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Author Topic: QWOP... Or, "How I run?"  (Read 46264 times)

Malicus

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Re: QWOP... Or, "How I run?"
« Reply #30 on: October 03, 2009, 02:13:30 pm »
46.7m...  and I give up for now.
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Re: QWOP... Or, "How I run?"
« Reply #31 on: October 03, 2009, 02:55:00 pm »
Okay, figured out a system. Go WO and alternate with QP. Don't switch as soon as possible, but wait in between button presses. Don't be afraid to press the same set of buttons twice in a row.
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Re: QWOP... Or, "How I run?"
« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2009, 09:23:13 pm »
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Vester

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Re: QWOP... Or, "How I run?"
« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2009, 07:27:55 am »
You know, this game would be hilarious on a live feed.

EDIT:

My top so far is an amazing 2.6 metres.
« Last Edit: October 12, 2009, 07:32:23 am by Vester »
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Re: QWOP... Or, "How I run?"
« Reply #34 on: October 12, 2009, 07:53:22 am »
I just hit 68.8.
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Re: QWOP... Or, "How I run?"
« Reply #35 on: October 12, 2009, 07:54:33 am »
I consider my greatest accomplishment to be an absolutely perfect three meter Moonwalk to disqualification.
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Re: QWOP... Or, "How I run?"
« Reply #36 on: October 12, 2009, 08:00:50 am »
I managed 18.8 meters, walking like some kind of mutant crab.

Basically I used W to put his left leg out front.

Then I tapped Q. Then W. Ad nauseam.

He kept on inching forward by catching his heel on the raceway.

Eventually I got bored and backflipped onto my skull.

Quote from: Aqizzar on October 12, 2009, 07:54:33 am
I consider my greatest accomplishment to be an absolutely perfect three meter Moonwalk to disqualification.

Guh. I can't even do a proper walk, much less a Moonwalk.
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Re: QWOP... Or, "How I run?"
« Reply #37 on: October 12, 2009, 08:10:19 am »
Quote from: Vester on October 12, 2009, 08:00:50 am
Quote from: Aqizzar on October 12, 2009, 07:54:33 am
I consider my greatest accomplishment to be an absolutely perfect three meter Moonwalk to disqualification.

Guh. I can't even do a proper walk, much less a Moonwalk.

I didn't say I meant to Moonwalk, I just said I did it.  The impromptu Moonwalk is the best kind of Moonwalk.
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
Quote from: Toady One on December 04, 2010, 05:10:27 pm
Please amplify your relaxed states.
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The ancients built these quote pyramids to forever store vast quantities of rage.

Malicus

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Re: QWOP... Or, "How I run?"
« Reply #38 on: October 12, 2009, 04:14:24 pm »
Someone SHOULD do a live feed of this.  However, in my opinion, failures are even funnier when the person actually CAN make some progress then fail horribly.  Random flailing is only funny for so long.

Addition instead of replying to self:

I just need to share this picture.  It is...  I dunno.  I think the picture speaks for itself.

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« Last Edit: October 12, 2009, 08:08:58 pm by Malicus »
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