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Wiles

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Morbid dwarves
« on: December 02, 2007, 04:41:00 pm »

I had a clothier go berserk and kill an elf trader. My markdwarf made quick work of him after that. Later I went over and looked at his coffin. Some dwarf had put a bolt on it that was covered in dwarf blood.   :confused:
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Armok

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Re: Morbid dwarves
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2007, 05:15:00 pm »

These dwarves kill children to make tongs out of their skin, and the government apparently considers that justified.

And you claim THIS is morbid?

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Carlos Gustavos

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Re: Morbid dwarves
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2007, 12:50:00 pm »

I've seen something similar. An item gets stuck in a corpse and appear later when the corpse rots to bone (or maybe earlier, I don't know). I've had pieces of goblin clothing appear in my refuse pile at the same spots as dead goblins have been.
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Re: Morbid dwarves
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2007, 12:01:00 am »

A pregnant immigrant swordsdwarf was impaled on a spike, lived, had a miscarriage, became depressed, crippled, and never recovered. My dwarves decided it would be funny to throw a party right outside her room.
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Re: Morbid dwarves
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2007, 11:37:00 am »

Goblin snatcher grabs child, Mom intercepts fleeing goblin, kill goblin, saves child and caries shild back to fort. Sheriff comes storming out of fort and cripples(removing both legs). Sheriff runs inside and leaves shild to watch mom bleed to death. Other dwarves leave child outside to starve. Then dwarves storm outside to loot the clothes.
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Re: Morbid dwarves
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2007, 10:48:00 pm »

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