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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #75 on: October 07, 2009, 07:15:42 am »
Be mine.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #76 on: October 07, 2009, 07:26:41 am »
"You ever been besieged by a vile force of darkness? Want to be?"
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #77 on: October 07, 2009, 03:51:43 pm »
Overheard in the Legendary Dining Room/Only Meeting Area: "So, you eat here often?"
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #78 on: October 07, 2009, 03:58:35 pm »
You must be a skilled gear mechanic cuz I wanna assembly a baby with u.

When I seen u for first time, someone engraved "I love you" on my heart.

I know a better Plump Helmet than everyone else here! Wanna see it?
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #79 on: October 07, 2009, 08:18:32 pm »
Quote from: Rowanas on September 27, 2009, 04:49:35 am
"Have you been messing with the raws? 'Cause you appear to have TWO artifact jugs"

oh dear god. im afraid no one can beat this. ever.


heres my try: "Hey babe, i got more then just a statue made of stone..."
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #80 on: October 07, 2009, 11:43:12 pm »
"Mandate?!  What, are u gay?"  - maybe too offensive?  ok, how about...
"Hey sweet thang, once you go Obsidian Sword, you never go back".....naw, probably offensive as well

OK, i am gonna go with "Are you the new milker?"





Hey, its better than "I gotta mega-projection hidden in my pants'
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #81 on: October 08, 2009, 06:06:58 am »
Are you a unicorn or are you just happy to see me?
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #82 on: October 08, 2009, 06:11:03 am »
Wanna see my megaproject, baby?
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #83 on: October 08, 2009, 06:30:07 am »
Quote from: Sabre_Justice on October 08, 2009, 06:06:58 am
Are you a unicorn or are you just happy to see me?
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It's ok, I'm a craftsdwarf. I play with works of art for a living!

Come here, I wanna encircle you with bands of me. (too graphic)

I've got a very, very menacing spike.

How about we just skip the aquaintance and friend, and get straight to lover?
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #84 on: October 08, 2009, 01:13:38 pm »
I dig you.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #85 on: October 08, 2009, 02:22:46 pm »
You guys want a Dorf Shorts from some of these?  I think it might be fun.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #86 on: October 08, 2009, 02:24:42 pm »
Quote from: Rainseeker on October 08, 2009, 02:22:46 pm
You guys want a Dorf Shorts from some of these?  I think it might be fun.

Oh God Yes.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #87 on: October 08, 2009, 04:54:29 pm »
Have you ever seen an artifact Wooden Corkscrew? No? Would you LIKE to see one?

Hey baby, turns out we're partners in crime. Let's go get hammered together.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #88 on: October 08, 2009, 05:01:07 pm »
Quote from: Rainseeker on October 08, 2009, 02:22:46 pm
You guys want a Dorf Shorts from some of these?  I think it might be fun.
Oh yes, please! (can't believe rainseeker is in my thread )
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #89 on: October 08, 2009, 06:48:40 pm »
Quote from: Shakma on October 08, 2009, 01:13:38 pm
I dig you.
me like. :D


You and me, we are married now.

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