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Rainseeker

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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #90 on: October 08, 2009, 09:24:21 pm »
Quote from: Tofu on October 08, 2009, 05:01:07 pm
Quote from: Rainseeker on October 08, 2009, 02:22:46 pm
You guys want a Dorf Shorts from some of these?  I think it might be fun.
Oh yes, please! (can't believe rainseeker is in my thread )

Did you hear that guys?  I'm famous!  :D
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #91 on: October 08, 2009, 09:29:30 pm »
Hey baby, are you a farmer?  Cuz I gotta plant my Bloated Tuber.
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"You should stop cutting down all these herr trees, or, MAN is my Queen going to be Aaaaa-aang-Re-ee with you guys!" flipping his hand and batting his eyelashes."
"Oh my god guys, wood, is like, totally murder."

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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #92 on: October 08, 2009, 09:36:17 pm »
Good Lord... That's better (or worse) than the Plump Helmet one. I bet I can top it though.

Hey baby, if you pull my lever, will your floodgates...

NO! I can't finish it! It's just too much!
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #93 on: October 08, 2009, 09:52:31 pm »
How about this?

Baby, pull my lever and I'll flood your fort.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #94 on: October 09, 2009, 05:04:25 am »
Quote from: Rainseeker on October 08, 2009, 09:24:21 pm
Quote from: Tofu on October 08, 2009, 05:01:07 pm
Quote from: Rainseeker on October 08, 2009, 02:22:46 pm
You guys want a Dorf Shorts from some of these?  I think it might be fun.
Oh yes, please! (can't believe rainseeker is in my thread )

Did you hear that guys?  I'm famous!  :D
Oh yes you are! : D
Lets have babies! erm....I mean you're a great dude....
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #95 on: October 09, 2009, 10:23:56 am »
Quote from: Tofu on October 09, 2009, 05:04:25 am
Quote from: Rainseeker on October 08, 2009, 09:24:21 pm
Quote from: Tofu on October 08, 2009, 05:01:07 pm
Quote from: Rainseeker on October 08, 2009, 02:22:46 pm
You guys want a Dorf Shorts from some of these?  I think it might be fun.
Oh yes, please! (can't believe rainseeker is in my thread )

Did you hear that guys?  I'm famous!  :D
Oh yes you are! : D
Lets have babies! erm....I mean you're a great dude....

 :P  lol
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #96 on: October 09, 2009, 12:02:25 pm »
Quote from: Puzzlemaker on October 08, 2009, 09:52:31 pm
How about this?

Baby, pull my lever and I'll flood your fort.

haha, this is actually good
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #97 on: October 09, 2009, 03:00:12 pm »
"Why don't you lower your drawbridge so you can set off my trap?"

Best not to think about that one too hard...
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #98 on: October 09, 2009, 06:21:24 pm »
"Mind if I admire those artifact jugs?"

"Seems like you kitty has adopted me"

"Are you by chance fond of corrupt intetions, melady?"

"I've recently made one beuaty of an artifac! Want to see it?"
"Mkay, what's it you do for a living then?"
"I'm a pump operator..."
(ok that one might be a bit deep)
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #99 on: October 09, 2009, 07:16:40 pm »

Quote from: Tofu on October 09, 2009, 05:04:25 am
Quote from: Rainseeker on October 08, 2009, 09:24:21 pm
Quote from: Tofu on October 08, 2009, 05:01:07 pm
Quote from: Rainseeker on October 08, 2009, 02:22:46 pm
You guys want a Dorf Shorts from some of these?  I think it might be fun.
Oh yes, please! (can't believe rainseeker is in my thread )

Did you hear that guys?  I'm famous!  :D
Oh yes you are! : D
Lets have babies! erm....I mean you're a great dude....

I posted here :( What am I, dwarf chunks?
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #100 on: October 09, 2009, 07:22:37 pm »
Quote from: Capntastic on October 09, 2009, 07:16:40 pm

Quote from: Tofu on October 09, 2009, 05:04:25 am
Quote from: Rainseeker on October 08, 2009, 09:24:21 pm
Quote from: Tofu on October 08, 2009, 05:01:07 pm
Quote from: Rainseeker on October 08, 2009, 02:22:46 pm
You guys want a Dorf Shorts from some of these?  I think it might be fun.
Oh yes, please! (can't believe rainseeker is in my thread )

Did you hear that guys?  I'm famous!  :D
Oh yes you are! : D
Lets have babies! erm....I mean you're a great dude....

I posted here :( What am I, dwarf chunks?

There, there, Cap'n...  *hugs Cap'n*
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #101 on: October 09, 2009, 07:46:36 pm »
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #102 on: October 09, 2009, 11:27:30 pm »
Even from across the room, I smelter.  She was my kinda hippy dwarf.  She reeked of potash.  She was listening the to carpenter's on her sweetipod.  I sauntered over, following the 1 point cost traffick path that led towards her (this should have been my first warning, but I had turned off my job cancellation notifications).  She looked up at me with those dimple cup cheeks and said, "Hey there, wanna goto a party my friend arranged?"  I thought miners be praised i am gonna get some and then said "Sure".  "Before we go," she said "there is the small matter of coin."  Dammit i thought, the frikken economy!  I was suddenly overcome with a fell mood but thankfully, it was quickly replaced with horny melancholy as i paid off her liason.  Then, linked arm to arm and beard to beard, i let her lead me off to a secluded statue garden.  "Sweet digs" i said. 


-to be continued
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Quote from: Jeoshua on April 12, 2011, 10:02:39 pm
"You should stop cutting down all these herr trees, or, MAN is my Queen going to be Aaaaa-aang-Re-ee with you guys!" flipping his hand and batting his eyelashes."
"Oh my god guys, wood, is like, totally murder."

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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #103 on: October 09, 2009, 11:32:05 pm »
Lord Dakoth cancels Read: Interrupted by Ghastly Pun.
Lord Dakoth has gone berserk!
Gorjo MacGrymm has been struck down.
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Re: Dwarven pick up lines?
« Reply #104 on: October 10, 2009, 12:01:42 am »
Neeeeeehhhhrrrr.... Those just grated up my spine.
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