for cute people, and all the cute winter jackets and scarves and things are coming out again, ogh scarves are so good.

I made it through Thanksgiving without hearing any kind of bigoted tirade from family and taught my niece the very fun word 'yonk.' It's like yeet, or yoink, but something got lost in translation halfway and now it's yonk. I couldn't quite get 'bungus' to stick, too many syllables. Gonna try again at Christmas, maybe, heh.
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196822 on: November 26, 2021, 08:09:39 pm »

Sadly, no, I'm just a genius.

I’m not expecting my pregnant wife to shovel snow for the next probably 5 months :p
What? Why not? Over here, pregnant women are sent to the wood clog mines. Childbirth needs training in hard labour.
(Plus, tourism income doesn't just spontaneously generate, you know)

Would you say they are the sole of the endeavour?
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the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196823 on: November 29, 2021, 09:40:09 pm »

happy thread where are you going that's towards page two come back

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and now that the performance is done, I get my Mondays back for the next few months wheeeeeeeee
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196824 on: November 30, 2021, 04:24:37 am »

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I assume this is because I like to write in dual sentences.

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196825 on: November 30, 2021, 06:06:33 am »

I'm not sure if I can copy this style.

Though I think it does have a certain charm, it doesn't come naturally to me.

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196826 on: November 30, 2021, 08:53:18 am »

What's a dual sentence?

Is it just two sentences, am I maybe not doing this correctly?
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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196827 on: November 30, 2021, 09:01:13 am »

I think it's when they chop off both your hands for stealing instead of just one
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Friendly and polite reminder for optimists: Hope is a finite resource

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196828 on: November 30, 2021, 10:59:35 am »

It's when you dual wield sentences for more tactical flexibility

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Re: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)
« Reply #196829 on: November 30, 2021, 01:03:39 pm »

It’s when two sentences meet at dawn, and there’s a risk one of them might not make it to lunch.

(for srs though, what is it?)
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.
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